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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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...I thought it would have been obvious.
[ Not irritated by any means despite his slightly annoyed tone, he turns his gaze onto the bit of destruction he'd incurred. ]
I'm someone who's half ghoul and half human. Not a human, but neither am I a complete ghoul. It can allow me to live on both sides when I wish to.
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It's an inconvenient but also practical way to live, is it not? It's a little paradox, likely hindered from both sides. Because Kaneki is not one or the other.
...Unless, of course, there are other half ghouls.
The information makes Pharos glance to the side before fixing his eyes on Kaneki's face again.]
Won't you have to decide what to be? You and the other half humans, half ghouls?
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Kaneki bristles a bit at the question, his black and red kakugan eye turning to fix on the boy as he steps away from the broken robots and toward the boy himself. His expression is unreadable, albeit a bit bitter now as his kagune seemed to dissipate with the threat of danger no longer present. ]
I'm... the only one like me that I know of.
[ His eye now changes back to normal as well, returning him to looking completely human. Just as if what he'd done had been accomplished by somebody else. ]
As for deciding, I don't have to decide yet and I probably never will. I like both sides equal, even with their obvious flaws.
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Do you think that will work?
[Pharos sounds genuinely curious, expression puzzled. Can people get away with taking the best parts from both worlds without disturbing a certain balance? It's a natural instinct to want everything, so many humans are greedy and desperate for more and more and more. Even when they have it all, can they be content? And what about this person, who wants to or cannot decide?
Quietly, Pharos raises a hand and holds it up. He's not tall enough to reach Kaneki's face so he merely holds the hand at an angle where it covers Kaneki's right eye from his point of view.
Isn't it going to backfire one day, not making a decision?]
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What Pharos asked wasn't meant to be rude but honestly genuine and it almost unnerves him because he can ask such a precise thing like that without knowing much else in the matter. ]
It works now and that is what's important.
If it doesn't somewhere along the road then... i'll deal with it.
[ Not that it's an idea he wants to entertain so he pushes it to the back of his mind, curiously watching the boy and wondering what he's doing. ]
...What are you doing?