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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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He tilts his head, thinking it over too.
He looks around at the other people in the theatre. Most have horribly embarrassed expressions on their faces. Some have gotten up to leave like he had. (A few didn't seem too terribly perturbed, but hey... it takes all types?)
Going by this though...]
M-maybe we are all seeing just our own embarrassing memories? I saw mine, you saw yours... [He gestures slightly to the others in the theatre] they are seeing their own?
I- I don't understand how though. That's kinda scary...
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So what? They somehow manage to get into our memories then? But how could they do that? It’s just not possible for them to somehow get into our brains and see everything they’re making us see!
[But then again…]
But with so many robots and technology around, I guess anything is possible here. [Which probably sucked. A lot]
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[Canada nods slowly.]
If I understand our situation correctly, the CERES people claim that we're just... 'physically manifested data' now, right? I... suppose they could access data in different ways-
[He shivers at the thought. That's just... really scary! Invasion of privacy on a whole other level! Canada's face gets a little flushed.]
Th-there has to be some rules about this!
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Exactly, there needs to be someone we can talk to about this! Even if we can only just see it, it doesn't make it right!
[And boy, Belgium was not happy at all!]
I think it's best we talk to the manager of this place! We need to talk to him right now!
[And off she goes! Although, the problem was that she wasn't sure where to start. Maybe the cashier would help? Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean she couldn't???]
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[Wow, way to take action? Canada watches her take off, then trails behind her, a bit curious about how it'll turn out.
Can't say he's too surprised that talking to the cashier is a negative result, though.]
I suppose you'll have to find the proper channels by which to contact them. Official people are hard to get a hold of no matter what world you're in, eh?
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You're telling me. All they keep saying is that they're too busy and we need to take a message but I highly doubt we'll get anything from them.
[She gave a sigh] Well, now what do we do?
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Actually, allow him a moment with this. Someone is asking him 'what to do'. This is ...kinda nice.
Most of the time everyone just rolls with whatever America blurts out. Canada hasn't even been able to have his turn in a meeting for ages...]Mmm. I suppose one thing to try would be finding people who have been here longer and ask them. They would understand a bit more about the situation than someone who has just arrived. And I'm sure they've tried to contact the CERES people too. They might have a lead on how best to do that.
[H-how was that? Was it good advice?]
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I don't see why not! It's worth a try, I don't think we got anything to lose here anyway! Although, now we just need to find people who talked to them before. Which might probably be a lot tricker than it looks.
[That and it seems a little weird]
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I- I'm sure that there's lots of helpful people here! I'm sure someone would answer you if you asked about it.
We're all in the same boat, I'm sure that we'll be able to work together...
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[She said before looking around the area] How about we try and talk to that person over there? Excuse me, can I have a moment of your time...?