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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Ah...! I wasn't told that this place had a fighting area! Now this... This is entertainment! [He glances around hopefully, looking for a robot he can battle.]
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But then three more robots gather around. Oh, was that considered littering?]
Naughty Litter Bug! Prepare for Punishment! [Now they're brandishing whips and paddles with holes. What?]
This...is...uh...NOT VALE! [She rushes forward, brandishes her Magnhild, twirls, and brings down the weapon from above, smashing one to pieces! Noticing the green guy, Nora gives a thumbs up his way.]
Say NO to Pervbots!
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"Pervbots"...? They have such unusual weaponry... Please, let me take on one of these opponents!
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[Lifts one robot up and tosses it his way!]
HEADS UP!!
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[And now he raises a leg as the robot flies at him, looking so excited for combat!]
Konoha Coiling Whirlwind! [He leaps forward with a kick, knocking the robot down out of the air. He looks all too eager to keep on fighting it.]
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THAT'S SO COOL! Do it again!
[Picks up another robot and hurls it at him!]
Get to your knees, violator! [Man, these pervbots stick it out until the end!]
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Konoha Whirlwind! [He starts off with one flying kick to stop the robot in midair. Then he follows it up with a series of follow-up kicks, ending with one that slams the robot against the wall. Then he points at the robot.]
I apologize, sir, but at the moment it is you who will be stuck on your knees!
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You were really great! That pervbot won't be bothering us for a while!
[She puts away her weapon as she walks toward him.]
Name's Nora! [Holds out her hand for a shake.] What's yours?
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I am very glad to hear that! Thank you.
[He's more suited for bowing, but he reaches for a sturdy handshake all the same.]
It is a pleasure to meet you, Nora-san! As for my own name, it is... Rock Lee! Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast!
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...who gave you that title?! It's really neat! Do you think I could get one that fierce?! Something like...Nora Valkyrie! The Dazzling Pink Ferocious Doombringer!
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My teacher, Gai-Sensei! I'm glad that you approve of it! And... I approve of your title as well! You certainly seem to live up to it from what I've seen!
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[Fidgets in place in pure glee.]
You'll have to help spread the word! [POINTS A FINGER AT HIM] It's your sworn duty as a friend!
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Ah...! We have just become friends, and already I have a sworn duty imposed upon me? I... I...
[His eyes get all misty.]
I'm so honored!! I won't let you down! Thank you so much... Doombringer-san!
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I'm counting on you, Wild Beast!
[She holds out a fist. C'mooonnnn, fist bump time!]
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I will do my best!
[His eyes widen for a moment! Could this be... the fabled 'fist bump' that is used by the coolest of friends?! His mouth is open in a silent gasp for a moment, then he reaches out his fist to bump against hers, chanting as he does so.]
Youth, full power!
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Nora laughs, because that makes no sense to her, but she rolls with it.]
FULL POWER! [It's a concept she can get behind.] With pancakes!
[If pancakes aren't involved with youth then SHE WANTS TO BE OLD!]
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Mm yes... pancakes would be quite good as well! It is a shame that none are available at this theater!
[Yes, Nora, there's always time for pancakes in one's youth.]
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[PANCAKE ADVENTURE!]
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