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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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only to flip, flapping robes dancing downwards like crane wings as he lands in an elegant crouch.
still, he's hardly upset by this, especially since this is a rather pleasant surprise -- ice at the base of the thing he'd been riding on, how so very new and exciting. he remembers the girl that he had whizzed by, sees her heading up towards him, and before she's opened her mouth, he's put two and two together and his expression lights up. ]
I'm quite well, thank you for your concern! [ he then gestures towards the ice at the base of the cleaning robot, which is still futilely trying to flail its little robotic arms around like a cleaning determinator, the unabashed curiosity in his eyes making him seem far younger than he really ought to be. he's also shameless. see: ] By the way, are you perhaps a yukionna in disguise? You really stopped my steed cold.
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she's heard of the yukionna legends before, but she's met a mystic who was almost like one. and what how beautiful Lady Nu Wa was...! she couldn't be compared to that. ]
Me? No, I'm not. I'm Gracia. [ she sounds a little embarrassed about the praise(?), but gracia's pleased by it too. ] That was my magic! It's one of the many things I can do!
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Well, well, I'm surprised. [ a pleased murmur, even as he gets up from the crouch to nod politely to his new companion. ] Well met, Gracia-san. I am Tsurumaru, said to be the swordsmith Gojou Kuninaga's most sought-after work. Your magic is quite astounding, and I'd be delighted to learn more.
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it takes her a second to understand exactly what tsurumaru's claiming to be. ]
...A sword?!
[ but she's seen weirder things than this. if a goddess can send people into the past, what's to say another couldn't make swords alive and moving? ]
How are you moving if you're a sword? Is it magic? Why are you shaped like a person? Why are you carrying a sword too? [ with each question posed, one after another, she steps closer and closer in curiosity. then, as if to end her questions-- ] Tell me, Tsuru!
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perhaps he's just getting in on his years. but no, he refuses to bow to old age just yet. there are still quite a few more surprises in life he'd like to see, after all. not even time can take that away from him. ]
Well! Going into the details would reveal the secrets of my dear Sage, and I couldn't possibly do that in good faith, so you'll have to forgive me. But as for my sword-- [ he draws his sword, sheath and all, in a delicate flourish, holding it out for gracia to see. ] you can say this is my true body. I suppose you can call me a tsukumogami-- essentially, I do battle by waving myself around and hope I cut what I'm supposed to cut.
Surprising, isn't it?
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and sages have their secrets, she knows, she's friends with one, so she nods, accepting his words as truth.
and swords...were never her weapons. she looks, stares, but she can't tell if it's a sword that belongs to someone she knows. oh, well-- it won't matter anyway! ]
Yes! I like this surprising, strange and wonderful world! [ beaming at him, she continues, ] A lot of my friends fight with swords but you're the first sword friend I've met who fights with a sword, Tsuru!
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Oh, then I'll have to surprise you with many more who are like me. The beautiful Souza-san, the stern Kousetsu-san, the shy Yamanbagiri-san. I'm sure all of them would be quite delighted to make your acquaintance.
[ he says this teasingly, but in reality he's mulling over the fact that she's called him a friend already. it's strange, not having to hop through hoops for friendship-- yet another surprise in this bundle of surprises. how fun. ] By the way, Gracia-san, what else are you able to do with your magic? I'm supposing there's a lot more than just ice. What more do you have up your sleeves, I wonder.