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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Shame is something in short supply in this city.
[ His eyes travel up to the hammer on her shoulder; and then they sweep down and up her body, finally settling on her face. Yes, it's sort of creepy. ]
That's an awfully big hammer, for a girl your size. And it looks unbalanced. How are you able to handle it?
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With my arms, and legs. And a lot of times all the muscles in my body. [She switches it back to its smaller sixpence so she can store it away on her back.] It's especially made, so it isn't unbalanced for me. Don't you have any weapons?
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I see.
No, I don't carry weapons, usually. Most people don't, to a night out at the theatre. Do you go everywhere armed?
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[At the question, Nora grins and shakes her head.] Nope! I pack these babies!
[Flexes her arms! They're like steel! Flesh covered steel!]
So I'm good to go!
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So you do go everywhere "armed."
[ By this time, the long-suffering people actually trying to watch the movie are turning around and glaring at them, for making noise. Or perhaps they just don't like puns. ]
What's a "Grimm"?
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Armed and dangerous!
[Oh, he doesn't know what a Grimm is. Hmm...]
They're basically evolved monster animals, to put it in easy terms. They're all one color, black, and not that hard to spot.
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[ Congratulations on pushing yet another of Hyoubu's (many) buttons. ]
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[Hey, the only Grimm she's ever taken down were the ones that messed with her!]
No one is even sure if they're really animals, or like...darkness. But they aren't friendly, that's for sure.
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...although the crazy is probably still leaking out a bit, like stuffing from the seams of an tattered plush toy. ]
I suppose I should thank you, then. For fighting the "pervbots" off, even after you said you wouldn't help me.
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Don't worry about it. Anyway, you'll be pleased to hear there aren't any Grimm here. That said — there's no "here" here, either.
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What do you mean there's no here here? Isn't here a movie theater with bad movies and pervbots? Or are we not here like maybe we're sleeping and this is all just a weird dream? It seems pretty realistic for a dream.
Are you like...taking special medication?
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Well, you see...
2/3 (i lied_
wait ]
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Well, how old are you, then?! [An important question!]
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With silver hair. ]
How old are you?
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Seventeen. You must be pretty old to be answering a question with a question.
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yeah okay, gloves are off ]
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[Is he hiding a fountain of youth somewhere?!]
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his terrible pun doesn't even get a response??? ]
Ohohoho. So you want to know my secret?
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Yep! And why you're calling me Hammer Chan. I get the hammer part, but...Chan? You make it sound like only people with those names should be good with hammers!
[Is he stereotyping her?! She feels stereotyped!]
But let's start with the secret to your youth! [Rubs hands together.] I hope it's something good!
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Hm, well, I suppose I could call you Robot-smasher-chan!
[ Note how he's stalling on the secret ]