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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[His 'correction!' tone vanishes pretty fast when met with a big bucket of popcorn though. He'd gotten a kiddy bag so that's already like. 80% more popcorn than he started with.] All of it?! Really!?
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[WAiiiiiiit...] ...Nehhh, but if she doesn't eat a lot, why didn't you get one in the first place? It'd be a waste otherwise..! [How dare you almost waste food Jaune. TERRIBLE.]
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Well, it's always good to prepare, isn't it? You know never know when you'll run into a stranger and make them drop their popcorn, right?
But seriously, I screwed up. I should've got two drinks and one popcorn, not the other way around. [ <- dumb. ]
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But any way.] Ahh, I see...
[Beaming now.] So then you were getting it for a friend!
[OR MAYBE] Or!
Or maybe girlfriend!! [OH! How romantic!
and presumptuous! Mitsuhiko, no!]no subject
Hey, that's--
You--
You're too young to know these things!
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No I'm not, [he responds with a frown.] Heroes have girlfriends on tv all the time, and my teacher has a boyfriend now, and lots of people have people that they love!
[YEA. He just doesn't know there's more than kisses ok.]
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I'm telling you, you-- ...you think I'm a hero?
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Anyone can be a hero, right? Like the police, or your neighbor! [He's seen some things, and they all say that 'anyone' can indeed save the day alright.]
Or a classmate! [what no he totally doesn't mean conan
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B-But it doesn't mean it's easy for them to get dates! In fact, someone told me that it's harder to form meaningful relationships when you're hero worshiped all the time.
he speaks from experience w. two cops whoops whoops
[Oh boy, that seems to only have upset him--his tiny fists are clenched in protest as he shakes his head.] But if you really love someone, that means being brave enough to ask! Even if you think they'll say no! [Pot, kettle, Mitsuhiko
then again he IS six......Ahem.]
[...On that point, you said incredible classmates, and then hero worship, so. Does that mean...] Neh, but if you're talking about your classmates though...does that mean your friend is a hero?
[This is a serious question you know. Also wow kid, way to bring it back from 'girlfriend' there.]
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Hahah... she's pretty famous where we're from... [ Although Jaune didn't realize it at first. Still, he's beaming happily when it comes to this subject. ] But Pyrrha's just Pyrrha. Most people don't know that she likes to eat on the couch in her sweatpants. Dont... tell anyone I said that!
look out jaune HE ALREADY SHIPS IT
though perhaps not very good at being right][Mitsuhiko seems to be listening quite intently as Jaune goes on about this lady however ('Pyrrha' huh? He will ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS)--and...he beams.] Ahh! I see!
[That grin is too large to be safe.] Don't worry, your secret is safe with me! Good luck!
[WHAT'S THAT MEAN]
BRAT. ......you should find pyrrha (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
omggggggg
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Kid, I really don't think you-- wh-where are your parents?!? [ A+ Deflection skills. ]
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Mitsuhiko's face falls incredibly fast--and this time it's not likely to bounce back so quickly.]
...Mom and dad, and everyone...
[. . .]
...None of them were there, when they showed the powerpoint...
[That probably answered the question well enough.]
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Oh... [ Jaune looks apologetic about his comment, he should have known better. Not everyone from his world made it here either, but he's blessed enough to have the people that already are here. ]
...So, wait... you're here... alone? [ THAT'S SO SAD. ]
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[That's what he said isn't it? Well, he nods at any rate.] R-right...
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Come on. You're watching something with the two of us.
nO JAUNE NOT THE PONIES-
or at least he thinks it could be a chance. it really probably won't end well either way.]AHH--
I already got a ticket for number II though..! [You weren't going that way right? There's five theatres here, so it's only 1 in 5 you'd be in the same one he's in...]
ponies forever
[ Jaune can just watch the mentally disturbing ponies later; looking after people should be a priority! ]
SCREAMS
[NOOOOOOO]
But that's supposed to be a date, isn't it..! [Because after all why on earth would you possibly be in denial about that
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We'll survive.