//TESTDRIVE.EXE

[reparator]

"I'm the reason half of you are drunk at the moment." (CEO-SAN, NO...) "I'm the reason half of you are drunk at the moment." (CEO-SAN, NO...)

//TESTDRIVE.EXE The lights flicker overhead, music blaring from the speakers as you step inside, every sound drowned out except for that hypnotic tune. The walls are painted in an array of hypnotic colors, saturated to the point where your attention doesn't know where to land, and all kinds of screens hang from each corner, showing flashing images of ads, gadget after gadget appearing in a second to show you the best of what Ceres has to offer. Dancing bodies flank each side of the large ballroom, bodies with eyes that look hollow and their faces too symmetrical. They'll occasionally glance at you and smile, maybe even engage and offer to take you to one of the private rooms in the back. However, their words are interrupted when the lights suddenly turn brighter and focus on the center where a raised platform sits. A man appears in the center, one hand raised to silence the music while the other holds a microphone. "It's been some time, hasn't it? As you may or may not know, I am the CEO and founder of CERES, Julius Vincere, and you can say, I'm the reason half of you are drunk at the moment." He chuckles lightly before continuing, "For a second there, I was worried we wouldn't make it, but I placed my confidence in all of you. I knew you'd surpass my expectations when I first brought you here, and you were able to utilize our tools to perfection. As you may have suspected by the gallons of champagne being passed around at my behest-" He pauses to reach out for a glass, snatching it from one of the wait staff passing by before raising it to the crowd. "We've finally obtained our first victory here on Cerealia. The colony is ours completely and will be fully functional from this day forward. Please enjoy all the luxurious amenities we have put together, and join me in journeying towards a new and better future. Together, we will expand our territory here and reach even further horizons. And by all means, don't be shy with the staff. They're also here for your entertainment." He gestures around the room, smiling before taking a sip of his champagne. Applause echoes from the crowd while Julius steps off the stage, handing the mic to one of the staff before pausing for pictures and interviews from reporters. You stand in the crowd as the lights dim once more, lost in a sea of people and wondering where to go next.

