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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Kohaku Hearts | Tales of Hearts
Kor....
[How embarrassing. Her and Kor are totally kissing on the big screen.
Oh my god, they were on the big screen! Instantly turning red here, dropping her jar of miso in the process of jumping to her feet.]
Kor! How do you-?! Everyone stop watching! You have to stop!
[Yep, she was too busy standing in front of the screen, facing the audience, and frantically waving her arms to get people to not look to actually see the bad stuff happening on screen. She was giving up precious miso time for this!]
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[ Just as she was about to put a piece of popcorn in her mouth to see the heartfelt romantic scene (???) she's completely blocked by this girl. Inaba tries to lean to the left and right before giving up, sighing in disbelief as she crosses her arms and leans back into her chair with a grunt before waving her hand in the air in frustration. ]
Oi, what's your problem? I'm trying to watch the movie here, you know!
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[Still totally in the way.]
There's no way I'm going to let other people watch Kor and I k-k-k-...do that!
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[Not that she had anything to threaten with, aside from kicks. Which she wasn't going to do.]
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There's no point to this, is Chalcedony's opinion. ...Or well, he can understand the necessity to keep the populace entertained, but unlike ViViD, where the repetitive games still hone one's combat instincts, some story animated through technology would provide no additional benefits aside from killing time.
Coming from someone whose friends wonder if he has any hobbies whatsoever at ALL, granted, that stance isn't surprising.
Nevertheless, he purchased a ticket despite not having any interest in the showing itself, because he caught wind that Kohaku was sitting in. He tried to not form an opinion of this, er, "Large Adventurer 7", through the posters and summaries, and as long as they were willing to let him pay even when the screening's already underway, that's all that mattered.
What he didn't expect was her standing in FRONT of the screen, expressing distress as if she's being swarmed by an army of flying centipedes. HOW TROUBLING]
Kohaku?!
[He doesn't identify any threats inside the place either, as he quickly sprints down the stairs to reach the front. He doesn't join her in obscuring the screens, but he IS a hair away from taking the airs.]
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[Oh god, is he actually coming down here? He clearly wants to see! She expected much more from such a pious man who had a love of his own. This....this was unforgivable!]
You can't come down here!
[Too bad he was already here.
In an effort to keep him from looking around her, she launches a flying kick at him. He walked into his own grave.]
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What is worth more than ALL THE GLANCES EVER is the steel-shattering strength of Kohaku Hearts' kicks. Chal doesn't have masochist tendencies like Gall, but he's fought alongside her enough to know that you do not ever want one of these coming your way.]
Guh--!
[Doing his combat reflex credit, he manages to dodge (barely, it grazed and he's likely going to feel that for the rest of the day, if not more) out of the way, but what's REALLY most important is getting Kohaku out of here. Or before they get thrown out, which may also happen with the ruckus they've caused.
Also he's gone full aerial, because DAMN, gurl]
What ails you, Kohaku? I mean you no harm, but there is nothing down here aside from the theater's projection screen!
[Which... let's not break, Chal would like to not work off more bills, thanks...]
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[She's looking incredibly serious right now.]
If you look at the screen, I swear I'll kick you into tomorrow.
[Usually this face is directed at Hisui but right now, Clancy, you're in her gaze. It's not a wonderful place to be.]
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askingdemanding is not a difficult thing to do. In fact, it's very easy, so he keeps his gaze straight on her, clear blue eyes staring straight into hers.]U-understood. ...If you dislike the programming, however, would it not be simpler to leave this place?
[He understands better how Hisui feels now... Not that he ever wanted to. He'd normally land back on the ground and recall his Soma (the additional blue lighting will probably incite some complaints from the audience, too--), but the pricking behind his neck and the crushing intimidation won't let him. SHE CAN TRULY BE FRIGHTING...
(All the best wishes for you a-anyway, Kor...)]
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[She turns to look at the screen and just gasps, complete with covering her mouth. This time, it's not embarrassment though. But horror. Because all she sees is dead Kors all over. It'd be different for Clancy but, right now, she's completely out of. She doesn't want to see a dead Kor ever. Just seeing him get hurt is enough to break her heart.]
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And he also does not look at the screen, because that's what Kohaku
threatened orderedasked. Just... unlike Hisui, he does it less out of fear for his life, and more out of his knightly integrity. She doesn't want him to look at it, so even if that may be the source of her distress, he's still not going to look at it.]These are mere images constructed by the CERES for the purpose of civilian entertainment. I do not know what you are seeing, nor do I grasp their appeal, from the summaries offered by the guide Mnemosyne. I shall escort you out now, however, if you would please allow me.
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[Distraught as well. And probably super easy to drag out, if Clancy felt the urge to.]
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Is something wrong? [It wasn't exactly a great movie but it wasn't that bad, was it...?]
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[The shame is real. What she sees obviously isn't but she doesn't know that.]
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Well... I admit it's pretty gruesome and also kind of silly but it's just a movie. [He doesn't get it at all, clearly.]
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[Yeah, she suddenly stops. If he didn't see it, that means she's perfectly safe. Which also means she instantly brightens up.]
Yes, that's right. It's just a movie.
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Maybe she just wasn't a fan of this kind of thing.] There are other movies here too. I'm sure at least some of them are decent. [But he hasn't had much luck himself... He's been wandering between the theaters and they're all pretty terrible.
But he doesn't want to discourage her.]
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So she's actually quite glad that Kohaku's trying to block people from seeing the screen.......]
You're right, this isn't anything for people to watch!
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[NOT MOVING FROM HER SPOT. She can be quite the distraction when she wants to be.]
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