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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[That or the hair. It always comes back to the hair.]
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I'm so glad they saved you, Mr. Wright!
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[ She sounds so worried talking about all that, but her tone immediately changes as she hugs Phoenix again. ]
I'm just so glad. I'm glad you're here, boss.
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[And he'll quietly return her hug, as much as she needs it.]
I'm glad that all of you guys got saved. Trucy came here with me, too. I can't say I completely understood that explanation of this situation... but if you guys are here and safe, I know we have a fighting chance.
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Daddy, I got extra-extra butter on the popcorn, that's okay, right?
[ GIVE HER A SECOND TO JUGGLE THIS STUFF INTO HANDS NOT ONLY HER OWN BEFORE HUGGING HER, PLEASE, or at least be careful of the sodas and popcorn and how much candy did she grab exactly... ]
Athena? I didn't get you a drink, but you can have some snacks, too! [ She literally saw Athena this morning, probably. It's not a shock. ]
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And he looks towards Athena while 'presenting' his arms in Trucy's general direction.]
Speak her name and then she appears. The magical, sensational... Trucy Wright!
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[ NO WORDS, INCOMING HUG FOR YOU TOO!!!
Well, she'll um, be awkward at first. Actually. ]
Oh man, you're holding so much stuff.
[ To Phoenix: ]
Hey boss, can you hold these for her please?
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[ ...Also she was hungry. But she passes her things to her father as he holds out his arms in presention form, and then will go and give Athena a legitimate hug. ]
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HUG FOR THE LITTLE GIRL
NOT LISTENING TO YOU, BOSS ]
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This movie's a lot better than the first one we tried, if you want to watch it with us, Athena!
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Ummm... Yeah! It's not so bad, right...? [Aside from those odd embarrassing parts that Trucy missed.]
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I'll do anything with you guys! I'm so relieved you guys have been saved!
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Hey! It's all okay, right? If it's a matter of retrieving everyone, I'm sure it'll happen! [ At least, the power points seemed to imply it's just a matter of retrieving all the data or...such...there were so many slides Trucy kind of lost some of it, but. ] Don't cry, Athena, Mr. Hat doesn't know what to do with crying girls at all!
[ Yes, we are calling on the puppet. Apparently he was saved too, because the puppet unfolds from wherever the hell Trucy keeps him, as he's prone to doing, swiping her hat. Mr. Hat speaks without Trucy's lips moving a single inch: ]
That's right! A pretty dame like you should never cry.
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Phoenix laughs softly at the scene. Honestly, Phoenix is a bit troubled by the situation if it's true, but if Trucy and Athena are alright, he thinks he can have some faith that everyone else will be in time.]
Mr. Hat's right, Athena. Everything's going to be okay. Whatever's happened to our world must be already starting to be turned back right-side up.