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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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so late gossshh /shuns
and of course weirder yet would be if yuri learned actual manners. a good weird. shame that even flynn's not naive enough to hope for the impossible.]
You make it sound as though my rank has meaning here.
[hello to you too, jackass. but really, it's good to see you. flynn's expression even has a small smile to it, though one still hidden behind gauntlet. that happiness suddenly vanishes and flynn straightens. that hand also gets lowered revealing... blood? nosebleed? nosebleed. someone hasn't noticed it to boot.]
Yuri, neither your nor Raven have been coercing the girls into engaging in unsavory acts, have you?
[SUPER SERIOUS FACE!! which is sort of killed by both nosebleed and the sheer redness of it.]
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this dumbass in front of him included. there's a small sigh that accompanies a look of both amusement and exasperation that crosses yuri's features before he rummages through all the crap he's holding to find a napkin. it takes a little finagling to free up a hand, but he holds it out towards flynn.]
I think the only one who needs to worry about unsavory acts right now is you. [he doesn't even bother to respond properly to the question. rude as hell, flynn. do you really think he would make any of the girls go through unsavory acts!
you know, aside from seducing guards in heliord but it was only for a second and he wasn't going to let anything happen to them. he takes care of his friends. flynn, on the other hand... well, he can make fun of flynn with ease.] You're starting to look like the Old Man with that bloody geyser gushing from Mount Tomato. [flynn's face has been officially renamed. deal with it.]
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oh. oh
one quick glance down at the hand formerly over his face reveals some redness to it. bloody geyser. dammit. flynn may have blushed more (though his head may have exploded in that scenario) if anyone else had pointed this out. and like a human being. a sigh matching yuri's in exasperation comes as flynn reaches for the napkin.]
Can't you talk like a normal person every now and then?
[cause you really don't have any right to comment on rudeness after those terrible nicknames, yuri. nicknaming the princess was bad enough; mt tomato is worse taste than his cooking that you love so much. the napkin puts an end to the only attraction on mount tomato before flynn speaks again.]
Although, if Raven has thoughts this perverse, I'll have to mandate a reeducation program.
[especially if about their companions. and to think captain schwann was such a good and noble man. then he met the REAL schwann. and possibly cried a little inside. not that raven isn't a good man and naturally an inquiry will be made before any action gets taken!! but some of the things he does are... questionable. so very questionable.]
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[he's not even sure what's going on, still. but yuri's always good at improvising and playing along, especially when it comes to stuff like this.
he really can hardly fathom what would even make flynn react this way, aside from the knowing that it couldn't have been good—but it's still pretty unlike him to start talking about the girls with anything relating to perversion on this sort of an extreme level. from raven? yeah, he'd expect it from raven, because that old man never stops with it.
(even if yuri doesn't necessarily buy that it's totally genuine to any degree, much like a lot of things that come with raven's behavior.)
this, though. hm. yuri's got his eyes fixated on flynn, and his head is tilting almost expectantly.] So, are you gonna tell me what this is all about, or is this supposed to be imagination fun time?
[he just wants to know what the hell is going on.]
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flynn takes a breath before breaking off into an explanation. his voice continues to sound a little nasally thanks to the napkin.]
One of the concessions they provided was something on horses. The movie itself was rather dull so I tuned it out to collect my thoughts, as foreign as the concept may sound to you.
[friendly jabs make horrifying recollections all the better. ...though really, yuri, you can stand to use your head a little more in general but that's another lecture for another day.]
The next thing I know there's a mass, graphic slaughter of the horses immediately followed by an extremely explicit orgy... [which still would not have been THAT bad but...] With Lady Estellise, Judith and Rita involved.
[some of the blush on his face had vanished earlier. well now it comes back and mount tomato lives up to its name once more.]
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...while yuri tries to process this. he was pretty okay with everything from the start (yes, even the jab, but only because he was just about ready to snap back with his own, of course). but hell even just hearing the word "orgy" coming from flynn's mouth is enough to make yuri recoil with a "hold on a second."
but since it doesn't stop there and the imagery is their best girls!!! what. what. okay, maybe part of him is at least slightly grateful that the name "patty" didn't come into play. but not enough. rita's still a kid, estelle is a princess, and judith has way more dignity than that (not that the others don't, of course). something fishy is at play here, because that's a sentence that should never be coming from anyone's mouth. ever. maybe raven would crack a joke about it—but yuri's pretty sure even the perverted old man would raise a complaint here.]
And... you're sure it was them and not some figment of your imagination? [it's one of those rare moments where yuri's not just razzing him—he's clearly a bit unsure of how to process this information for a plethora of reasons.] I know we don't know what goes on when they share a room at an inn, but I'm pretty damn sure it's not that.