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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Astrid Hofferson | HTTYD2
[Astrid's been struggling with all the weird new things Cerealia has to offer, but this... this was pretty out there.
Paintings that weren't actually paintings that moved? How did that even work?
But her curiosity got the best of her, so here she is, milling between the screens and trying to decide which one would be the most
violentinteresting.Help her out?]
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All of it just looks so... so weird. Do people really enjoy watching these?
[They'd probably seem less weird if they were actually something she knew, like vikings or dragons. As it is, she has no clue whatsoever.]
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People certainly seem to! Look at the reviews which are quoted here... some of these works earned five out of five stars! That sounds like a high honor.
It is unusual to me, too... I never knew such a thing was possible! But I want to try!
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I'm from Berk. Not that I'm expecting you to have heard of it, either. Unless -- do you know Hiccup?
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he'd have a better idea of this stuff if he actually went to watch a movie in the whole time he was here in Advanced Future Land but alas. ]
How do you even Decease Harder? Does that make any sense to you, Astrid? [ ... ] Do any of these things make sense?
[ boyfriend is absolutely no help AS IS USUAL. ]
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Why are you asking me? You've been here longer than I have.
[NOTHING HERE MADE ANY SENSE OKAY but at least he had more time with all the weird stuff to understand some of it!
She's still frowning, but finally, she just shrugs.]
At least that one has a dragon in it. [so she doesn't know it's actually called a velociraptor, but it's the closest thing that she's seen yet.]
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Do we always need to get physical? I had other things on my mind. Like... figuring out the microwave.
[ or her, and everyone else back home. oh, but the nudging and shoving, he's used to that--he's missed it, but he's also had more than his fair share of them since he'd met her again. not that he minds, he doesn't mind at all, and the slight smile on his face makes that pretty clear.
also, he supposes she has a point. sure, he doesn't know how much more deceased you can get when you've already... deceased hard, whatever that means, but there is a dragon... like thing, and that's at least a point of interest. ]
And I'm torn between thinking you want to see that for the dragon, or for the explosions. There's-- a lot of fire on that picture.
[ he's just messing with her. ]
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At his last comment, she's so close to punching him again, but she doesn't. She makes a face at him, sure, but it's followed up by laughter - mostly because he's spot on.]
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
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good thing he's avoided death this time. ]
Well. It means you have very particular tastes, that's all. [ fires, explosions, excitement--absolutely nothing wrong with the astrid checklist.
he continues, gesturing: ] Not that there's anything wrong with that! We all need a little bit of that-- Viking flair thrown in. Fire is a Berk staple, after all.
[ because ruffnut and tuffnut live there.
oh and dragons too. maybe. ]