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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Belgium | Axis Powers Hetalia
Belgium always had a soft spot for action movies. She wasn't sure why or how but there was one thing she knew. She was definitely going in there and watch it! With her popcorn in hand, her eyes widen as it got started! Although, it wasn't long before something was amiss.
Hey wasn't that...
No, it was just her imagination! There was no way they showed that! Why, that would be silly! How could they show her that time when she ripped her pants in a meeting? No one, that's what!
However, as the movie kept on playing, she knew something was wrong. As she looked around the audience, she felt herself sinking further into her seat. Ahhh...why did they need to show her that time when she drank more than she should?
THEATER V
Belgium was never really one to see movies as of late. With so much work to be done, she couldn't afford to slack off just yet! She needed to be trying harder these days anyway! However, now that there wasn't much she could do, what was there to do but to see whatever movies they had showing? Of course, she wasn't really looking anything specific and choose whatever movie was on at that time.
Yard people of questionable morals? She thought to herself. Now that sounds like a movie to watch to take her mind off of whatever was going on!
However, just as she was about to get into the theater, she accidentally dropped something and found herself face to face with a robot with a paddle. Oh boy, what did she get herself into now?
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Clearly it hasn't happened to herself yet because she kept looking away from the screen.
In a quiet whisper:] Belgium?
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Help her, Vietnam!]
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What is going on?
She looks back at Belgium, her brows furrowed with worry.]
Is...something the matter? Are you feeling unwell? [Was this goddamn popcorn off?]
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Please tell her that she didn't! Right now, she was going to act cool and pretend nothing happened!]
What are you talking about? Everything's okay! I was just feeling a little sick and uh...I was out to get some fresh air! Do you want to come with me?
[Yup, off to a great start there!]
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Fresh air? Sure, why not?
[It might be halfway, but she's worried about Belgium. And the movie wasn't even that great.]
I will help carry your things.
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[She didn't bother to look back, she just gestured Vietnam to the entrance, never mind all the drunk shenanigans she got herself in!
She didn't need to see all those things!!!]
Trust me, I'll be okay! We need se air now!
[Regardless, Belgium wasn't going to wait for her friend. She wanted out of her and fast and off she goes!]
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[What of the food you've left, Belgium! Well, if that is alright with her, Vietnam darts after her to head out of the theatre.]
Belgium, slow down! If you are lightheaded, it might be dangerous. [IF ONLY SHE KNEW.]
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Belgium didn't even listen to her friend, the only thing she did at that point was take in huge deep breaths once she got outside.
Relax, Belgium, you can do this! You've been through worse!]
IV
This was supposed to be an action movie! Why are things like this-!
Finally (long into the ordeal) he decides that escaping this outbalances the rudeness of leaving the theater during a movie. So he gets up and shuffles his way past people, murmuring apology after apology... Then he suddenly stumbles and bumps into someone.
"I'm sorry!" Looking up, he's a bit surprised to see a familiar face. And also, more than a bit embarrassed (one might say border-line mortified). Belgium has been watching all this? Oh, no...
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As she was about to cover her face and make her leave, that was when Canada bumped into the blond. "Ah...Canada? W-what are you doing here?" Did he see what she saw too? Quick, think of something to say Belgium! Anything at all!
"Uh when did you get here? I didn't even notice you were here!" Real smooth there.
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He crouches awkwardly by her, not quite able to leave and not really wanting to stay.
"Ah, that's all right." It's a mostly automatic response. People usually don't notice him, after all.
"I'm just, um, this movie isn't..." even in the darkness of the theater can she tell that his face is getting redder? He blurts out, "I'm sorry! It- It's not what it looks like. This is all out of context!"
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Ah, she really did need to try harder and not slack off all the time. Or maybe not get herself into embarrassing situations.
"You don't need to apologise for my sake! It's all my fault that these things happen!"
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"No, really, nothing is your fault. I'd not even met you when most of those things happened! I'm really sorry that you had to see that though. P-please don't think any worse of England and France for it?"
