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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[With a slight and shy gentlemanly bow, he motions for her to precede him towards the door.]
Haa, to be fair though... [He makes his voice even softer (sorry if it's hard to hear him)] Maybe it was the people in charge of those movies who were embarrassing us. We didn't embarrass ourselves...
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You know, I was thinking the same thing. From what I heard, we only saw memories pertaining to us, while everyone else saw their own memories. I think those scientists that talked to us before must have our memories stored somewhere.
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Canada shudders, his face looking pained at the very idea-]
Th-they have our memories stored? That's just.... creepy and... ... If they recover someone like Greece they better have a lot of hard drive space... [Maybe this is one time where being young isn't such a bad thing?]
I- I suppose that makes a sort of sense, given what they told us when we got here. But-! Th-that doesn't mean they have to use the information like that...
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[unimpressed Hungary is unimpressed]
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Isn't there a ...code of ethics or something they have to follow with what they're doing?
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[hm... she wonders if earth is okay]
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Picking up on her mood, Canada becomes even more subdued.]
Our beautiful earth...
I- I'm sure everything will be okay in the end. Even if these people aren't ...'good' by our standards, they really do seem to be serious about putting things right.
[Although, he is worried that if they aren't ethical about such a 'small' thing as what they just saw in the theatre, how does that bode for their moral compass in more serious matters...?]
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You think so? [she doesn't know enough to tell, yet...]
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I think so.
[Not "I 'know' so", or "I 'hope' so". He's not certain (for the reasons just thought of), but if he doesn't believe in what they say, then there's something really awful going on. A battle on two fronts would be very difficult.]
But no matter what, we have a responsibility to more that just ourselves, so we have to do our best no matter the circumstances.
[All his people. His beautiful home. The other nations of their beautiful world. He wants to see them again.]
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Well, if you believe in them, I will try to do the same! I think it's important that we also look after the people here, as much as we can.
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He hopes that she will be careful though. Even if they're believing them, they can't forget that something like this did happen...
He looks at her curiously.]
The people here too, eh? ... Have you found any of your people here?
[He can understand looking after people just because of the nature of who he is, but it would be so nice if some of their own were here-!]
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Mmn. [she shakes her head] Not yet, I'm afraid. But there are a lot of people here! I'm sure there has to be someone from my house.
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He nods. Let's be optimistic!
And then... he's not too sure what else to say. She's been here not too long either so...]
Let's do our best here together, eh?
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Yes, of course! Thank you for cheering me up, Kanada.
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No worries. Any time.
[[ooc: that'll be a good place to end it, I think! Thanks for the thread! ^.^]]