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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Asbel Lhant | Tales of Graces
[ Well this was... strange.
Asbel stands in front of the ticket booth, a little awkwardly at that. He's even seen anything like this. Well, besides the weird machines Pascal was always working with and the only slight resemblance from Fodra. Still, it was new and strange and something the boy couldn't quite understand. But he was suppose to pick one of these to watch, right?
Maybe he should ask for suggestions... ]
Hey, uh, have you seen any of these before?
[ Striking up casual conversation!? Please don't tell him he's the only one out of the loop here. ]
Theatre I
[ Alright, so Asbel finally decides on a movie to watch!! Really, he wasn't into these types of things (they're for girls, right?) but being the responsible person that he was, he had to made sure this was something he could bring his friends back to see, especially Sophie.
... However, not even fifteen minutes into the film and Asbel was already regretting his Life Decisions. ]
Wh... what is this!? [ Alarmed and embarrassed, the boy watches with horror filled eyes as images from his past is overlapped by these- these sounds!?
Nope. Nope. He's not going to do this to himself anymore, so excuse him if he just so happens to bump into you while trying to scurry out of the room. ]
Oops, sorry about that-!
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[ Anything could go here- have at it! ]
let's combine prompt one and two??
You've never seen a ticket booth before?
[ What backwater country did he come from? Maybe he should help the poor guy out. The sooner he helps this person get a ticket, the quicker he can pick his own and get a good seat. ]
Do you need some help?
works for me!!
There's a nervous smile at this point, a hand reaching to rub the side of his head. ] Yeah, sorry about that. We really don't have these things where I come from-
[ not that he partially cares, considering this whole ordeal is confusing by itself. ]
But yeah, I'd really appreciate it! Which one do you think I should go to?
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[ Not every single place will flourish with entertainment like this.
He's just going to step in front of Asbel so Gareki can get a good look at the titles. None of them sound remotely familiar, but some of them are pretty self explanatory. Or so he thought. They'll just have to take wild guesses about the movie.
Or pick randomly. ]
It's not like we're paying for these and nothing is stopping us from watching every single one. You should take advantage of that.
[ Even though "My Petite Equestrian Experience" sounds like the cheesiest thing to ever exist. Nyanperona has some serious competition.
He'll just go ahead and select that ticket before handing it over to Asbel. ]
Here.
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Regardless though, his attention is brought back to Gareki who has now stepped in front of him, eyes peeking curiously as to what he was about to do. ]
You think so? I guess it wouldn't hurt just to try them all out... [ What has he got to lose, after all? If you can't pick one, you might as well just do them all. Right... right!? ]
Hey, thanks! [ Ah... looking at the title now. He squints. ] That's a weird name... It sounds kind of girly.
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There's no rule saying you have to sit and watch the entire thing.
[ And because his own movie isn't going to start for a while, Gareki will go ahead and watch this girly movie with him. He quickly picks up a second ticket and reads the instructions out loud. The movie is playing in Theater I. They can pick up food and drink at the concession stand nearby. ]
This movie will probably suck though.
[ But the other movies are either already playing (thanks for taking so long Asbel) or won't be showing for another hour or so. He doesn't have anything to do during that time. ]
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Heh. Probably. But at least we can figure that out for ourselves.
[ And who knows, maybe it'll actually be something worth seeing twice. Though with the initial decision out of the way, it was onto one more important matter- ]
I'm Asbel Lhant, by the way. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[ Extending his hand for a shake. Hello new friend!!! ]
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theater I... what am I doing???
After you--
[But then, seeing that person-- That's...]
...Asbel?
AMAZING THINGS <3
Yet the moment passes through the door, he hears the familiar chime of a voice ring in the back of his head. ]
Huh? [ Sliding to a stop, Asbel whips his head around to come face to face with his childhood friend. What, what a coincidence! ]
—Richard!? Hold on, you're here, too?
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[Looks like he wasn't the only one brought here. It's something of a relief. After all - what would he do without Asbel looking out for him?]
You were certainly in a hurry to get out of there.
[Please explain.]
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What? Oh, that? No, it was nothing! Really!
[ His voice is slightly panicked at the moment, mainly because he doesn't want Richard to notice whatever was going on in there. Oh please don't ever let him know.
... And because Asbel didn't have the slightest idea how to explain it, he was just going to opt for complete ignorance. ]
Just some boring kids movie. You know, baby stuff.
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Then you're free right now?
[He doesn't seem like he's in a rush to go finish seeing that movie.]
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Which, much to Asbel's relief, you have. ]
Yeah, I am now. [ After that, he's not going to be walking into any of those other movies. Nope. Nope nope. ]
Did you have something better in mind to do?
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theater i
[ With the younger boy looking like he's seen something horrific, Setsuna can't help but raise a concern. Bumping onto him is quickly forgotten after seeing that expression.
This place is eerie, after all. It won't be a surprise if there's odd events here and there... For the meantime, Asbel looks like he needs some water. So he offers an unopened, clean bottle of drinking water in hopes it'll calm him down. ]
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What? Oh, thank you... [ He accepts it, a little sheepish at first, but his eyes move to the door of the theater. ]
They're showing some pretty weird stuff in there- you probably should just skip out on this one.
[ Believe him. It's for your own good. ]
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He looks really curious right now, please stop him... ]
What do you mean?
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Uh... nothing! You know, just forget about it. It's really nothing worth spending your time on.
[ SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO HIM. he just doesn't want to explain ugh ugh. ]
theatre I
Except someone comes flying out of the theater and she crashes right into them.] Whoa! [Jeez where's the fire???] Hey, are you--Asbel!
[Of course she recognizes him immediately and her face brightens.] Oh my gosh, you're finally here! [Do you want a hug, Asbel?
Too bad, you're getting a hug. A really enthusiastic hug, Pascal style.]
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Whoa, Pascal—! [ Unable to fully convey his emotions before being swept up in a hug, Asbel squirms a little awkwardly in the sudden embrace.
But he does... pat her back? He's really happy to see you too, Pascal. Especially after what he has just witnessed ]
Yeah, I am. What about the others, though? Have you seen anyone else?
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The awkward hug continues for probably longer than is comfortable before she finally lets him go.] I knew you'd make it eventually. You sure took your time though! I've been here forever! [Okay only like a few months or so but that's 'forever' right?]
Sure did! I ran into Hu a little while ago but then I guess I wandered too far and lost him. But he's totally here somewhere.
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However, upon hearing that his brother was here, the boy will let out a visible sigh of relief. ]
That's good, as long as he is safe. [ an older brother's gotta worry, okay!! ] But maybe we should try to regroup and figure out what exactly is going on.
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Well, I guess we were from your point of view but it's been a little while for me. [Four months at that, actually. She's been here a little bit.
She's gonna have to explain this but maybe it would be better to do that with both brothers present so she smiles.] Right-o! I dunno if anyone else is here besides you and Hu but we can at least find him and all talk and stuff. I should probably tell you guys what's going on around here. It's nuts!
one!!
Ah, um... Me? Not at all. [ Smiling, she asks, ] Are you having difficulty too?
<3
The look on his face can plainly tell that he is a little relieved. ]
Heh. Sure am. We don't exactly have things like this were I come from. [ He returns the smile, a little nervously at first. ]
How do we know these things will even be any good?
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Um, usually we have synopses to read, or trailers to look at...but it doesn't look like they have any around here.
[ The only way to pick seems to be from the titles!! Which are...weird. But at least they seem genre-specific. ]
Looking at the titles, this one [ pointing to faux my little pony ] is probably a cute movie, and this one [ large adventurer?? ] an action one... What kind of stories do you like?