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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Hey! Open up you jerk! Don’t just ignore us like that!
[GRRRRR]
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What kind of service is this???!!!
[KICKS THE DOOR TOO]
[The robot finally reopens the door, and stares at them blankly. Like a robot.]
STATE YOUR BUSINESS THEN LEAVE.no subject
[She steps up and makes a fist at the robot, and it takes some real self control not to just...call up her Persona and make her fist turn all fiery.]
What's the big idea, showing us horrible things like that?! How dare you!
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[The robot only stares back at the two of them, with the most deadpan of robot looks. So, like how they look normally.]
Shut that crap off-
[SLAM. The robot slams the door in their faces again. There's the sound of robotic steps going up a stairway, like they were just leaving...]
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[Yukiko slams her fist against the door. Hoo boy was she mad! So mad!]
DID IT JUST LEAVE?!
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Hey! You can't just slam the door in my face like that-! Open up! [Slams his own fists on the door too WHAT THE HELL]
I can't believe this, it didn't even let me finish my sentence!
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[She punches the door one more time for good measure.]
C'mon, Yosuke, let's get the hell out of here. This is stupid! I'm going to write a letter to the manager!
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[He's kinda mad. Really mad. But he's turning and leaving with Yukiko anyway because wow what an awful theater.]
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[Stalking out now GOSH!]
I have never, ever had such terrible service!
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Let's forget about it, and go do something else, alright?
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[She grabs his hand as she stalks out, dragging him if he can't keep up.]
I swear, I hate robots more and more every day.
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And this place is crawling with them... [He whines.] Heeeeey, Yukiko, does this mean you wanna go hang out somewhere else? We could check out the arcade! [But no please don't let go of his hand he is gunna enjoy this for as long as he can.]
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[Look, she's just thinking in terms of getting out. Like, getting both of them out. She's that mad. It's just holding hands, but it'll hit her soon.]
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We can even grab some hot dogs from the concession stand or something! My treat.
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[She nods happily, and lets go of his hand, now that he's offered something that diverts her attention and calms her down.]
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Ah, yeah, I can spare a little. Just promise me you won't eat like Chie, okay?
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[Don't you dare...]
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You're right, you definitely don't need any more air than what you've got-!
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[She makes a fist and looks at him.]
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I mean, boy is my stomach growling! Let's hurry, right Yukiko???
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[And she now intends to make Yosuke's wallet regret that comment.]