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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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She's about to say something snappy and flippant when a particularly piercing moan draws her attention back to the screen. Is that...Usagi?! With...oh...that...her hand should not be there.
Rei stands up and presses her hand against her groin protectively, revulsion and horror plain in her eyes.]
Can...we...continue this conversation outside...
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[So, he takes the lead and makes haste to get out of the theater as fast as he can, to let her also escape whatever nightmare she's going through.]
Sorry um...for that. [What is he supposed to say...] But hey, look at the bright side, you don't have to put up with that now!
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She goes over to a bench and sinks down onto it, pressing her back to the wall behind her before responding.]
It’s…not your fault. I just don’t [she pulls a face.] I don’t want to see my best friend that way, or her boyfriend. Or … any of them. Sorry, if you were enjoying it you can go back in.
[She pauses.]
Assuming you…weren’t looking at me up there, anyway.
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I didn't see you up there at all. There were parts where it was just those creepy people going at it, but I saw myself up there on occasion...I'd rather not.
[It was gross.]
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I didn’t see you either, but I was more or less appalled by whatever that simulation of myself was doing to look for other people.
Who…does stuff like this? [she gestures to the theater] And who does stuff like that? [And she gestures again, angrily, towards the one that they just came out of.] This isn’t…Rome.
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I heard from someone else that they do some really messed up stuff around here. Guess this is just one of 'em. It was so disturbing though, I didn't know it was gunna be this bad-!
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[Considering that she’s aware she’s died twice, that’s hardly even the worst thing, either.]
Do you…what is your name?
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[Whoops, hopefully he didn't lose points on that one.]
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[She takes a breath and nods before bowing her head very slightly.]
Hanamura-san, my name is Hino Rei. Am I right in assuming you are Japanese?
[She guesses by the name, even if they are from other worlds. It's also phrased that way as a query as to why he was acting like she wasn't and being so informal with a stranger.]
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Actually, you're the first person here that isn't one of my friends that I've met who's Japanese. You can call me Yosuke.
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[She will stand on those formalities until she feels it’s right to stop. And that may not be for a while, Brosuke.]
Anyway, that movie was horrific. Do you think any of the others will be better?
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I think it would be better just to ditch this joint.
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Yeah! I know just the place! I'll take you there!
[And he leads her out and they go get milkshakes!]