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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Pearl Fey | Ace Attorney
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He hears the robotic voice and he instantly snaps out of his teary reverie. Whipping around, he locates the speaker and the person defending herself from it. Edgeworth leaps out of his seat and squeezes past the other viewers, one hand on the hilt of the saber he always carried wherever he went - even to movie theaters.
Instead of drawing the weapon right away, however, Edgeworth attempts to...talk sense into this cleaning robot, placing himself between Pearl and it.]
Hold it!
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Maybe if you need to cross-examine it, Mr Edgeworth!
[ Ah yes, what perfect sense that makes. Pearl has spent too much time hanging around court-rooms. ]
Or valiantly slay it with your saber! [ Which... might make about as much sense as cross-examining it, but. ]
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Knowing the truth of what happened is my business. [Edgeworth glances over his shoulder at Pearl. Yeah, uh, he'll slay the robot when there's no other way to settle this.] What happened? [WITNESS TESTIMONY GO.]
Theater I.
She nearly trips over Pearl as she scrambles out of the theater, yelping as she catches herself right in time before taking a nasty tumble. Rounding on the offender, her voice is an octave or two higher than normal. Perona can still hear the moans and grunts coming from within the theater.]
Don't block the exit!!
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[ Pearl scrambles out of the way, both to stop blocking the exit and to get farther away from the theater and it's... whatever the hell was happening there. ]
It was... shocking. I didn't know this movie wasn't really about ponies...
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Neither did I! Who the hell would play such garbage in a movie?! Don't they watch these things before putting them out to the public?! [She may be breathing hard a little bit, scrubbing her face as if she could eliminate the red color.]
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...but the circumstances don't matter too much just now, even if she's very worried about where Matrix and Frisket have gotten to. She doesn't have Guardian code, doesn't Mend and Defend, but helping people and systems is what she and Enzo do as they look for home.
So there's a tall woman stepping over between Pearl and the robot. AndrAIa's hand goes to her thigh, where her trident is strapped. It looks like a simple metal rod no longer than her forearm, but when she pulls it off and twists, it extends and the prongs come out as well. ]
Hey, now. Looks like someone has a deletion wish...I don't think the lady appreciates what you're trying to do.
[ so knock it the hell off ]
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That's right! I don't appreciate it at all, it's really impolite to treat people that way!
"YOU WILL BE PUNISHED AS WELL, NAUGHTY HARLOT!"
[ seriously who programmed these things this is ridiculous ]
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Can't say I didn't warn you!
[ And then she will just. Skewer the thing with her trident.
That was enough of a warning, right. ]
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Pearl gives a little clap for AndrAIa. ]
That was amazing, miss! Thank you.
[ She doesn't even care if they get kicked out a theater for destroying a cleaning bot, this theater is weird anyway. ]
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No problem. But we should probably escape before we get threatened with deletion or arrest.
[ Not like AndrAIa thinks she can't handle a few robot sprites, but hey. No need to go looking for trouble...Matrix has that more than covered for the both of them. ]
This way! [ C'mon Pearls, let's go somewhere not crazy. ] I'm AndrAIa, by the way.
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Nice to meet you, Miss AndrAIa! [ Is the AI enunciated, real question. ] I'm Pearl Fey. [ She gives a small, polite bow. ]
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Nice to meet you, Pearl. [ A bow, huh? Well, AndrAIa will just copy that back at her. Maybe it's part of this game's - or system's - customs. ] Are you from this system?
[ ...........or game. she's still not sure which... ]
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This... system...? [ Is this some new modern slang she hasn't heard yet... She must mean town or something, Pearl reasons. ] I'm from Kurain Village... it's two hours from Los Angeles by train!
[ does... does that explain anything... ]
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Los - ? [ No, wait. ] For a nano, I thought you said "Lost Angles".
[ Alas. ]
I'm originally from the Treasure of Atlantis, myself, but otherwise I'm from Mainframe.
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Oh! I've never heard of towns with names like that. Are you from Europe? [ Maybe they do that in other countries, how should Pearl know. ]
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Europe? Uh, no. [ ????? She's played games with that sort of place, though. ] I'm originally from a game cube. Nooot a town.
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A game cube...? Like a cube with games in it? [ Do you live in someone's hall closet with their boardgames, AndrAIa. ]