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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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It doesn't seem like he's as pleased to see Yogi as Yogi is to see him, but that's always the case, so it's not that big of a deal. Still, it seems as if he's decidedly less pleased than usual.
Trying to keep an eye on Gareki and the not-so-friendly robots coming to aggressively clean up the mess that's been made of the popcorn, Yogi offers his best placating smile as he scoops up some popcorn and sets in the popcorn bucket, now upright in his vacant seat.]
Mhm, mhm, that's fine, we should let our robot friends do their job and stop disturbing everyone because we're being rude and I'm sure we can talk outside so we should really be going.
[Just. Casually moving away from janitor-bots because he doesn't want to cause any more of a scene or get involved with angry robots today.]
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Whatever, that wasn't important now.
He's only a bit satisfied when Yogi easily agreed to come with him. He's just a bit impatient as he watches the blond help clean up his mess. The robots can handle it, that's the job they are programmed to do. Still, for a bunch of tin cans, they have quite a temper that reminds him of the Circus Sheep. They haven't attacked him yet when he was the one that blatantly tossed the popcorn... and Gareki certainly isn't going to allow that. ]
Come on.
[ He quickly leads the both of them towards the exit. The moment Yogi steps out, Gareki stops walking. The lobby seemed cleared now that all of the attendees have settled in their respective theater. Even the staff at the concession stand have temporarily left. Maybe they left on a bathroom break. A perfect time to commit a crime.
or to swing his fist at Yogi without warning. ]
Did you see what was on the screen earlier?!
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He narrowly avoid running into Gareki as they exit the theater. Even more important than the thought, then. It was probably a good thing the lobby seemed deserted.]
Ye--
[It's not entirely unusual to be swung at by Gareki, but Yogi really wasn't expecting it at all so while he avoids the full brunt of the swing, it still catches him in the face. Which totally excuses his undignified
shriekyell and the tears welling up in his eyes, right.]Why?! It only happened the one time and everything eventually worked out, didn't it? I know it was embarrassing, but think about how I felt when it happened, too! I didn't enjoy it, either!
[Because why would it occur to him that they might've seen different things, and really, why would Gareki be so upset over one stolen-underwear incident? Yogi is the one that should be the most upset here...!]
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[ His punch didn't fully connect, but it doesn't stop Gareki from trying again. This time with his other fist. Yogi isn't going to get away with this so easily. ]
One time was more than enough! And what do you have to be so embarrassed about?! You're always wearing it!!
[ This is the stupid fur suit they're talking about, right? There's no way Yogi would ever feel ashamed about it. He's always been so enthusiastic about that damned cat.
It would have been fine if this was kept secret between a few people. Except no, somehow it was all recorded and displayed for everyone to see. Now the memories of all of those stupid dances and posing requests the children had requested from him are fresh in his mind again.
That just fires his temper up even more. ]
You shoved me into the damn thing and now you're saying you're not happy about it?!
[ Oh the misunderstanding. ]
I'm... I'm sorry....
Ow, oowww, please, I'm not always wearing it! There are different ones I wear, alright?
[Gareki hadn't even wanted to help him recover his boxers at first, so why was he making such a big deal out of it now? He didn't even like Nyanperona! And he really had appreciate everyone trying to help, didn't he know that?
... What? What kind of embarrassing replay had he been watching?
He's shocked and hurt and mostly just confused that Gareki would ever think he could do something like that. Is there a rule against raised voices, because Yogi is definitely talking louder in the hopes of getting through.
Putting the hand not protecting his head on Gareki's shoulder will definitely help convey his honest feelings.]
But... But Gareki, I would never shove you into my boxers! Never! That wouldn't make me happy at all!
please don't be sorry
I don't care how many different versions you have--!
[ But Yogi does manage to stop his rampage this time around. The anger he was feeling earlier is now slowly changing to confusion. When did boxers ever applied to the Nyanperona incident?
This time, instead of lashing out first, Gareki will drop his arms to his side and hear Yogi out. Depending on the answer, that's when he'll know if he's justified enough to hit him again. At least the younger boy has calmed down. For now. ]
What boxers? What are you talking about?
[ He did recollect a time when Yogi had lost his underwear, but that had happened way after the memory Gareki had witnessed. The events don't match up at all. ]
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He's blinking, wondering what just happened and why Gareki is acting so confused; he was the one that got so angry in the first place.]
Eh? My adult-line Nyanperona boxers that were stolen that time... what else would I be talking about? That whole incident was playing on the movie screen, you know? I mean, I thought it was a little strange you were getting so angry over it, but now I'm just lost.
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[ There's a long silence. Then a sigh as he pinches the bridge of his nose like he's suffering from a headache. Well, actually, there is a headache forming as he pieces things together.
It seems like they ended up viewing different things on the screen. That means nobody else saw what he saw... He got upset for no reason. Luckily, nobody else besides Yogi witness the spectacle he just made.
The silence is probably worrying since once can never be too sure when Gareki will explode again. It was definitely a good idea for Yogi not to let his guard down. It looked like he was getting ready to hit him again. Instead, he points at the spot they're standing in. ]
Wait here.
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It seemed like he's just stealing a free drink for himself, but he's filling it with a tremendous amount of ice cubes. Once it's filled the the top, he quickly returns to Yogi's side before he's caught.
The cup is then shoved into Yogi's cheek; the one that he'd hurt earlier. ]
Here, in case it starts swelling...
[ The makeshift ice pack was probably his way of apologizing without actually having to say it. ]
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After a few moments he almost starts away from where he's standing, because he can't just let Gareki start committing crimes, not even here. Once he realizes that Gareki doesn't seem to be interested in doing anything too bad, he just shuffles from foot to foot anxiously.
Luckily, he speaks semi-decent angry teenage boy, so the cup of ice is even better than an actual apology. He brings his hand up to hold it against his cheek himself.
This time the tears in his eyes and yep, there it is, the sniffling, are for entirely different reasons. He should be mentioning that stealing isn't okay, but just this time, he decides it's better not to bring that up.]
Thank you, I appreciate it! It already feels better.
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Whatever...
[ And it's a good thing Yogi didn't scold him for stealing a cup of ice. Gareki definitely would have grabbed it back and thrown it at him. They'll end up back in square one again. ]
Anyway, when did you get here? I didn't even notice you until you stood up in the theater.
[ Since his arrival, he hasn't met anyone familiar. He figured he was the only one brought here, but that didn't seem to be the case anymore. Considering the circumstances, it's a tiny bit relieving to see Yogi here. ]
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He shrugs a little at the question, shaking his head slightly.]
It hasn't been too long-- there was the game, and then a lot of talking, and I wanted to do some exploring and asking around, you know? But one of those pushy robots started saying I might find out some interesting things if I came here, only I accidentally ended up in the wrong theater with that terrible movie and those memories and everything.
[Since he's actually very relieved to see someone from home, he'll offer Gareki a wide, pleased grin that's only slightly hampered by the cup of ice.]
But it worked out, since you found me!
[Found him, threw popcorn at him, same thing.]