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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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flynn scifo | tales of vesperia
[Having been told all that's happened made Flynn less than thrilled by these concessions. Movies? Entertainment? Well, a destressing from that is needed. Something relaxing, soothing to make memories of the debriefing temporarily subside. A charming idea.
Until Flynn saw the titles. What even were some of these? Pornography? Murder?? The distasteful titles alone had made his choice clear: the Equestrain Experience. A movie about horses has the potential to be informative!! And if not then time can be spend mulling things over.
The latter had almost come to fruition. Almost. Flynn's thoughts had been on the point of Yuri and Estellise and Patty and them potentially having been drawn in, as well, when a noise reached his ears. He nearly jumps up at the sound of ponies being slaughtered. Dear god. The horror. Okay, maybe not horror but wow unex--
...A moan. A moan comes from still off screen in the movie. A familiar moan. Curious... How could it hold any fa-- OH DEAR GOD. Flynn's curiosity shifts into pure horror at the sight of that pink hair. And no clothing. How. WHAT. OH GOD. THIS IS NOT RIGHT. WHY IS LADY ESTELLISE. N-- AND WHY IS RITA THERE IN A SIMILAR STATE OF UNDRESS. AND JUDITH. AND WHAT ARE THEY DOAHSDJKHAK DEAR LORD.
For a few movements, the knight mirrors a statue. Unmoving. Unbreathing. Unblinking. Then suddenly his face turns into the most brilliant shade of red. THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE. HE NEEDS TO LEAVE. NOW. Flynn bolts for the nearest exit. People get bumped into by this flailing madman in heavy armor (ouch) but no apologies come. ALL THAT MATTERS IS GETTING AWAY FROM THIS PERVERTED VILE CRAP.
Outside the theater, Flynn leans against a wall with a hand covering his tomato red face. HE FEELS SO DIRTY OH GOD. Come bug him or gawk at that glorious redness or yell at him for ramming into you with that armor?]
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Uh...is everything okay? You're not feeling sick are you?
[...That's one way to put it Anna]
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N-no! [He takes a breath and swallows. Easy there, Flynn. You'll make her worry more with replies like that.] I'm... alright.
[So convincing, doubly so with a face red enough to get misaken for a cherry. Get a grip on yourself!! ...Even if you just saw Lady Estellise do...... aljsdlkaj STOP THING ABOUT IT.]
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Are you sure? Your face looks really red! You sure you're not getting a fever or something? Because that just means you really need to sit down somewhere!
[And trust her, Flynn, you are definitely going to need it after all the wonderful things you saw]
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[And brain bleach. All the brain bleach. Since that's probably not an option, just sitting will have to do.]
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[She said before looking around] Either way, you're going to need some water or something cold to get that red looking face off! But seriously, what happened though?
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The idea of entertainment held here vastly differs from my own, is all.
[NOT GIVING MORE DETAIL THAN THAT. THAT'S ALL.]
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Well, what do you mean? I mean, back home, there aren't any movies and it's just all really cool and I don't really know which one to choose! [She said before spreading her arms to express said love for the place]
How it really that much different from back home!
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She doesn't even seem to realize that Flynn is there-]
Disgusting! Disgraceful! What absolute filth!!
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What could possibly motivate someone to make something so perverse and deem it fit for entertainment...
[Better yet, what could motivate Lady Estellise to part take in it? If Yuri had anything to do with this, Flynn's strangling him with his own hair. Then again, the more likely guilty party here would be Sir Raven...]
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I haven't the faintest idea! It sounded like it would be such a pleasant film - and then that nonsense all happened! Augh!
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[Think of the children!! But really, slaughter and porn is a good way to scar kids forever. Flynn plans on taking this up with management as soon as eggs can no longer be fried on his face.]
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That would be dreadful!! [Cue her immediately looking around the room.] That movie must be banished from this establishment immediately!
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If we were to bring this to the attention of the proprietor here, I'm certain something can be done.
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What the hell is your problem?
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Ah, it's... [HEAVY SIGH.] The proprietors of these concessions used a grossly misleading title for one of them.
[Actually gross. So gross. Granted, there are worse things to see than Judith withou-- LALA IGNORING THAT THINKING AND THAT MENTAL IMAGE.]
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You do know titles aren't supposed to tell you everything, don't you? Just how "grossly misleading" was it?
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The movie was supposedly about horses. Said horses were brutally slaughtered within 10 minutes and the rest of the movie proceeded to be grossly explicit pornography.
[Aka misleading to an unforgivable degree. Not to mention it had involved innocent ladies doing things which they would not do!! ...Okay, well, Judith and Rita he can't speak for BUT DEFINITELY NOT ESTELLISE.]