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ 1801 ] The screens lining the walls inside even extend into the bathrooms and the back rooms, playing commercial after commercial, all CERES themed, as you mingle with the other guests, but occasionally, the image transforms into a flash of something else. It appears for a split-second. There's the face of a woman, lips parted in a soundless cry. She looks to be in pain, fingers pressed to the screen. It's so quick that most don't register it, barely even notice it's there unless they focus. The party continues without incident, otherwise. Because it's a pretty damn good party, isn't it? There's plenty of food, strong drinks - hey, no one under seventeen is allowed to drink - and many decorative people. Just ignore that feeling of being watched! You're just so good looking, after all. PHASE II [ ???? ] A room sits in the back with several helmets characters can wear to upload themselves into ViViD, a state of the art virtual reality game, and enter one of the game stages to participate in a team mission. They can sample a few minutes of gameplay as they enter a short battle with one of the NPC creatures. They'll quickly become familiar with the state-of-the-art technology as all pain and wounds experienced inside will feel real and will appear on each character's body. But what an awesome game it is. With amazing digital quality surround, it's a world like none other... but be careful not to fall too fast! (Those monsters even smell real, don't they?) Feel free to talk to Vidia, the game host, if you need help getting things going! PHASE III [ 2134 ] The evening is wearing on, the dance floor is becoming more crowded. The music seems oppressive by now. People are feeling charged with adrenaline, or feeling the intensity rise in the mood. Maybe a new partner is the right choice to go with- or maybe you can talk to a wallflower. But one thing is for certain... The loud vibrations disguise the fact that something is moving over the vents. You can hear it in the background, the rustling sound that agitates your ears. But hey, maybe it's nothing, right? After all, it's just a party... Maybe you'll want to go into the back rooms for a bit to... explore your new friends? The rooms (and your companions) are quite pretty and cozy, and can be adjusted with holograms to create a room for your desired mood. After all, it's a little too noisy when you're not alone, but the sudden silence might get oppressive too... [ Feel free to get intimate or just get out of the party and sleep off the drinks, but remember, anything above PG stuff must go into your own journals and under NO circumstances will unwanted propositioning be allowed or any non-consensual activity lest you want to be locked in a cold box on top of a huge ice cube for the rest of the night. Naked. Please use your own discretion, the minimum age for intimacy is 15-16. ] PHASE IV [ 0243 ] In the quieter corners of the party, it becomes more ever-present until something falls on your eye. It's red. Warm... As you gaze up, you see a dead body faced down, the half-sliced face lying against the ventilation screen. The body's eyes remain open, staring down at you. Screams and sounds of shock sound, and the party halts. As the security filters in to investigate the body, the rustling only grows louder. It's then that they suspect something is in the vents. It's crawling avidly across the ceiling, and lights fall one by one, exploding against the ground. There's barely a moment to register the chaos before the last knight of CERES appears. You can choose to run. You can choose to engage. The knight won't let you leave its sight alive. But you know you have to do something. Be it protecting the innocents there, or fighting off the creature that seems to only be there to harm you and your friends, old and new. And you do want to protect this place, because it's just been won... don't you? BONUS [ whyo'clock ] There's a ball pit hidden in one of the auxiliary rooms. All invited parties are given a maximum of one hour to have fun time in the ball pit. They must not exceed their one hour or they will be forcibly removed by the security droids. Please keep all food and alcohol out of the ball pit. Do not have any genital parties in the ball pit. The ball pit is sacred to CERES. [ The party will be long, so take your time enjoying each scenario... and dreading it. At the end of it all, things will be calmed down and you're free to enjoy the night as you please. Remember to keep things PG (the FAQ below elaborates!), and absolutely no forcing any R-rated things with anyone below 15-16 (so be sure to ask their age, right?) or the droids will have a little fun chasing you around! Do enjoy the pretty views of the gorgeous digital city though. Which seems strangely quiet, but at this late hour, why not, right? ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's first test drive! Please forgive our appearance as we are going through the final stages game completion. While most pages are under development and/or hidden from the public eye, please don't feel discouraged, since knowing everything doesn't always make the experience. Your characters will know as little as you. For your convenience, we have compiled a mini-FAQ - please read it thoroughly before playing. Thank you! FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS HOW DID MY CHARACTER GET HERE? You may have been just been doing their day-to-day activities - be it swimming or fighting demons - but the next moment, a crack and blinding light - now you're here, in your best attire, celebrating. The memories of your at-home activities fade away like a fleeting dream, and it's replaced with the feeling of happiness. ( You haven't forgotten your past, just that anything you were doing seems far too distant to be important. ) Must be something in the air. You can't remember clearly fighting for CERES, and whatever this Julius Vincere is telling you might be complete bullshit for all you know, but something influences you to play along anyway - if you think about it long enough, perhaps you had fought for CERES after all...? WHO/WHAT IS CERES? WHAT IS CEREALIA? You mean... you don't remember? After all the help you gave it? WHAT FORMAT CAN WE USE FOR THIS TESTDRIVE? Action (brackets/prose), video/voice, and texting are all available via your CEREVICE at this moment. Most functions are currently undergoing a system update, but as long as it is still connected to the Auralia Network, it will be available for communicative uses. WHAT IS ViVID? An amazing VR game! The demo version of ViViD will be here to play, aren't you excited? It's played with headsets that immediately allow you to experience full-body simulation, without having to move out of your seat! You can enjoy the demo world, design your own, play alone, play with a team, but remember, the boss must be beaten! Please check the phase ii thread for details and interactions! SO... PHASE III? Sexy things can happen, you're getting hot and heavy on the dance floor, and there are rooms in the back that can be decorated to your mood, after all. REMEMBER, the age of consent is 15-16, please use your own discretion and don't upset people. For the test drive, any situation that goes above PG (beyond kissing/grinding/light making out... We're lenient) must go into threads in your own journals. Any creeper behavior or unwanted advances will get an IC boot into the Frozen Locker with "Let it Go" on repeat. POWER LIMITATIONS? Actually, no, the characters don't have any of their abilities locked or otherwise suppressed. More info will be i the official FAQ, but so long as you don't destroy the entire game ( and we trust you can use your powers responsibly— as does CERES! ), limitations are nonexistent. OKAY, WHAT ABOUT PREVIOUS GAME MEMORIES? It's completely acceptable to bring a character that has been in a previous game to Cerealia! THE NAME LOOKS FAMILIAR. . . Yes, a loosely related setting concept with a place called CEREALIA was pitched for an ExitVoid phase before the moderators decided to close the game for good. A few of us got together with the original pitchers of the idea since we thought it really awesome and with a lot of potential and decided to try our own thing with it! ARE THE GAMES RELATED? Nope. Not at all, it's been rehashed from the ground up and built to stand on its own as an original place and game. We'll keep coming back to this, so don't worry.

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[mistified]

[ She's in a ballpit, does anyone really think she's going to care who she hits at this point. Still, when she hears that guy yelling, it's all she can do to hold back from swinging yet another ball at his face because of his stupid question. ]

I told you to duck, not take it with your face!!

