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ioculus2014-12-13 04:57 pm
ofmisfortune) wrote in ioculus2014-12-13 04:57 pm
coworkers001.exe
Work. Love it or hate, you gotta make a living - but coworkers don't always make it so easy! Sure makes for some fun CR, though, don't you think? That's why you gotta have...
Tʜᴇ CᴏWᴏʀᴋᴇʀ Mᴇᴍᴇ
HOW THIS WORKS :
Tʜᴇ CᴏWᴏʀᴋᴇʀ Mᴇᴍᴇ
HOW THIS WORKS :
- Look for a thread below with the header that contains your character's profession! If you don't see one, make it!
- Respond by filling out the form below. Nice and easy.
- Now, browse around and hit up some threads! Throw around some ideas for the workplace, or maybe even at other businesses that your character may frequent.
- Pat yourself on the back. That's what we call team effort!
HOST CLUB
host
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
At being a host, he's pretty smooth; knows how to make the ladies swoon almost a little too well. Plays the perfect gentleman, great at keeping appearances.
Coworkers probably notice that he's a bit on the lazy side, though... Only does what he has to, really, since he's a spoiled rich kid who's used to having a servant pick up the slack. Sometimes just falls asleep on the furniture. He'll get along with everyone pretty great, probably, except he's a little handsy and there's juuust something not right about him - or is it just your imagination?
Looking for any particular CR here?:
All of it. Particularly, I'd like him to have that one guy he can't stand, but has to act nice to. Maybe a bro to be super secret skeeves with. Guys night needs to be a thing. Also, customers pls!!
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McCERES
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Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
america is actually the manager of mcceres which means he's..... in charge. it's so bad. usually he just sits in the manager's office while on shift and dicks around on the cerevice until he can leave. plays flappy bird. does a fat lot of nothing. sometimes he'll come out and get free food. SOON though, soon he is going to start trying to uh... Make Changes. remember that bug in the mildly content meals? yeah he's not gonna have that. he's going to start demanding cute toys like.... stuffed animals or like, stickers. he's also going to try and get new specials. i'm gonna make him start advertising on the network, it'll be bad. i'm also probably gonna get him fired eventually, we'll see.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE ELSE WORKS AT THE MCCERES so definitely come to me, customers. lmao anyone who wants to complain to the manager about their terrible burger would be hilarious.
Anything else?:
#adult
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all of the eastern hemisphere needs to step up their fast food game, the freaks
CERES
secretary at ceres' main research branch
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Mitsuru is a super hard worker - works almost too hard. Efficiently does everything she has been assigned to do with no fuss and no complaints. As such she earns a lot due to this and her numerous ViViD visits.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
She's all business and isn't really inclined to be social at work, so people who are willing to meet her outside of her work and drag her out are mainly what I'm looking for. Mitsuru is not good with people or being social.
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research assistant
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Marcie keeps to herself, she gets very involved in her research and sometimes doesn't emerge from it until hours later. She's a good team player, but people would have to come to her first for it: she's had bad luck with making any sort of acquaintances in her old world because of the fact she smells and is the obvious outcast. Regardless, she's a very strict worker and believes in keeping focused on it!
Looking for any particular CR here?:
Oh man, anyone who would want to talk and treat a girl that smells like hot dogs gains any interest for her. She's very shy and very guarded, so it might take awhile, but with the right person she can hit it off! Anyone who shares an interest in science/research/mystery solving/etc. is someone she will openly converse with.
data entry at ceres labs
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Extremely hardworking and efficient, sometimes to a fault. He doesn't take overtime, but that's just because he makes it a point to finish everything before dismissal.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
Anything goes! People he needs to pick up after, people to compete with him over efficiency, anything and everything. Or people to go out to tea with for long philosophical discussinos.
ceres lab security
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Delita doesn't do much, but he follows rules and regulations almost to the letter. There's pretty much no indication that you could get away with anything on his watch. He's not unfriendly, but he's not like HEY BUDDY! :D :D either.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
Delita will need people to talk to him outside of work, whether that be trying to get away with stuff (just because he plays the part of being a really hard worker does not mean he wouldn't fake it... for the right reasons) or just because they think Mr. Security Guard should do something that isn't "frown slightly at everyone".
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if someone wanted to say, break into the labs -- would delita try and stop them
purely hypothetical of course
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he probably would not trust america enough to just break into the labs without saying something beforehand, but if he had a good enough reason/explanation and brought it up before he might be willing to!
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but aw come on JUST LET IT FLY THIS ONCE. he might try and talk delita into it if possible.
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also he's not sure he thinks america is... smart enough... to get away with something
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maybe???
probably.
POSSIBLY.
anyway he'd probably be expecting to get caught like a loser
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OPERATION: ANNOY INFO OUT OF CERES
test subject at ceres research center
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
so if that whole tea shop waiter job does not pan out, this is the next option! England might actually volunteer for this if it will help him get home faster. see? he's not unreasonable!
still, i imagine pride is the big issue here. if he's allowing people to prod at him like he's some lab rat for money, he's not going to want anyone to know. it'll be a secret.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
nothing in particular, unless you want them to be lab rat buddies! or have someone see him going into the research facility? or see him all marked up. i'm a horrible person.
GYM/RECREATIONAL CENTER
kendo instructor
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Basically married to his work--back home. He's less concerned with his work here, but is still completely consistent and never shirks on his shifts. Because. He's a killjoy workaholic that way.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
Anyone who goes to the gym to exercise or for practice would be fabulous. In particular, anyone who uses swords/wants to learn how to use swords, hit me up. He'll teach other kidnappees much more willingly than anyone else he usually would, because he thinks it's a good use of his time.
Matches with people who already know how to use a sword are also excellent, he's surprisingly competitive.
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he'd definitely be interested though!
