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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[It was still surreal to think about and he'd been too overwhelmed by all the differences of this place to let himself think about it. His tone has a sense of finality, eager to move on.]
I'm sorry. [Anders frowns sympathetically. He'd seen this story before, told differently, in Kirkwall, following the flood of Ferelden refugees. Families separated, children abandoned. He knew better than to say they'd show up sooner or later.] Are you here with anybody?
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[It's weird to think of people's homes as 'was'...]
I'm the only one here; there wasn't anyone else I knew when I got here.
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Perhaps someone will show up after watching one of those pictures.
surprise anders he's from a ~murder series~ (imeanwhat)
[There's a pained smile as he looks up at that, shaking his head.] I don't think that's going to work... [...Well someone doesn't have quite the right levels of idealism.]
But, that's what we're supposed to be here for right..?! The powerpoint said, that as long as we live here, we can bring everything back that way..! [That, however, is exactly the right level of determination. A much more honest and even brave expression comes on his face with that, even if it is a bit marred by the remaining soda stains. Nice.]
just what anders needs
He squints at 'powerpoint' but remember their introduction sequence. So that was a 'powerpoint'? This place keeps getting stranger and stranger...]
That's the spirit!
[His smile is tight though, not as cheerful as his words. He sighs, looking down at his cup. Just the sight of it makes him want to shudder.]
Well, I think I've had enough of this. I don't suppose you would like the rest of it? Seems wasteful to throw it away...
'ah yes, small children unaffected by dead things' oops
[Well, he did only arrive recently after all; the usual 'do not speak to strangers' thing was still sitting strong, alongside the anxiety of not knowing where exactly they were.
And hey, he'll take that soda thanks--] Sure! It's better not to waste things! [YEA. He'll take a sip once he gets it though--no knee-jerk response at all, just drinking.]
nooooo protect the children
You...like it? [HOW]
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[How?] Well, I guess I'm just used to it...
I bet there's a drink you like that I wouldn't like at all. [Yea and you can't legally have it either kiddo.]
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[It's an amusing thought but he frowns. He'd never taste Corff's face-scrunching, dusty ale again...]
So, you came to watch the moving pictures as well? Which one will you see?
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...and also about movies!] I'm going to go see the movie in 'theatre two'! It looked neat! [he cheers loudly. Moving pictures is kind of a strange way to put it, but he supposes if you'd never had soda before...]
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The one with the golem and the human? That one looks rather sad.
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[Admittedly he only saw the happy bits of the previews.]
It's about a robot and his friend isn't it? [Yes Mitsuhiko but then he dies.]
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[and magic. MAGIC!! a much better choice.]
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[You'd think the kid would be fine with kiddie stuff but nooooooo.
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That picture doesn't look like it's meant for children.
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dangit child watch the trailers, they're not THAT full of spoilers!]Eh?
It looked a lot like a poster from a movie I saw at home though...
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So this is what passes as entertainment... [sigh]