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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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I wasn't actually aiming for you.
[ It seems like this person (and probably several others) ended up getting hit in the "crossfire". Still, watching Setsuna just take this kind of treatment, even if it's unintentional, is a bit unsettling. ]
Your clothes are still a little dirty.
[ It must be hard to clean up when you can't even see the stains clearly. Gareki sighs a little as he scans the lobby for any signs of a restroom. ]
There. [ He points across the room. ] Come with me.
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He shortly looks at the boy again, a little surprised that he suddenly proposed this. Is he intending to help? He doesn't know what happened, but at least the boy seems to be calmer now. He nods a little, not minding to come along. It's not long he had any other place to go after this.
So he follows the younger boy. ]
Why did you throw your food?
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Speaking of cleaning up, Gareki begins to gather some towels and soaks them with a bit of warm water. ]
The movie was horrible so I threw it in protest.
[ That was partially true. He could just popcorned at the constant explosions. It's the scenes that appeared in-between the film that really angered him. ]
You must have witnessed it, right? The scenes that were really out of place...
[ He won't describe it because he'd have to actually had to remember that stupid moment. Gareki just wants to push it into the back of his mind. But the screen had shown the moment he popped out of the costume. It may have happened quite some time ago but Gareki is sure he didn't look that different.
He wasn't recognized at all? ]
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He doesn't know what exactly did the other boy witness, so this is difficult to analyze. But that hint is enough to disturb him. There's something funny going on. He wouldn't put it past the suspicious group that made such a convenient presentation to feed them with... ]
I saw them, but I do not think we saw the same thing.
[ Because it really doesn't make sense. Why would Gareki be angry over seeing something unrelated to him? The only way for everything to fit in is to assume that the other boy did see something else; something that will warrant such flippant reaction.
For the meantime, he watches him prepare the towel for cleaning. ]
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If the people here can somehow manipulate his senses into seeing an old memory, maybe they'll end up projecting it to a wider audience? Stranger things have happened back in his own world and he was powerless to stop that. ]
Tch...
[ As his mind is riddled with these thoughts, he begins to gently dab the wet towel against the butter stains. Ocassionally, he'll pick out pieces of popcorn that Setsuna might have missed earlier. But then, it takes a moment for him to come back to the present.
Ah... Why is he doing all of this? There's a mirror in front of them. He grabs Setsuna's hand and presses the wet towel into it. ]
I took care of the hard to reach areas. The rest is up to you.