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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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He finally manages to look back at the screen around the time when the enemy moves in for the final blow to the dinosaur, but the screen suddenly changes to something that's... well, clearly not a part of the movie.]
What the hell—
[But the only answer he gets is the outburst of a girl a seat or two behind him and a bag of popcorn to the head. It doesn't hurt, obviously, it's just popcorn, but now there's popcorn all over the place. Ugh.
He turns around to see if he can spot the culprit, and given that the flying popcorn happened at about the same time as that indignant response did, he can kind of assume that it was probably that girl standing up, looking reasonably horrified right now.]
Hey. Was that your popcorn that hit me just now?
[He doesn't look mad, surprisingly, even despite the fact that he now he popcorn in his hair. Normally, he would be, but given the situation, he can be a little more understanding.]
bless you I love toshi-san this made me so happy
Which means, color her surprised when he's asking about popcorn and she looks between her hands for her bag as if the idea of having thrown precious and delicious food such as that could not be possible.
...Orrrrr not, because she is most certainly empty-handed. And while Yuuki could easily hide in a ball of embarrassment and never admit what happened from a distance, being directly asked makes the situation hard to ignore.
Lying, also, has never been something she is good at.
Not to mention she really is truly— ]
—I'm sorry! [ She practically squeaks and one could think she was facing an angry person rather than this severely understanding one with popcorn bits decorating his hair and coat. ] I-I didn't mean to, are you hurt? Did I get you in the eye? [ Or worse— ]
... Or make you drop your own popcorn or snack? I can buy you a new one—imreallysosorrysir!
[ well, no one can say she isn't concerned about what long-term effects could occur from the trauma of being hit with the popcorn bag are... she dies actually seem not only embarrassed but painfully sorry, especially considering the man simply asked a question, no yelling involved, even. ]
asfkjh TY I'M SO GLAD... everyone please love this disgusting mayo samurai
It's fine. I didn't have anything.
[He was pretty suspicious about all of this from the start, so he hadn't come in here intending to enjoy the movie with drinks and snacks. ...he just didn't expect to find himself so moved by the protagonist's resolve and the dinosaur's dedication. The fact that the movie was actually good up until this point was actually the plot twist. (Hijikata has horrible taste in entertainment and condiments.)
But despite the fact that he was enjoying the movie up until now, what he saw was... strange. He wasn't sure if it was something he was meant to see or not, but it probably wasn't supposed to be there, so he stands up from his seat and goes over to where Yuuki is to talk to her without interrupting any of the other movie goers.]
What's all this about?
[Maybe he's not obligated to play cop here, wherever the hell they are. Maybe it's none of his business at all, but if someone was messing with her, he couldn't just leave that be.]
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She blinks before it dawns on her that maybe he actually— ]
Oh no, did you see it, too?
[ she points towards the screen, however, Yuuki is not very talk so even stand up her intention to point out what she is referring to ends up with her smashing her hand into someone's head. Normally, this would be just a thing and the victim would probably be cursing her out but she's so enthusiastic and round up by all this she actually hits the person and knocks them out.
Whoops, over-excited vampire princess and her lack of preparation for these things. ]
Ah.... sorry...! [ it's a hushed whisper even though the guy is out cold... he'll come to eventually ?! ]
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Also, let's pretend I've been tagging this meme correctly, screams...Either way, Hijikata watches as she points to the screen and... proceeds to knock out the person right in front of her...
...
...yeah, that guy's not moving.]
Hey. Did you just kill that guy?
[Yuuki doesn't look strong enough to kill a man just like that, let alone instant KO one, but— BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY??]
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oh gosh don't even worry!!Yuuki squeaks at the question, looking back to Hijikata and then to the guy and THEN— ]
Y-you don't think he's actually dead, do you...?!
[ apparently the idea worries her enough because she's leaning over the back of the chair now to shake the guy by the shoulder because oh god killing people in public has to be one of those bad first impression list toppers!
When yuuki gets some incoherent gurgling noise from the guy, though, even though he's still not conscious, it's good enough and she steps back, puffing her chest a little. ]
See... Totally not dead, Mister! [ so do to arrest her or anything if you happen to do that sort of thing...?! ]
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Don't look so proud, you still knocked him out! [His voice is a whisper, but a harsh whisper that was most definitely loud enough for their neighbors to hear. REALLY... What kind of little girl just knocks out random guys like that!!
(Actually, he can probably name a handful of them right now.)
ANYWAY... God, he needs a cigarette.] We should find him some medical attention.
[And then figure out what the hell is going on here. God.]
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Yes, okay, that does seem like a very good idea. ]
Okay... [ she whispers back. ]
I hope you know a good place...!
[ because she sure as hell does not :( ]