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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[Yeah, that had him pretty concerned there, too. Was it real? He doesn't think so, but it felt like it. Still, knowing Pascal is alive and well is all he really needs. Of course, he'd like to know if his brother and everyone else is fine too... Love makes ones priorities slightly skewed.]
Though I do agree, you're not the type to create robots like this. [Which is promptly followed up by another robot coming up to him saying 'say that again, you whore. Put those boots of yours to use and bend over!' and giving him a nice walloping with the paddle.] After all, I can't imagine you finding joy in such a creation.
['Heh heh, but I'd bet you'd enjoy such a creation from her, you little pervert.'
Yes, yes, he would. Probably.]
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.... Wow those robots really hate Hubert's boots! Pascal watches in semi-fascination, mostly trying to figure out what's causing them to act out like this. They're cleaning robots, not the, uh... questionable kind. The ones that exist in the red light district that is.]
Nope, not me. I like making things that help out more. These things are just annoying. [Another robot seems to find this offensive and strikes her with the paddle now too against the back of her knee. Pascal yelps and whirls around to kick it in return.] Gah! Quit it already!
[Man screw this noise... She reaches out suddenly and takes his hand, pulling him along with her.] C'mon, Hu, let's get out of here before more decide they wanna beat us up.
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[He was pretty darned worried himself, but he's not showing any emotion of that sort, keeping on his stoic expression. But it's what he really liked about her -- her ability to remain optimistic even in the worst of trials.
So far, Hubert hasn't attacked his aggressors, but the moment one hit Pascal. Man oh man, he pulls out one of his blades, putting it into its gun form. With a blast, there goes that robot! No one hurts Pascal!
except him in his idiocracy]Are you alright?
[When she takes his hand, though, he just kind of follows along. Like a love-struck puppy like he always is with her.] Yes, we should leave. I'm unsure as to why they've taken such a course of action with us.
[All he did was drop a piece of food, so why...? It's truly mystery.]
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But that's a theory to share another time. Wow look at that robot fly. Nice shoot, man.] Huh, me? Of course I am! [Why'd he ask?? (Pascal plz.)
Anyway she leads them toward the door.] I dunno. I think they're just being grumpy. The robots here all seem a little on the grouchier side. You probably did something to make 'em all mad.
[So there at the door but the robots didn't appreciate Hubert (or Pascal, really) destroying some of them so now they're blocking the door.] Uh oh. You really made them mad.