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//TESTDRIVE4.0.EXE

MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's fourth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


sewayaku: (gawrsh)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-05 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah OZ. Unlike certain cats, Zara doesn't have any illusions of grandeur and doesn't mind being asked about them - he's aware that most of the Huma here don't recognize his kind - but appreciates the conscious effort to be polite. He chuckles softly at that response. ]

Goodness... Considering the endurance of those "robots," that might have been a real possibility. [ what am robot?? still don't know. ] But you're quite welcome. I was in the same spot not too long ago, myself.
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rider | fate/stay night

[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-05 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Phase I

[Rider...doesn't understand these things. She plays the games almost effortlessly, but the prizes utterly confuse her. Part of her wants to toss them away, but she feels that would be wrong. To throw away a prize she won unnecessarily feels like a waste of the effort she went through to win them.

So instead she'll approach someone who doesn't look busy and tap their shoulder.
]

Pardon me, I was wondering if you wanted this. You may find more use for it than me.

[So says the suspiciously sultry long haired woman, offering up what is essentially a sex toy while speaking in a low quiet voice. This is completely legit.]

Phase III

[Rider does not appreciate being touched without permission. It's a sign of an enemy to her and, with the way the androids are acting, they may as well be hostile to her.

So the moment they try to drag her she materializes her chain daggers and immediately stabs two robots latching onto her in the head, sharply flinging them away to shake them off. She uses the chains to pierce and cut away at any other robots next to her as well.

And, if there's anyone else clearly bothered by the machines, she'll do the favor of destroying them the same way without the need for prompting.
]
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pyrrha nikos | rwby

[personal profile] reuser 2014-11-05 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
» bonus.
[ Scene:

Girl walks through the pleasure district, quietly admiring the festivities, a politely guarded smile on her face. At passersby, said smile warms. Some people get a greeting, others a nod. She makes a point of not ignoring anyone.

Machine stalks girl. It does not intend to make noise in its efforts but there’s a faint, near imperceptible scrape announcing it.

Girl turns around.

Machine dings happily and stills, glad for the attention.

Girl, having no particular need for condoms tonight, eyes it for a moment longer before turning back around and resuming her walk.

Repeat the scene three or twelve times before girl finally lets her semblance flare a small, invisible pulse of magnetic energy. Ideally, this would keep the machine where it is. What happens instead is a true spectacle: having all of its metallic parts held in place by Pyrrha’s semblance, it struggles desperately in vain to move, its innards creaking spectacularly.

Eventually, the condom dispenser falls over and begins screaming—turns out, it had an alarm to prevent being tampered with.

Pyrrha spins around, eyes wide. She blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, ]


I’m sorry!

[ Seriously though, that is loud. ]

Would you like this? I won it earlier.

[ Yes, she is treating the fallen condom machine like a crying child, and she holds up the stuffed pimp to show it or something. What is even happening anymore.

Realizing this is quite ridiculous, she eventually turns her attention to trying to lift the fallen machine back up. That close, however, the alarm is threatening to burst her eardrums in, and her entire face scrunches up in defense.

Come in at any point, she sure could use the assistance. ]
springful: (i'm getting a movie???)

phase iii;

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-05 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Rider?!

[The robots were indeed bothering Sakura since getting dragged onto a dance floor with a robot is not her idea of fun okay. She definitely just about had it latched on, but in comes her hero... Or Servant, in this case. She's definitely grateful, but. That wasn't how she was expecting to get out of that situation...]

Um, thank you. I didn't realize you were here too.
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-05 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[She had already sensed Sakura's presence and wastes no moment saving her from the machines, quickly and smoothly making her way to the girl's side. Such unpleasant machines aren't befitting for her and she knows her Master cannot hope to fight back against their strength.]

Stay beside me Sakura. [She has to raise her voice a little higher than normal because of the music drowning her out, but is still vigilant for any other machines.] I will lead you away from here.
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phase i

[personal profile] projections 2014-11-05 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Rider taps Shirou's shoulder he turns around and stares at her with wide eyes.]

Oh, Rider? [Why are you handing him a sex toy? Shirou's face flushes with a strange color of red clearly showing his embarrassment. ]

N-No, I don't need it either. [He immediately rejects her offer without holding back.] First of all, where did you acquire such a thing?
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-05 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
I won it in one of the games. [She turns her head toward the booth.] Why don't you want it? ...Does it displease you in some way?

[She's not offended or anything, since she is just offering it to anyone who wants it, but how flushed he is makes her curious.]
springful: (quietly resents rin in the corner)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-05 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[nodding] Alright. Please lead the way then.

[Time to follow Rider... But really, if there's anyone who could get her out of here quickly and efficiently, it would be her. Sakura doesn't say much after, but it's a comfortable silence.]
projections: manga icons are not shareable (casually cosplays enjou)

[personal profile] projections 2014-11-05 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
I see. [That explains a lot. It explains too much.]

Actually, it doesn't displease me. [How can Shirou explain without making this situation more awkward? He's letting his eyes wander as he tries to come up with an acceptable excuse as to why he doesn't need it. That much should be obvious already!! ]

I'm happy you're offering me something you don't need. [Rider's considerate too in her own weird way. ]

I just don't have a use for it either. Maybe you can keep it as a souvenir?
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-05 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Stay close.

[She begins to move through, launching her daggers at any robot that tries to come near from either side. They're very persistent, she'll give them that much, but she doesn't understand why this is happening. What's the point of all these robots? She scowls as she clears a path and they're finally away from the dance floor, but the robots are still coming.]

Sakura, we should retreat. [She turns around and reaches out for her hand.] May I carry you?

