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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Haku | Naruto
[Theaters were an odd thing with this one, not having stayed in one village large enough to have one for a long enough period of time to really understand the concept completely. So it was something of a treat for Haku as he looked at the movie posters, head tilted to the side and long deep brunette hair obscuring part of his face as he inspected them.
They all sounded rather interesting, though he was very pointedly avoiding the first and last of the movies for various reasons. The ponies one sounded like either something sickeningly adorable which was to much for even him and the last one sounded very... unsavory at the best. Another one best avoided.
Tapping his right hand's nails against his left inner arm he tried to debate the situation out in his head, lightly clicking his tongue just once in thought.]
Such a tough decision, maybe I could do both...?
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Soon, he manages to chime in curiously.]
These is quite the selection, isn't there?
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Turning his attention towards the source he manages a sheepish little smile, deciding there's something familiar about this person to him but he's not quite sure from where. He can't recall him directly but at least he seems to be a friendly face amongst this place.]
There truly is. I did not know there could be so many options, I almost want to try them all and see how each is.
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Perhaps that could be a good strategy! I may try that, never having experienced one of these 'movies' before. That just leaves the question... of which movie to start with!!
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Maybe start from the first theater? It seems logical to start from the first and just go down the list.
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What better place to start than the beginning?!
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So that would be... My Petite Equestrian Experience. Sounds, ah, cute, at least. Safe enough to go with. [Oh if only he knew.]
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You're right! Petite equestrian creatures sound very endearing indeed! [He gives a thumbs up.] Let's check it out!
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Re: Real quick OOC thing continues here
After the first movie...
Thus about half-way into it did he dart out of the movie theater proper, fishing around in his kimono for a familiar object. Even in this place he always had that damned mask on him and it'd keep him from showing just how he felt about that movie in particular.
Thus behind the white expressionless mask did he hide, taking deep breaths to calm his nerves and try to regain himself for the next movie. Which, just by that start, he wasn't keen on seeing by any stretch of the imagination.]
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But then the next time he spots Haku, his attention is grabbed by something else: the mask. He points towards it in shock.]
Th-that mask!!
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Until Lee was there was pointing at him like he'd just grown an extra head, not exactly the thing he wanted right then. Especially while he was trying to put everything back into place and forget that particular movie existed.
Pausing for but a moment he pulls the mask away to show part of his face, tilting his head at the same time to question him.]
What about my mask?
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...ah...
Have we met before?!
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[ Over to the side, Haku might hear a very familiar voice, albeit a bit older than what he might've been used to. Either ways, the person doesn't seem to be aware on who exactly he's talking to right now as he's just staring at the posters. ]
I mean, that's a great way to get the best of both worlds, right...?
[ The question was finished, but the moment he turned to look at Haku, all future sentences he was thinking of saying kind of disappeared into oblivion. ]
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But when he went silent he slowly turns to face him, giving a sincere smile, hands clasped in front of him as he regards the older boy carefully, taking in each changed detail. He aged well, he'd absolutely give him that.]
Naruto...?
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That's me in the flesh! Man, it's been way too long huh, Haku?
Oh my gosh he's such a dumb cutie
With a genuine smile he nods in response, trying hard not to just go in for a hug or something. There's something to be said about Naruto and there's something to be said about his personality, but whatever it is, it truly does make the older, though now younger, boy feel far more at home and friendly than with anyone else.]
Far, far too long. Though I hadn't thought this would be the way we'd meet of all things.