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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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i...!!!
She's not going soft. Really. She could very well walk away and mind her own business if she wanted to... but something about the scene feels odd to her and she may or may not feel like she should check it out. You know, just in case. Gotta do at least one good deed for the month before she inevitably has to eat, right...?
Oh, well. There's still a little bit left before the film she's here to see starts up. Might as well kill some time. Taking a sip from a bottle of water she bought from the concession stand, she approaches him.]
Hey... What's wrong?
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In his haste he'd missed anyone coming in and his priorities had been entirely elsewhere, so it's more than just a little bit of a surprise when his mind registers a voice speaking to him.
Surely after the mess upon his arrival, he must be hearing things; or so he started to convince himself. Exhaling a soft breath he turns his gaze up, half expecting to see someone else or not even anyone there. Instantly upon laying eyes on Touka did he freeze, eyes widening a touch as he remembered the last time he saw her and how well that meeting went. ]
...Touka.
[ Please don't hit him again. He knows he did wrong and how he changed wasn't intended but he couldn't take it back. ]
This place's idea of entertainment isn't exactly easy to take in. I'm... not quite used to it yet.
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[Ah. This is—well. She doesn't know what this is. Her reaction is pretty immediate, though, with her eyes widening and the grip on her water bottle loosening, just before she ends up nearly crushing it in a vice grip. This guy is obviously Kaneki. There's no question about that; but he doesn't look like the Kaneki she remembers. For starters, why is his hair white? And that's not even taking into account whatever the hell he's wearing... and that look on his face, too. Somehow, she doesn't think a movie could have caused that.
She's totally making a face here, not caring one bit about how stupid she must look right now. How is he speaking to casually to her?]
What the hell happened to you? You look so... so... [Different, she wants to say, but the word doesn't really come out. He better give her a straight answer, or she's going to be mad.]
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He's well aware he's not the same baby-faced, awkward teenager he was back then. Both mentally and physically.
There's so much he'd like to address but keeps quiet on the matter and attempts to offer something like a wry smile. It's not much but it's a start. She doesn't seem like she remembers so perhaps there's no harm in saying something just in case, well aware she'd hit him if he tried to lie about any of this. ]
Aogiri. This happened when I was... with them before. I... was forced to accept some things I probably shouldn't have, so I could protect those close to me.
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Mostly his changes being due to those ten days of torture at Jason's hands but like hell he's gonna say that outright.There it was. Still somewhat of a straight answer, though in the back of his mind he wondered how she'd take that. ]Don't you remember that, Touka?