phase i; terrible
[ ITP: One girl dressed in what seems like an cheap expensive, yellow Sail*r Moon knockoff standing between...dead...dying bodies of elves. As if the sight isn't enough, she starts poking one of the elf using the tip of her foot.. ]

Oh my, oh my. [ Covering her mouth with a hand, she lets out a gasp. ] What might have led you guys to this fate, hm? A~nyway, since you guys are so afraid of whores!

[ Commence ball kicking. Literally. ]

phase iv; even more terrible
[ Santa's job is to spread gifts and happiness around the world to every nice children who deserve one. Which is to say, Mari is perfectly qualified for one! That's why when you reach the Ice Queen's place, you'll find one girl in yellow winter coat who's clearly not the Ice Queen sitting...in said Ice Queen's throne, as Santa comes bringing her tea and cookies on a plate. ]

Ah, thank you so much! Earl gray tea is the only way. Whooo's the good Santa? [ That him, he's the good Santa. Why does he look so afraid of her tho. ]

bonus; the most terriblest
[ But why would someone run from just a simple mistletoe! Not Mari, definitely not. After glancing at the mistletoe above her and you, she blinks her sparkling big, red eyes at you instead, and-- ]

Mistletoe! [ Does this innocent shock comes off as sincere or... ] Wouldn't that mean we have to kiss now? M-mari... is so nervous, she has never kissed anyone before, or even...touch. [ She cups her face in both hands, face turning scarlet at the nasty thought!! ]

Aah, oh no, what would my fans say if they see how obscene I'm being! Mari's so naughty, such a bad girl!