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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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I’m honestly not sure.
[ Considering the things it had been shouting... Pyrrha’s shoulders pull just so tighter. ]
We’re safe for now, though. [ Standing in the lady’s washroom. Nikos, maybe you ought to rethink this. ] -- One of us should check and see if it’s clear out there.
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You just stay right there. I'm not really clear on what's going on here, but I'll make sure no robot lays a hand on my team! [ But what is he doing? He can't fight robots. He'll just have to make it up as he goes, yup. ] Sound good?
....By the way, you guys get napkins in here?
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Yes! [ It's all but shouted, her voice a pitch too high, and she practically shuffles him closer to the door. Hopefully, if he doesn't look too closely at the dispenser up on the wall, she'll be free of having to explain the intricacies of. Certain things. ] We do. It's so we - in case we sneeze! So germs don't spread.
[ Great job, Pyrrha "Tournament Champion" Nikos. You handled that beautifully. In a slightly calmer, less frenzied tone, she adds, ]
You should hurry before someone else comes in.
1/2
Before anybody can react or even mentally process this nightmare, the robot ignores Jaune once again and mechanically grabs Pyrrha by the back of her head, pushing her down and forcing her to bend. With a raised paddle, it now has it's sights on Pyrrha's naughty bum. Th-this is all happening too fast, isn't it?
However, just before the paddle can strike it's target, Jaune steps in by grabbing the paddle with one hand and the back of the robot's neck with the other. He firmly pulls the machine back and away from his damsel in distress. His voice is more serious now, because nobody violates Pyrrha Nikos on his watch. ]
Don't touch her. Or else--
2/2
--oww, c'mon!!!
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More importantly, there’s Jaune - Jaune on the floor with a possibly bruised tailbone; Jaune valiantly defeated once more.
She hurries to help him up, hands slipping under his elbow to try and guide him to a standing position.
And. And.
Wait for it... ]
—I’m sorry!
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Pyrrha-- no.. I... are you okay? When it had you like that, all I could think of was how to get it away... I should have been ready for that.
[ He just rubs his nose once he's up. If he's lucky, his healing ability should kick in anytime. ]
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I’m fine.
[ I mean, she would have been better off dealing with it on her own once the surprise wore off, but. Whatever. Warmly, she adds: ]
Thank you for trying to save me, Jaune.
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Don't say that like I did anything... [ But he would have fought the robot tooth and nail as well, if not for her intervention. After all, he's standing next to the person who trained him. ]
Heh. Like Pyrrha Nikos was ever in any danger, right?
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[ No, she may not have been in any real danger, but she never wants him to think his contributions are unimportant. Leaning in just a tad, she takes a moment to check the injury on his nose and, like she thought, all gone.
Unable to help herself, she ends up smiling. ]
We should get out of here before someone else tries to come in.
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Oh, no!
[ Jaune instinctively grabs Pyrrha by her upper arms and, in a state of panic, pushes her inside a stall along with himself, locking it behind them. There's no way he could be seen in here, that's too embarrassing! But why did he hide her, too?
Not to mention the space is a bit tight.]1/2
2/3 fooled you
gj, leader. ]
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Pyrrha could reach out, she notices. Just a little and he’s right there and — ]
Uh— hehe…
[ It’s an awkward sort of laugh because, behind her awareness of him, she’s also cognizant of the fact that they can’t leave the stall until the other washroom goer exits. ]
So -
[ Say something clever, Nikos. Be charming. ]
—see any good movies lately?
[ it’s a joke!! she's funny! ]
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I don’t think we’re gonna make it to the next one.
[ Hey, look, he can joke, too! ]
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...!!
[ Yes, those are verbalised ellipses and exclamation points. ]
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[ He finds himself pressed against the cubicle wall, but has his arms half-raised to catch the lady just in case she ends up being shoved all the way. Just then, however, someone knocks on the locked door.
"Hello? Is everything alright in there?" The voice is female, who probably heard some strange noises from the other side. Jaune, panicked once more, looks to Pyrrha... should they answer, or just ignore it? ]
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Eventually, Pyrrha draws in a breath and answers. ]
Yes, [ and here is the part where she almost says we, you can even see her lips form around that w-shape before she catches herself, ] I’m fine! Thank you.
[ Please go, please go, please—
Heels click against the tile, sound falling away as the door shuts behind the exiting woman. Relieved, Pyrrha lets out that same breath. ]
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See what happens when you litter?
[ Once his laughter dies down, however, he moves his body closer to hers once again, manoeuvring his arm around her waist, and.... unlocks the door behind her. Yeah, it’s high time to get the hell out of here. ]
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Truly terrible things.
[ It’s said with laughter. ]
Come on, let’s see what flavour milkshakes they’re selling.
fooled you, i will make you continue this thread
[ He strides ahead of her in excitement, this whole ordeal seems to have made him forget to question why his face mysteriously recovered after being wounded by the paddle. Instead, he holds the door open for her like the gentleman he was raised to be. ]
Well then, ladies first. [ ...Even though he should be leaving this room more than anyone else. ]
lol nah bro
FADE TO BLACK, BFFS HAVING FUN, THE END. ]