[ And it takes her a moment to realize that the guy is holding a weapon. A really, bloody HUGE weapon. ]

Woah, careful with that thing!! Do you want to take someone's eye out?! It's just a bloody ball pit, oi!

[penetrating]

[ Oh yeah. That. He'd forgotten he'd woken up with it out and ready for action, and he's not the type of guy to go around poking civilians, so he immediately makes it dissolve in his hands and disappear from sight. ]

I didn't have it out to fight! I just happened to be holdin' it when I showed up here. Where the hell is 'here' anyway?

[ He looks around, still unsure what the balls are. At first, he thought they were bomb creatures, but they weren't moving or growing. So now, he just assumes they're a bunch of pointless balls that still may or may not be acting like quicksand. ]

Hey, you didn't see anyone else with uniforms like this, did you? Where did everyone go? Ace! You're not trapped in here, too, are you?

[ He starts moving aside some balls and looking around, momentarily forgetting the ball to the face, too. He's more concerned about the fact that he apparently warped dozens of miles away from his mission in like a milisecond. ]

[mistified]

How should I know? I just ended up here somehow, too. This place is nuts.

[ She grumbles- the guy is totally taking the fun out of the ball pit here. She hasn't been in one in... ever. But at his question, she blinks as she absently gathers some balls into her arms as she slides herself down. ]

There's been a few people in and out of here, and those spray things keep cleaning the place up. Pretty cool though. But I don't think there's an Ace in here. And- wah!!

[ She might have connected with his leg while wading through because the next thing she knows, it's tugging under hers and she manages to drop right onto him- drowning him in the balls and tangled in the mass of wriggling madness. ]

Hey, get your leg away from my foot!! And keep your head up, do you want to choke?!!

[penetrating]

[ Nine goes down like a pile full of bricks, falling deep into the pit and feeling all the balls instantly drown him. Against reason, he immediately starts struggling and flailing everywhere, trying to keep from sinking deeper into the pit, though he doesn't think he's in any real danger. The pit is only about three feet deep at most, and the plastic balls haven't grown teeth or exploded... not that it makes this situation any better.

He still has to deal with this lady's limbs going everywhere and digging into his bladder, reminding him he really should have peed before the last battle. ]

Ugh- owww! Move your arm, lady!!

[ He tries to shove her off as gently as he can manage since he's well aware of his strength, but he also likes not suffocating and not wetting himself. ]

Why'd you take me down with you?! I was lookin' for a way out of this thing! Oi, watch where you're flailing, too!

[ That is definitely not his bladder she's digging her elbow into now!! He's now in a desperate hurry to get her off and put a bit more distance between them, seeking sweet refuge and oxygen. ]

[mistified]

[ Who the hell told this moron to be so big?? She yelps herself, trying to dodge his flailing arms and she might have a pair of balls under her arm pressing into his crotch, but they're a better thing to have there than say, her knee. ]

I'm- trying! If you stop moving, I'll be able to- eek!

[ Thank you, Nine, all that pushing and shoving and wriggling only ends up with her foot connecting with his face and kicking him right back in it, though she manages to scramble back thanks to it. ]

Geez, watch where you're wriggling! Hey! Hey, you didn't die, did you?

[ She manages to get some footing before she reaches out and grabs his arm, tugging him up and above the balls in a seating position, and wincing at the area she kicked. ]

Does it hurt? Don't move, I can heal you. How many fingers am I holding up?

[ Two, but it gives her enough time to distract him to get him above the balls. ]

Sheesh. Didn't know anyone was capable of turning a ballpit into a danger zone. Where the heck did you drop in from, wiseguy?

[penetrating]

[ Oh, that one's going to sting for a while. Nine can feel his face aching and burning tremendously from the contact, and he stumbles back and grabs his nose while hoping he doesn't start spurting blood everywhere. Won't that just be the greatest end to this already shitty situation? More scars to decorate his already split-up face, trapped in a pit with plastic bombs, kidnapped, and now bleeding profusely while he doesn't have curaga equipped.

He manages to blink away a few spots while still holding his nose and looking a little dazed before he snaps out of it and swats the lady's hand away. ]

Stop that! I'm fine, I'm fine. This is nothin.' I've had worse. I told you before to stop movin'!! I may not look like I know what I'm talkin' about, but I totally know what I'm talkin' about.

[ He wouldn't be this close to losing his nose if she'd have stayed put like he told her. What's wrong with her? Since when has flailing ever helped? ]

And it's Nine. Not 'wiseguy'. Class Zero's Nine. Who the hell are you?