[ A movie about cute ponies? Sign Pearl up!

But... then the ponies are murdered. Pearl sits, blinking for a long moment, her brain trying to comprehend what is now occurring. Why is everyone naked...? What about the ponies, don't they care...? Hey, what are they-- oh dear nope is that Mystic Maya oh no

With a shriek, Pearl flies from the theater, stumbling over people as she goes. Once free of that horror, she doubles over. ]

I thought this movie was supposed to be about ponies!

[ All she wanted was a movie about magic and friendship, was that too much to ask for. ]

[ Well, this is an improvement over whatever the heck became of the pony movie. Pearl is greatly enjoying the teary tenderness intermixed with happy memories.

Well, until she elbows her own popcorn off her lap and it falls everywhere. ]

Oh, no... [ She starts to clean it up herself when she is smacked in the shoulder and hears, "FILTHY CHILD WHORE. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED." come from the offending robot. ]

Wh--what? [ what the actual hell

Ten seconds later she's gotten into a fight with a robot, because wow rude much. It's probably not a fight she's winning, despite her skills in punching grown men. ]