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What?! ...Apparently this outing is even more pointless than I'd suspected.
slams in here finally
besides, he had little else to do this afternoon, and he's usually pretty curious to see what new things CERES is up to—he wants to keep up with the developments in case things backfire in the future. so armed with a soda that is way too large for one person (who decided this was necessary?) and a tray with warm, delicious, sweet cinnamon buns (who needs popcorn when he can have this?), he's headed towards the theater. and that's when he sees it, from the corner of his eye.
flynn?
...yeah.
there's no doubt or even mistaking that the tomato-faced guy leaning against the wall in horror is his best friend. he's not even surprised for more than a second, because the fact that it took this long to run into flynn was more weird than anything else. of course, he's got no idea why he looks that way but really? well, knowing this place, anything is possible.]
Aren't knights supposed to do a better job hiding their embarrassment? You'll start unsettling people that way. [true friendship is being a teasing asshole before even saying hello.]
so late gossshh /shuns
and of course weirder yet would be if yuri learned actual manners. a good weird. shame that even flynn's not naive enough to hope for the impossible.]
You make it sound as though my rank has meaning here.
[hello to you too, jackass. but really, it's good to see you. flynn's expression even has a small smile to it, though one still hidden behind gauntlet. that happiness suddenly vanishes and flynn straightens. that hand also gets lowered revealing... blood? nosebleed? nosebleed. someone hasn't noticed it to boot.]
Yuri, neither your nor Raven have been coercing the girls into engaging in unsavory acts, have you?
[SUPER SERIOUS FACE!! which is sort of killed by both nosebleed and the sheer redness of it.]
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this dumbass in front of him included. there's a small sigh that accompanies a look of both amusement and exasperation that crosses yuri's features before he rummages through all the crap he's holding to find a napkin. it takes a little finagling to free up a hand, but he holds it out towards flynn.]
I think the only one who needs to worry about unsavory acts right now is you. [he doesn't even bother to respond properly to the question. rude as hell, flynn. do you really think he would make any of the girls go through unsavory acts!
you know, aside from seducing guards in heliord but it was only for a second and he wasn't going to let anything happen to them. he takes care of his friends. flynn, on the other hand... well, he can make fun of flynn with ease.] You're starting to look like the Old Man with that bloody geyser gushing from Mount Tomato. [flynn's face has been officially renamed. deal with it.]
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oh. oh
one quick glance down at the hand formerly over his face reveals some redness to it. bloody geyser. dammit. flynn may have blushed more (though his head may have exploded in that scenario) if anyone else had pointed this out. and like a human being. a sigh matching yuri's in exasperation comes as flynn reaches for the napkin.]
Can't you talk like a normal person every now and then?
[cause you really don't have any right to comment on rudeness after those terrible nicknames, yuri. nicknaming the princess was bad enough; mt tomato is worse taste than his cooking that you love so much. the napkin puts an end to the only attraction on mount tomato before flynn speaks again.]
Although, if Raven has thoughts this perverse, I'll have to mandate a reeducation program.
[especially if about their companions. and to think captain schwann was such a good and noble man. then he met the REAL schwann. and possibly cried a little inside. not that raven isn't a good man and naturally an inquiry will be made before any action gets taken!! but some of the things he does are... questionable. so very questionable.]
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[he's not even sure what's going on, still. but yuri's always good at improvising and playing along, especially when it comes to stuff like this.
he really can hardly fathom what would even make flynn react this way, aside from the knowing that it couldn't have been good—but it's still pretty unlike him to start talking about the girls with anything relating to perversion on this sort of an extreme level. from raven? yeah, he'd expect it from raven, because that old man never stops with it.
(even if yuri doesn't necessarily buy that it's totally genuine to any degree, much like a lot of things that come with raven's behavior.)
this, though. hm. yuri's got his eyes fixated on flynn, and his head is tilting almost expectantly.] So, are you gonna tell me what this is all about, or is this supposed to be imagination fun time?
[he just wants to know what the hell is going on.]
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flynn takes a breath before breaking off into an explanation. his voice continues to sound a little nasally thanks to the napkin.]
One of the concessions they provided was something on horses. The movie itself was rather dull so I tuned it out to collect my thoughts, as foreign as the concept may sound to you.
[friendly jabs make horrifying recollections all the better. ...though really, yuri, you can stand to use your head a little more in general but that's another lecture for another day.]
The next thing I know there's a mass, graphic slaughter of the horses immediately followed by an extremely explicit orgy... [which still would not have been THAT bad but...] With Lady Estellise, Judith and Rita involved.
[some of the blush on his face had vanished earlier. well now it comes back and mount tomato lives up to its name once more.]
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