He'll understand if she thinks badly of him, but the others were just... trying to help, really... Even though it'd been embarrassing at the time it was okay... (but no, really, it's still embarrassing!)
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"What are you talking about? A lot of the stuff I did was before I met you too so there's nothing to be worried about! And it's all the in the past anyway, so you'll be fine!" Although, that doesn't change that all the things before were embarrassing. ...Nor would it really change her opinion of England and France. They were just weird anyway.
Still, there was something else on her mind now. "Hey, Canada, mind if I ask you something? What did you see up there?" Because she was pretty sure both England and France were the same as ever when she was growing up! ...Well, maybe except England but still!
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Urr... They... there were scenes of embarrassing moments in my history. [He says it in a rush. Please say that's enough to go on. He doesn't want to give details.]
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IV
(himself when he was young. himself being poor. he and spain. trying to make it as a country and feeling and looking like a country bumpkin. his first failures in indonesia. his first awkward crush. amsterdam.)
he sees belgium sinking into her seat out of the corner of his eye. that's the last straw. he stands up abruptly, grabbing his sister by the arm in a rough attempt to get her to stand as well. ) We're leaving. ( he announces curtly, letting go of belgium and going into his pocket for his cigarettes and lighter. he doesn't wait to see if she follows, simply heads towards the aisle. )
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However, much to her surprise, he didn't say anything. Instead, she was more shocked that he just asked to leave with her. She didn't need to be told twice. Without another moment to lose, she quickly walked out with her brother before looking right back at him]
Uh....thanks, I needed that. [Pause] You...didn't see anything did you?
Theater V
( EXCUSE YOU KINKY FRANCO-ENGLISH-GERMANIC ROBOT BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HIT BELGIUM
Look, Bel, Spain's been here and done that and he's really, really sorry but he's just going to grab her and try to pull her as quickly as he can out of the robot's range. He'll give her a truly apologetic smile and manage one of those shaky but good natured laughs, )
Let's get out of here!
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Bend over! You deserve what you get!
What are you talking about? If you need me to clean up, you could have said so! You don't have to be so-
[And just as the robot was about to give chase to the young nation, she was quickly pulled to the side by a familiar looking man]
S-Spain? How did- [Once again, she didn't even finish before the robot decided it had enough! Be prepared, Spain, it got its paddle ready!]
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( Or not because the next thing he knows, he's getting accosted by a paddle. He was so cool for a short moment. ) Shouldn't you have a broom instead!
... And wearing a cute dress too! ( Like a proper henchman you good for nothing robot. Spain will kink shame you to hell and back if you keep this up. ) I think Belgica and I could teach this rude machine some manners, don't you think?
( Did he just invite Belgium to a bar fight )
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[She shouted before attempting to push him out of the way! Of course, as she did so, she nearly missed said paddle landing right on top of her!] Naughty servants need to be punished!
[It said before it started to run toward Belgium once more. As the blond looked back at her former boss, her eyes just widen]
Eh? How can we fight without any weapons? We need to think of something quickly! [Well, she's not turning it down!]
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I'll punch it again. ( Implying he's done this once already. ) And again and again and again and--
( Spain's foot, meet cleaning Robot when it tries to hit Belgium again. Let's be real, it isn't very effective but he's frustrated and it feels good to blow off some steam tbh. )
I thought I told you if you wanted someone to clean up you had to ask nicely, you!
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You want a bigger punishment? The both of you need to be disciplined like the little sluts that you are!
[It said before trying to use the paddle sideways to throw both nations off guard. However, Belgium was not having any of that! Screw the weapons.]
Oh, now you're just asking for it! [She shouted before she went to grab said paddle away! Now what?]
I cannot believe these two
If we take the paddle away then it can't hit us anymore!
( I have no idea how firmly these things are attached or whatever but it's probably still trying to swing so Spain will throw himself over the robotic arm. It's taken to swatting him with it's free hand but it's more annoying than painful. The adrenaline is so real right now.
Belgium when you get the paddle beat this robot good. )
two dorks fighting against a robot, who will win?