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Sousei might need to go a bit easy on him since he isn't very strong
lifeguard
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic: Oz is only a part-time worker and he doesn't have a lot of hours, since he can live off of his student stipend and prefers to spend his time hanging out with friends and exploring the city.
THAT SAID, whenever he is on duty, he's a very good employee! He takes his job very seriously since it's about KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE so he's timely, attentive and a quick learner. He's also pretty easy to get along with, so coworkers will be treated well and so will anyone swimming on his watch.
Looking for any particular CR here?: Just getting to know other coworkers would be neat!! He'll befriend anyone but if someone's a frequent pool-user he'll probably go out of his way to introduce himself and try to get to know them, too. Basically I'm up for anything so just hit me up!
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okay despite my inexorable slowness i am humbly requesting pool shenanigans at some point
because russia is a terrible lifeguard, just terrible
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aerobics instructor
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Shirasu is a very hard worker, diligent and professional. He's not entirely sure what an aerobics instructor does, so his classes will be more like endurance training than jazzercise. But as leader of the Fuuma, training is what he does, and he enjoys teaching. He'll be nice to you if you're nice to him. Unless you're Sousei.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
Definitely characters who go to the gym should come and say "hi". People are welcome to notice that he and Sousei do not get along. Fellow gym employees please talk to him and make friends. He doesn't have any. Shirasu will try and keep his distance from people unless he can use them. And even then, he still won't form relationships easily.
If anyone wants to train/spar/throw down/etc., he'd love that.
Anything else?:
(Not Shirasu, but this is my favorite thing in the manga.)
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i want to log out awkward work conflicts somedayno subject
I am counting on it, omg.CERES Marketplace
cosmetic sales attendant
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Kaoru is pretty much the model employee! Always punctual, helping out without being asked to whenever there's a problem that needs taking care of, covering people during rushes, handling any rough or picky customers with an endless well of patience, etc. He's very helpful wherever he can be, especially to fellow coworkers, and will be willing to pick up shifts and do favors. He's also an excellent conversationalist and knows his way around the products by now, so he'll be able to help pretty much anyone who comes in as a customer, too.
THAT SAID, coworkers will probably find him a little distant. He's definitely one of those employees who, despite being pleasant and friendly while on the job, doesn't give away anything personal and doesn't go out of his way to spend time with anyone after work. Trying to contact him without looking him up in the name directory will also be a little difficult, since he doesn't give out his number freely and will rarely give his address either.
Looking for any particular CR here?: I'M UP FOR ANYTHING. Customers who need help selecting their products, fellow coworkers to sales push with, etc. Kaoru also does makeup on request both in and out of the store, so if your character ever needs to be dolled up for a special occasion HE WILL BE THERE.
liquor store cashier
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
you know when you go to the liquor store only to discover that half of it is behind the cash register being consumed by the cashier? russia is that guy. he drinks on the job, like, all the time. surprisingly enough, doesn't get drunk very much because his tolerance is RIDICULOUS and his blood is pretty much 100° proof but also: no, russia. bad. also he sucks at checking IDs and will sell to just about anyone who wants some booze because and all he wants to do is [glug glug cash register noise]
that said, he's a hard worker, for what... his job entails. it would be awesome if one day he ends up owning the place, but that is unlikely because he's terrible.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
COWORKERS, CUSTOMERS, other fellow vodka enthusiasts? i'm not sure how coworkers would work unless it's just... stocking new shipments of booze, or shift swaps or whatever, but bring it all to me I AM SURE IT WILL WORK OUT JUST FINE. but chances are, if you want some alcohol for recreational drinking that isn't located at a bar, you will probably visit this place. BOTTLES IN PAPER BAGS YEAH CLASSY
LIBRARY
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Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic: Patchy is vERY VERY DEDICATED SHE TAKES HER JOB SERIOUSLY. Like wow she's actually getting paid to do this, amazing. Returned books are rarely left sitting for more than a day and she probably keeps the registry updated within the hour. Although she kinda fits the 'bitchy librarian' subtype in that she can be short with anyone who wants extensive help and will probably be reading whenever she's not occupied.
Looking for any particular CR here?: Does anyone else even work in the library atm is she the sole librarian yet again...............if not tho anything goes. She's not particularly chatty, but she doesn't mind talking about literature in a semi-educated manner.
Anything else?:
NITEO
BOUNCER
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
Kara takes this job... kind of seriously. She tosses people out if they get into too much trouble without a second thought and doesn't stand for club goers being pushy! If someone inside checks out someone's butt, she'll be threatening them with (weakened) heat vision and (still awesome) punches. She also doesn't really care if it loses the place money, she doesn't stand for that shit.
Looking for any particular CR here?:
I just want her to throw more people out over misunderstandings or something she didn't realise was harmless tbh. That or bonding with people over... security jobs... if you can call it that.
Anything else?:
CERES Food Stop
Tea shop waiter
Profile Link: Link
Work Ethic:
if anything here, England loves tea. he knows a lot about it already and will be able to learn about the product. whether he's a good waiter or not depends on the customer (or on how he's feeling that day). he can be snippy and sarcastic, and is not afraid to insult customers if they are rude to him. the thing is, England is used to being in a position of power. he's usually working with the government or even side by side with his monarch, so being a waiter does not appeal to him. he believes it is beneath him.
if he does manage to get past the snark, England could be a hard worker, because he needs the money. so, yes. he'll do the job if it benefits him in some way. he probably won't hold this job for very long with this attitude wow...
Looking for any particular CR here?:
oh man. customers! customers that might make England want to stay. a rival or coworker to
flirtbutt heads with might be fun too. give him a reason to come into work!Anything else?:
were you expecting me to link to filthy pictures of the ero ambassador waiter? shame on you, you perverts. that's what google is for