//SCENARIOS.EXE
THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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.. I know. [ and even if he does, he's the samonji blade. he's worth more as a symbol, kept caged like some kind of exotic bird.
he folds his hands together, nearly white-knuckled as he takes a deep breath. ]
But.. there's nothing.. that I can do about that, not truly. It isn't my place to protest the one that lays claim to me. [ he hesitates, then digs up a small smile, letting it curve onto his mouth. ] I'll try to be cautious, though. It's kind of you to be concerned for my sake.
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He crosses his arms, inspecting Souza thoughtfully for a moment.
Souza seems too resigned, but judging by those white-knuckled hands, he's not happy about it.]
I won't allow it. [He has absolutely no right to decide for such a famous sword who's going to be wielding him, his heritage aside (which he doesn't really claim anyway) but... he can't let it happen.]
If there is someone who will treat you properly as a sword and a person, then that is fine. Anything else is unacceptable.
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he starts at the proclamation, eyes widening in surprise. he could understand were sousei to lay claim, himself, or were he to express concern about what someone might do with souza in their hands.. but this is different. this is a concern for souza personally, and he's.. not really used to that.
he finds his face heating, and he ducks his head to obscure it, hands tightening around one another again. ]
You-- You truly needn't concern yourself--
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[He knows that he's not required to do this, and that there's no need for him to concern himself with it. He knows that it's not his responsibility, not his family name's responsibility--there is nothing connecting him to this sword-turned-youkai.
Except.
There are not that many people here familiar with their way of life. Sousei's task is to defend Japan from threats--that means all things Japanese, including citizens and swords of Japanese make. So in a way, it is his responsibility, and it is his duty, and he takes that sort of thing very seriously.]
Regardless, I will do so. [A pause, and he arches a deliberate eyebrow at Souza.] Unless there are objections?
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slowly, warmth blooms on his features again, and he shakes his head once. ]
No. I have no objections. Thank you, ah-- [ a little cautiously: ] --forgive me, but how would you prefer to be addressed? [ given his family name, he can understand why he might or might not want to be called by it. it's quite famous, after all. ]
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Sousei will just...keep an eye on him, and whoever decides they're good enough to wield him.]
Sousei is fine.
[He's right that Sousei doesn't tend to care much for being addressed by said family name, though probably not for the reasons he is thinking. And then, a slight incline of his head.]
And Souza is acceptable for you?
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Yes, Souza is fine. I have two brothers, so.. [ a soft hum of laughter. ] Even though I'm the one generally known as the Samonji sword, it can get a bit confusing at home being called that.
[ he can only hope that kousetsu and sayo are okay. .. the others and the sage as well, of course, but especially his brothers. ]
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I see.
[Swords with siblings... maybe crafted by the same person? He's not sure. There's a lot he doesn't know about all of this, really, but as curious as he is, there are more important things.]
Then the first order of business is seeing if your brothers are here. [He knows Tenka... he knows how this family thing goes.] What are their names and appearances?
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[ he's still getting used to all this modern technology. still.. it would be nice to be able to confirm one way or another. he's trying very hard not to think about sayo being alone here somewhere.. ]
Ah.. Kousetsu is taller than I am, with long, pale blue hair and blue eyes. He's an uchigatana like I am. [ he gestures to around chest-height on himself. ] Sayo is a tanto. About this tall, with darker blue hair he keeps tied back and blue eyes like Kousetsu's. He usually has bandages. [ a small, fretful sigh. ] .. He's unfortunately prone toward injury..
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Regardless, he nods to himself thoughtfully, committing the names and faces to memory, and reaches for his fancy smart phone. At the very least, Sousei is the sort of diligent that means that over his three months there, he's...realizes just how to work it.
He pulls up the contacts list then, scrolling through it efficiently.]
Hm. We have been told that those who are here are registered in this device. So far, I have not found any evidence to suggest that is wrong.
[but... he's not seeing them....]
If they are not on this list--which they are not--then it is safe to assume they are not here, or have not yet arrived.
[It's complicated, but Sousei finds that it helps him to at least know exactly how it works with knowing when people show up.]
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he offers a small nod at last, mouth curling up faintly. ]
Thank you for checking, Sousei-san. It's good to know, at least, that neither of them are here alone. [ and then an interested tilt of his chin. ] That's a very convenient way to find people..
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Be he nods simply at that, offering up the device for examination is Souza pleases, though--]
You will also have one somewhere on your person. They are convenient for communicating, though often used for wasting everyone's time.
[PEOPLE HERE...WASTING TIME EVERYWHERE....
he doesn't care about your fifty shades of grey bullshit!!!
Sousei the Buzzkill makes an appearance once again.]
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[ he hesitates, then tucks it away again, brows lifting. ]
Everyone seems to be located fairly closely together here, though. I can hardly imagine why one would need to use them for communication.. [ other than maybe for courtesy's sake, to inform someone of an impending visit.. ]
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[And that's another thing he really doesn't care for.... ah well.]
Presumably, you will have time to get properly adjusted. Do not be daunted. [.........ah, though--]
Do not trust anything out of the ordinary, either.
[It's vague, and he hates that it's vague, but... it changes every time, so he can't be any more exact than that.]