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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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good catch
I don't want anyone else to deal with that, sir. Especially not a little girl.
[Good dad vibes are hard for Rei, given her own past, but you seem pretty alright, Phoenix.]
This place is bad enough.
i didn't even realize...
I fully agree with that sentiment. If what we've been told is true, the last thing we need is more trauma on top of it.
...But, um, do you mind if I ask you something unrelated?
i meant htmlfail
No, I don't mind. But I may not answer if I think it's rude.
OH that catch well thank you... it helps to actually look at what I posted before xing out
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I'm...well no. Not a spirit medium, not entirely. I'm a miko. A priest. I do some things a medium does, but it's not the focus of my duties. At least...was the focus. Not here.
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Work ate me
Sounds rough buddy
Fortune telling's always seemed pretty neat, too! I never tried it before.
A wee bit. But that's government for you.
[Rei laughs and leans forward, her bad mood clearly fading a bit by talking to someone who seemed genuinely interested in her work.]
Give me your hand, and I'll do a palm reading for you then.
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[She's cheering up! That's good. He does smile back at her offer and hesitantly offers out his hand.]
As for that palm reading... if you're okay with doing it, sure! Is this like a free sample?
Anything specific she should see?
[She takes it with a nod.]
It's no trouble. [It's just palmistry, which isn't her preferred method, but it'll work for a demonstration. She deliberately runs her finger along the long line of his palm.]
Alright, this? This says you're going to live a long life. It's the Life-line, if you want to think that way.
He's from the latest possible canon point sothere's nothing specific!
That's a relief. [And he gives a light-hearted smile.] As long as it's not called a death-line, I think I'm off to a good start! [He laughs a little at his own joke.]
Alright!
[She runs a finger along more lines on his palm before looking up at him.]
I think...maybe you should avoid eating hamburgers for a while, sir. I'm seeing a little something about possible food illnesses, and a cow. Unless you eat a lot of steak...
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Maybe I have had a few too many steak dinners lately... I mostly eat burgers when I'm in a nostalgic mood. I guess I'll have to cut down. Thanks for the warning?
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Sure. Now...next.
[She moves to another line and gasps! It's a kind of excited one, too.]
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Now what? [It sounded like an excited gasp, so he's sounding hopeful. He'll be happy with anything that isn't another eccentric prosecutor entering his life...]
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Are you sure that you want to know?
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With all this suspense? I'm pretty sure I have to know now.
Freudian Slip, bed for me!
[She pats his hand and lets it go.]
A lucky week for you, all around. Probably karma for today.
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Luck, huh? I guess it's about time I got some of that! Ah ha ha ha!
That wasn't so bad... Thanks.
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[She laughs softly.]
My name is Rei. What's yours?
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Phoenix Wright, attorney at law, at your service!
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A pleasure meeting you then, Phoenix-san.
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