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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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theater i
Just like most of his classes, Yuya had fallen asleep during the first few minutes of the pony movie since he isn't quite over his cold's fatigue yet. Yup, he fell fast asleep even during their slaughtering, probably because the chairs are just so darn comfy. So when Souza gets him to wake up, Yuya is initially (and blissfully) unaware of the screen in front of him as he blinks slowly at the other man beside him while his eyes adjust.]
Hwuh? Yu-- [Except the noises begin to filter through his brain, and when he does see what's playing, Yuya shoots up out of his seat with a wide-eyed, silent scream.
He bolts the next second, but guess who's getting his arm snatched up and forcefully dragged along? Yup, Souza, you're joining Yuya on his escape, but he finally lets go when they finally exit into the hallway connecting to the lobby.
And the first thing the poor kid does is get to groveling in front of him, back bowed so fast when he kneels that his forehead slams on the ground.]
YUZU, I'M SO SORRY. I swear, I thought this was the ponies movie! Please don't kill me-- I didn't know!!
[...After a few seconds of no fan strikes raining down upon him, Yuya finally glances up:] .....W-wait, you're not Yuzu? Was she even with me?
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he stands there in confused shock as the young man then drops down to apologize. what-- what just happened? ]
A-Ah-- [ finally unfreezing, he hesitantly moves to crouch neatly, hands resting against his knees as he offers a small, hopefully soothing smile. ] N-No, I'm not Yuzu. I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to upset you so badly.
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But now that he realizes he's kidnapped the wrong person, Yuya gives a sigh of relief as he sits up and gives an embarrassed smile in return.]
Heh, you don't have to apologize. I thought you were my friend for a second. She would've been beating me up right about now for picking that movie. [Dear god, someone give him some brain bleach. His 14 year old mind isn't ready to handle that sort of thing...or ever.]
So...sorry about that. [He rubs the back of his head, already feeling phantom pains of what could have been another horrible experience with Yuzu's fan.] I guess it was the pink hair that got me confused.
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No apologies necessary. I woke you up by accident, and you seemed quite disoriented. [ does his friend really hurt him..? that kind of extreme reaction is a little distressing. ] If I'm not mistaken, though, I don't believe anything was mentioned about the movie being.. ah, like that. So it was hardly your fault..
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Oh. So I didn't enter the wrong theater? That's a relief. I don't normally go to movie theaters. [SRSLY QUESTIONING THE CHOICES IN MOVIES HERE THOUGH.] But I didn't mean to fall asleep. I must not be over my cold yet. Oh well...
Aaanyways~! [He stands suddenly, has a good stretch, and finally offers his hand to the man.] I should probably introduce myself, huh? Name's Yuya.