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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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there's only one lolicon here, you lolicon!!
But the petty smugness she feels is short-lived when he sits right next to her.
She lowers her voice to a furious whisper because even though he was the one who got shushed (not her) she didn't want to get in trouble either.]
Yes, I mind! What if I catch your lolicon germs?!
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Don't say things that will cause a misunderstanding! I'm —
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You've grown.
[ At this distance, even sitting down, he can tell that she's a little taller than she was the last time he saw her. Because he knows the Children's heights to a millimeter and he keeps exquisitely detailed growth charts.
what? ]
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[Wait. He. What.
Ew. EW.
Shiho wasn't sure what was worse, the fact that he knew she'd grown somehow (she didn't want to know how because she wasn't sure the thought of Kaoru or Kyousuke could stop her from threatening him with a gun) or the fact that he was looking like some kind of proud grandparent.
How far can she lean back on this theatre chair? She doesn't know but she intends to find out while giving him the most disgusted face that she can manage.]
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His expression clouds for an instant, before he rearranges his features into a milder expression and asks: ]
How is your condition, physically?
[ because that's not a creepy question, at all. ]
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That's none of your business, you lolicon. Stop looking at me with your lolicon eyes.
[And she has doesn't like the way his expression clouds for an instant, either. She contemplates throwing her popcorn at him but wonders if that would actually help at all.]
1/?
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d'awwww! ]
done!
His eyes flick down to her finger. That's a new limiter; a much stronger one, he guesses. ]
Speaking of lolicons, Minamoto isn't here, is he?
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Shiho notices the way he looks down at her finger and if this were happening when she was younger she'd probably have threatened him. As it is, all she does is narrow her eyes, proving just how much she did trust him. Even though he was a lolicon. And a pervert. And she wouldn't trust him to stop being either of those things. But still.]
Minamoto-san's not a lolicon, you pervert.
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[ In the many times he has eavesdropped on her sparring matches with the Quack, he always rooted the Empress on. Now he begins to feel a flicker of sympathy for the man.
Just a flicker! ]
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I mean, the reason I ask is that he'd be the person you'd go to, if you had problems with your esp or your limiter.
[ A beat. ]
Have there been any problems?
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[But even she knows her own limits. It was hard not to when she's seen a simulation of herself eventually going into cardiac arrest from overuse of her powers.]
You lolicon-stalker-pervert.
[But she was still going to be as rude as possible until she broke him and he left her alone.]
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He'll have to keep a close eye on them. A close, close eye. A really close eye on them. Hovering outside their windows might not be close enough.
what?
Anyway, he knows if he hangs around any longer, he'll be undermining his purpose. And so he opens his mouth to say he's going to take his leave... ]
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I'm not a lolicon! Or a pervert!
[ He says this loudly enough that everybody in the rows in front turn around and give him some funny looks. ]
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It was that or run into the possibility of getting stuck in a situation without any kind of back-up. Shiho gives him the same funny look that all the others around them are giving him as if she really couldn't believe he'd just said that out loud.]
But you won't deny that you're a stalker. And you follow young girls around like it's normal. And you have a school uniform fetish.
[Comes to a theatrical realization!]
You liar! You are a lolicon! And a pervert!
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I told you, I'm not —
[ He sighs. Dammit. She got him. ]
You win, Empress.
I'll go. Enjoy the movie. There's a new restaurant I've been meaning to check out anyway.
[ He swings out of the chair, hands in his pockets. ]