[It would be wasteful to use her Noble Phantasm, but she can run quickly enough even if she's carrying Sakura.]
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-05 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She still isn't certain how honest he is, the way he seems to fidget, but...]

Very well. [She'll accept it. Shirou is an honest man, so she will put her trust in him on this matter.] I'm sure it will make a proper decoration, someplace. Perhaps Sakura may like it.
harepiece: (a face you can trust)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-05 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[WHERE THERE IS CIEL Oz will follow, apparently. He must collect every facebook friend...

But at the neat moonlight trick, he perks up a little, interested.]


You should try one! The strawberry-peach is the best, I think, but they have a good cherry, too. [He has tried them all already, yes... That said, since he's just as interested in her abilities as he is in food:]

What were you doing just now?
harepiece: (give me sunlight)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-05 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Luckily for him Oz is not a rudeass in the personal space invasion regard (unless you're a close friend and then no mercy), so there's not even a slight hint that he's feeling inclined to grab a stranger's ears. That would be both weird and unpleasant...]

Ah— Just Oz is fine, if you want! I don't mind. [The sunny smile is maintained, accompanied with a little nod.] It's nice to meet you, too. [Even though the situation sure could be less awkward, good lord.]

Is it like that where you come from, then?
springful: (her ribbon's on the left!!)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-05 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Carry me...? [She sounds a little apprehensive of it at first since it'd probably be embarrassing. On the other hand, there's really no end to these robots, and she doesn't want to cause Rider any more trouble than necessary. If carrying her out is easier, then that's the best option, right?]

Yes, that's fine. Let's leave as quickly as possible.
lionly: (c ↯ to let my singing voice reach you)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-05 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[When Nesso's expression softens, so does Elza's as he voices a soft chuckle, his arms folding over his chest.] It's a relief to see you too. I'm glad you're all right.

[A pause as his tail swishes.]

Well, for now. We don't know if my charming lady friend has given up yet.
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-05 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Rider can sense the apprehension, Sakura never was good at hiding her feelings, but she only wants what's best right now. So she nods at the approval and bends down to lift Sakura up from the back of her legs, carrying the girl bridal style.]

Please hang on.

[She give the girl a moment to do so as she launches into a fast sprint and jumps high into the air seconds later. The air flings and rides around them, until Rider safely lands atop one of the buildings in a crouch.]

There.
lionly: (c ↯ that promise too?)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-05 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm thinking. Though, if that's the case, now what should I do...

[It was certainly quite a thing. Elza hasn't a clue where to start on that (and it was rather unnerving but), but either way. His expression lightens a bit as he offers Zara a smile.]

Hopefully I can keep being handy even when there aren't pinches. It'd be a shame not to be able to live up to my reputation. [He laughs, lifting one of his shoulders in an absent shrug.]
Edited 2014-11-05 10:19 (UTC)
lionly: (s ↯ smile to treasure)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-05 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Elza blinks at the answer... looks at what he has in his hand... and then he blushes a bit, surprised.] That's what this is? What are they doing handing something like this out for prizes.

[He turns his head with a groan, locating the nearest garbage and he tosses the device in his hand away. And it lands nicely in the garbage as he dusts off his hands.]

Pretty sure they're not like that where I'm from.
lionly: (s ↯ don't ruin it)

iii

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-05 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Never, in any of his years, has he heard that kind of language coming from a girl... Nor has he ever been swatted by one. So Elza just blinks, baffled, his ears twitching. It didn't hurt because of course it wouldn't. But still.]

My what?

[what on earth is a CPU and why does she want to rip it out of him]

I think you may be mistaking me for someone else.
lionly: (c ↯ say those things to you now)

iii

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-05 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon me.

[Who even said chivalry was dead-- it's not for Elza, who sees someone in trouble and immediately springs into action. That is to say, half-forcibly, half-politely insinuating himself between robot and Nadeko.]

I actually wanted to ask her something first. So if you'll excuse us.

[He looks at her and tips his head to say let's go over there with a conspiratorial wink.] Let's go, miss.
normcore: (by lesbian yellow-sour-fruit)

[personal profile] normcore 2014-11-05 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Patchouli...that's an interesting name. Like the herb, right?

[ This is a conversation she can have without any problem. Marcie's posture is horrible as is, but that earns a small straightening of her back. Their surroundings melt away as if they never existed in the first place. ]
normcore: (a combination of laughing and whizzing)

bonus

[personal profile] normcore 2014-11-05 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's hard for her to walk on the sidewalk when there's a machine — one that looks eerily similar to the one that was following her minutes before — and what looks to be a grown man staring at it. She looks over at him, leaning around the corner of the dispenser in hopes to catch his attention. ]

Uh, excuse me? I'd rather not get arrested for jaywalking, but I've got some investigating to do so if you could wrap this up that would be great.
mermaiding: (and I have left my parents)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-05 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oona frowns. Please, people just don't know what they're missing.] Is better fresh. Goes bad if sitting for too long, and they always put it on ice or something. Not same, not as good. [That's-- that's not the point Oona.]

Suppose could cook it. Still not same, but good. Ah! Or! Hmm... [She trails off, trying to think of the word she wants.] Su...si? Sushi? Had that, was good. Seaweed alright.

[Her stomach growls in protest of her talking about food and her gaze goes to Zara's caramel apple.....]
mermaiding: (Forgot in cruel happiness)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-05 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is place for it... [Being the pleasure district and all. She just looks amused.]

What is not? Prizes, or those device? [both eyebrows raise and she fights a smile.] You are knowledgeable in such things?
cheats: please do not take! (pic#8436214)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ciel's nose scrunches up when it starts to vibrate, but it's more because he's still confused at what it is in the first place. He's too innocent, so he still has no idea... ]

...What? What is it, then?

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