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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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*Mute | Hate Plus
[Did. Did the characters just all die? Is this just sex now? Good thing *Mute didn't see herself on screen yet, or she'd be liable to flip out.]
Like... Wow. This is fucked up, in pretty much every way conceivable. No pun intended, either. Seriously, what the hell.
[She said, pulling out a cigarette and lighter in the middle of the theater. Jeez, smoking in a theater. Do you stop her???]
Theater II
[Take two. Having theater hopped into another film, *Mute is sitting there in her suit, with her eyepatch and all.]
Well, strictly speaking, this is better than the other movie. The robot's a bit over emotional, but hey, I guess he was designed that way. I can relate with this. How about you?
[Gosh she talks in theaters like she just don't care...]
Theater IV
[OK, having finished one movie at least, she still is going ahead and theater hopping into another one. Albeit, this time she's been told to not just boldly talk in a theater.]
You cannot break a pipe like that. I don't care how strong he is, it was not that old or damaged. You'd have to be superhuman. Assuming it's mild steel, at an exterior diameter of 2 inches it would--you know what, no. This movie is just dumb.
Theater II
Huh?
[It takes Anavoth a bit to process *Mute's comment.] I dunno, the cheese part's confusin' me...
[He starts side-eyeing the screen again, remembering to lower his voice this time.] (An' I can't decide if makin' all the corpses be the same guy was just lazy or is supposed to mean somethin'. It was probably time-consumin' to do, yeah? But...) [He trails off and grimaces at the movie. He can't get too upset by something so obviously faked, even if he's not sure how they did it, but seeing so many dead Ym-Kadens is a bit disturbing all the same.]
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And, yeah, there's no reason a robot would want cheese. Not a real reason, anyway.
Maybe the cheese is a symbol. What do you--
What the hell?
[Her voice shot back up as she saw her ... her creator, the one who programmed her, and... well, it was a long time ago, but what was that doing on screen?]
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(What? They dredge somethin' out of your head for this thin' too?)
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[*Mute pauses before giving her neighbor a sharp look, and points a finger at the screen.]
What do you see?
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[His expression turns indignant.] What? Oh come on, I don't... Gah... [He gives up and hunches down petulantly.] (They are tryin' to make it look like I normally spend my time starin' at his back like a creep. The fuck, I don't...)
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Except we were definitely watching the same--
This is frustratingly strange.
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Worse, she feels herself gripping her hand tightly around nothing, managing to keep her sword away for the time being. Pulling Excalibur because she is annoyed with CERES (again) is probably not something a King should do. ]
Did you witness that display?! [ So instead she turns to the woman next to her, yelling at her as if she had something to do with it. ]
Re: i
[She said with all the disgusted bluntness of a windshield running headlong into an insect with a splat, then lit her cigarette and took a drag, blowing smoke into the theater. Immediately, some people already began to stir with irritation that someone was smoking.]
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[ Saber might not be used to people smoking in theaters, or smoking much at all, but she as hell doesn't want it in her face just now! ]
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I'd offer you a cigarette in apology, but I suspect you wouldn't want one.
It's a bad habit to pick up anyway.
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I have no use to tar my lungs! If you wish to smoke you should take it outside!
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You may be right about that. But you shouldn't yell--
What the fuck?
[As the camera cut to a wide shot of just bodies tangled and writhing against bodies, dozens of people nude on screen, *Mute caught a glimpse of herself, eyepatch and all in the upper left quadrant.]
[Why was she in this piece of crap???]
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It is a work of magecraft! what you see is not real!
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That's not a thing.
[Magic is so not a thing.]
[Right?]
[She couldn't believe it but god she wanted to. Look at that on screen... this shit was not acceptable.]
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[ Saber won't be trying to convince someone who is freaking out if magic is real or not, but she is looking around, trying to find a way to end this spell. ]
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[Someone could definitely prank her like this. Maybe this body had a security problem and someone was messing with her facial recognition?]