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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[She waves angrily at the screen, and gestures towards the right and left.]
The other two movies were even worse! This was just embarrassing, but it wasn't depraved.
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[He tore his eyes from her once she stood, and he got a better look. It must have been the dim lighting of the theater, but she looked too much like a certain young woman who was quite important to him....a young woman whose face had unfortunately appeared in one of those depraved scenes.
His hands clenched into fists as he pushed his way through to the aisle. There were some lines that no one was allowed to pass, and the visual effects people had done more than leap and turn a few somersaults across that boundary.]
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[She balls up her own fists and stalks after him like a bristling tomcat. Her jaw sets, and she is just about to start boiling. Honestly, she's only a few degrees from it.]
Seriously, who does this...and calls it a film?
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Some sick bastard with too much time and not enough tact.
[He was so fed up that he didn't even care to monitor his language around the young woman, and stomped down the stairs as loudly as possible just to make his displeasure known. So what if the bots came after him for ill manners? He'd just clock them if they got in his way.]
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I guess so. Honestly, it's just not alright to include pornography in a children's film. Or to pry into someone else's memories. I assume that's what had to have happened.
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I don't think they meant to market that thing as a kid's film. If they did, the values in this place are way off base.
[As if he were one to place any judgement on what proper family values were. He guided them down the dimly lit little corridor that led them to the swinging doors to exit the theater, pondering over the latter part of her words.]
'Prying into our memories' sounds about right for what they did, though. And, considering how we got here, it's not something I'd put past them either.
[He hated it. He hated how nothing in any of the worlds he knew was 'real' enough to matter-- but, it was too dumb and too frustrating to dwell on.]
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[Technology and Rei are strangers, but she gets the gist of what happened upon her arrival at least.]
But what's the point in sharing them? Are they just trying to prod us into doing something? It doesn't make any sense to me. Does it to you?
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Pushing the doors open, he held them out of the way for her to enter the lobby.]
I think they're trying to screw with us individually, [he replied, scratching his head.] Some of that stuff is just so specific that they had to have grabbed it from whatever data they've got on us...but, it seems pretty targeted too. I mean, it's looking like we're all seeing different things on the screen. I didn't see your face up there at all.
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[She stops, hesitating for a moment.]
You saw nothing about me on the screen? Because I didn't see you. Which I guess lends to the idea that it is individualized. That's the only thing that makes any real sense. But why would they want to?
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Heck if I know.
[Cliff shrugged, for emphasis, and regarded the girl once more now that they were in proper lighting. She did indeed look to be about the same age of a certain someone that he knew, and her hair, though styled similarly, was the far more tame black that was common across the planets instead of the vivid blue of the girl he was thinking of.
At least that much was a relief. He scratched his head.]
Figuring that out's gonna be the trick too, but it's looking like we'll have plenty of time to get there.
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[She throws up her hands and lets out an exasperated sigh. Why her? And why alone? With all the weirdos...]
Who are you, any way?
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Cliff Fittir. And, before ya go and start assuming things, I'm not from Earth.
[He had to forestall that one immediately, because--]
No one here gets it and they just start assuming things. It's annoying. [But, despite his complaints, he held out his hand in the standard Earthling offer of a friendly handshake.]
So. What sorta name do you have?
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My name is Rei Hino. It's nice to meet you, Cliff-san. And before you go assuming or asking...[She holds up a hand.] No, I won't drop the -san, it's something from home. Not using it is rude, or very intimate.
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So, 'Cliff-san' is what it's gonna be, then? [He was unfamiliar with this linguistic thing, but he figured it was a holdout from one of the Earthling languages that was all but lost in his era. How interesting.]
If going without the suffix is rude, did ya want me to call you 'Rei-san?'
[While he knew that the rules they were both familiar with didn't necessarily carry over in this place, he figured it was better to at least play it safe and see what was polite. He would make no promises, but this was rather unique in his experience.]
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If it suits you. You...aren't from my world and aren't speaking my language, so that's entirely up to you. It's not something foreigners are expected to do, but I wouldn't mind it. It is polite, though.
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[He withdrew his hand and awkwardly bobbed his head then at that point, recalling a little tidbit from his Earth History courses that he took in his small foray into the academic field when he was younger, hoping that the gesture was at least something that resembled proper form.]
I'll see if I can remember that, Rei-san. This place is dumb enough without the frustration of cultural differences.
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I would appreciate that, Cliff-san. It's nice to know that even aliens have some manners.