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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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wow is that a challenge!!!
Last name is Nikos, then, probably. And he does take the handshake, shaking her hand simply but firmly as well.]
Very well then. Should you require further assistance, tell me.
[He can grant it, probably, and it's...in his nature to want to at least make sure that everyone who's dragged her is okay.]
...no because either way, I'd lose ):
It's not quite requiring help, but she chances the question regardless - ]
Are you military?
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...Yes.
[Sort of. Close enough. Not enough of a difference to correct her, really.]
I am the captain of my squad. [Which means very little here, but she's asking, so he'll tell her.]
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[ She hesitates for a moment, before continuing: ]
It would be Captain Abe, yes? [ You always show a ranking officer the due respect, even if you're not technically under his command. Pyrrha is a creature of formalities and titles as much as anything. ] Or just Captain?
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His team, looking to him for direction, and people, looking at him with respect for his rank as commander of the Yamainu.
...He nods after a moment, expression calm.]
"Captain" is fine, if that is what you prefer. [It's familiar, at least.]
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[ It’s said with a smile, affirming. This would all be a very nice encounter, except for the robot sliding up to lecture them about fire safety regulations and informing Sousei that his ponytail is not in keeping with the proper codes.
Pyrrha is mystified, but begins to interject regardless - ]
Excuse me, but I think—
[ Made provably unhappy by being interrupted, the robot growls out, ] SILENCE, SLUT!
[ ...
Well, she’s silent, at least. She’s too surprised to be anything else. ]
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Come. There is no reason to remain here.
[and it is the moment the robot moves to follow them, still full of tiny robot anger, that Sousei turns in one smooth movement, slamming his sheathed sword into the thing, aiming for where he knows, by now, the robot is weakest--at the seams of the metal that is fused together.
He then turns and continues walking as if nothing had ever happened, leaving the robot on its side, unable to get back up due to the nature of its design. oh well. let's blow this joint--]
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[ If she’s at all startled by the show of force, she doesn’t indicate it physically. Anyway, it’s unlikely - the short sword and shield on her back speak of combat experience.
Following him like the most obedient of baby ducklings, waddle waddle. ]
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It is when they are peacefully away from all of that and in the middle of the entertainment district of Cerealia that he glances at her again.]
You may be stuck here for some time. Your first action should be becoming accustomed to this place, so you are able to react properly to surprises.
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However, Pyrrha suspects Sousei means more than the cursory layout. ]
Do you still get surprised?
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But he nods, because anything else would be a lie.]
Yes. [he says as surprise basically never shows on his face ever.] The things that happen here are often utterly unpredictable, and have shown little in the way of a pattern.
[... from ghosts to video games to snow days...... it's hard, okay.]
It is most important to be prepared, so you are able to react promptly despite the surprise. [it's what he would tell his own squad, if they were here. Don't try to predict the happenings, just try to be ready to react nonetheless.]
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If she knew the advice mirrored anything he would say to the soldiers under his command, she’d be honoured. As it is, Pyrrha errs on the side of calm gratitude and careful studiousness. ]
Understood.
[ It’s not hard for her, although Pyrrha’s course of action often tends toward engaging the problem in combat. Like all Beacon students. ]
Is there ever any physical danger? [ She’ll protect you, Captain!! ]
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But nonetheless, he nods immediately, because there's no need to sugarcoat or cushion what is the truth. She has weaponry. Presumably, she wouldn't carry it around if she couldn't use it, and she carries herself like on that's combat ready.
Sousei has never thought to underestimate women, either--his childhood friend is the scariest person he knows, that's for certain, and she never wanted to be anything less than feminine.]
Yes, there is. The threats can range from the simple, such a robots [assassinbots are simple to him, okay...] to the incorporeal, such as ghosts. [still pretty easy for him to deal with since he's a cheating asshole with a magical sword, but some people find ghosts to be difficult.]
You appear to be competent in combat. [or so he's assuming.] Is that correct?
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Robots, check. Ghosts, check. Pyrrha’s never engaged either in combat, but robots have the inherent disadvantage of being (in theory, anyway) made mostly of metal alloy. Ghosts, on the other hand - well, how is Pyrrha supposed to fight something she can’t touch? It’s an intimidating prospect but not one she gives too much needless attention to.
Jaune would think of something, she thinks belatedly. If Pyrrha believes little else, she believes that much. ]
Yes.
[ She draws herself up, shoulders and all. There’s more that could be said about her overall competency but, quite economically, she refrains. Rather - ]
But I’m still only in training.
[ lol k pyrrha ]
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Sousei inspects her for a moment, before nodding simply.]
I see. Then make sure you continue to keep up your training here. There is no time to allow your skills to slip.
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[ Proudly maintaining her drawn stance and straight back, as if to say, I would do no less.
Not that she actually says it, however. Pyrrha is, at times, a young woman of few words. ]
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There are places you can train. There is a gym with a dojo--that is where I do my training.
[It's what's familiar to him, after all.]
Should that suit you, you are welcome there.
[He doesn't take students on or people who are a waste of his time, but...Pyrrha is not.]
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I would be delighted.
[ SHE’S JUST REALLY TOUCHED, OKAY. People are usually too intimidated to train with her. ]
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[ And, apparently, her excitement is getting the better of her. She turns and, yup - nearly collides with another robot. Animal instinct has her send the thing flying down the road without a single gesture out of place; to an on-looker, it would seem as if the small robot went shooting off on its own.
You know what, though? She's going to call after it - ]
I'm sorry!
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So... like this, even, he just blinks at, slowly crossing his arms before him again. ...Hm. There are all sorts of people with strange abilities here, and it seems that she has some as well--unsurprisingly.
But he's just watching her carefully, expression thoughtful.]
...I will be interested in seeing more of that, for example.
[he's very curious]
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...alright.
[ It’s decisively said, but after a noted pause. ]
One day, I’d be happy to show you.
[ But not yet. ]
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Very well then.
[Someday is fine by him. He's not bothered by it, which he shows by carrying right along.]
The only other warning I have to give is that this place is capable of...making you act unlike yourself, at times.
[and it sucks]
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I see.
[ Considering, thoughtful, but wary. ]
I’d appreciate it if you could tell me more about that. [ And, it’s made obvious from her tone that this is where her wariness lies. Not in the physical threats, but the internal ones. ]
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They are capable of changing the way we act, and there is little we can do to stop it. I have had it happen myself, and did not even realize I was not myself until the situation was finished.
[It sucks. It's the only threat he's really wary about as well, but... it's a doozy of one.]
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Were you alright?
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