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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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... Though less surprising is the fact that Nice is stuffing his face with popcorn he probably can't actually afford. Why this, Nice.]
You look like you're enjoying yourself, though.
[He won't, someone has to start
babysittingwatching out for you again.]no subject
But regardless of whether he can afford it or not, he's going to stuff his face with more popcorn before wanting to speak again because he's also a pig on top of all this:]
Well, yeah. It's probably the most fun I've had since getting here.
[Maybe he's exaggerating.
...
But he'll hold out the bag, if Murasaki wants some too. Awww how sweet]
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Really though, that actually sounds like cause for concern. Murasaki hasn't been here very long at all, and even Nice usually can't get bored that quickly.]
Just how long have you been here, exactly?
[Woah, it's almost like Nice is happy to see him or something.
But he'll pass on the popcorn with a slight shake of his head. You just keep enjoying your popcorn, there. Right now there are more important things than salty snacks.]
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A month and twenty-seven days.
[Is he being a smartass or does he really keep track of how long he's been here (either way he does keep track)? He does try his best to keep his expression neutral though...
He moves the popcorn away from Murasaki now, if only so that he can stuff his face again.]
You took too long getting here, by the way.
[Because he always knew Murasaki was going to show up (Murasaki's always around, ok), it was just a matter of when. And...Nice isn't always the patient sort anyway.]
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He's not surprised at all that Nice has been keeping track of how long he's been here. Of course he has been, but that answer still surprises him. That long, and he had no idea at all.]
Well, excuse me for taking so long. I couldn't exactly plan ahead for this sort of thing, after all.
[Though he absolutely would've been here sooner, if possible. Leaving Nice on his own is a bad idea for a lot of reasons, but they're partners, and should be working together, dammit.]
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[At least he didn't say this around a huge mouthful of popcorn this time or anything.
But he sighs, reaching into the bag and realizing he's getting kind of close to the bottom. That. That really kind of sucked...]
But I guess it doesn't matter anyway. You didn't miss much [Except for Nice almost catching his apartment on fire] -- did I miss anything?
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Really, as if you're always on time.
[And how did he manage to eat almost an entire bag of movie theater popcorn? No human in history has ever reached the bottom of the bag. Still being hungry after all that...]
I'm sure there are still plenty of things I'll have to catch up on. [Especially like seeing further proof that Nice + kitchen = bad idea.] It would've been difficult for you to miss anything; before I would up here, it had just been a couple of hours since I saw you last.
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[His time, that is. And he's a growing teenager boy ok he wants more...but then again he probably skipped breakfast too.]
...Oh yeah? That's weird. No end of the world explosion because I left or anything?
[That. Came out wrong but if Nice notices it doesn't look like he cares too much, but that shouldn't be surprising either.]
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There wasn't even a bang or a whimper, as far as I know. So, somehow, it would seem that neither of us noticed that the world just happened to be ending around us.
[He pauses, then gives a pointed look at the bag of popcorn.]
You're going to have to start eating real food again.
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Well, I would've noticed anyway.
[Are you saying Murasaki wouldn't be able to notice something like that...Nice that's kind of rude.
What's wrong with his popcorn--]
I can't help it that all the cheap and easy food isn't real.
[Yes you can.]