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//TESTDRIVE4.0.EXE

MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's fourth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


harepiece: (cut that shit out)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[CIEL...]

Lewd? [Because naturally he's not going to let that go, duh... Except he's looking more alarmed than amused, because he doesn't understand any of these future things but he has at least figured out the purpose of this district!!]

I thought it was a vending machine for those little rubber disk things! Frisbees?!

[look it's not his fault okay, the picture is blown up so huge...]
allweather: (freak)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[No, not unless it's one effect throughout. Death to letters falling in individually, in every line.]

Julius- that man from earlier? [He mulls this over; he's been here a day at best, but it's never too early to start wondering who around you has a secret dark past, right... That's a life lesson he's learned, unfortunately. That's not something they would have told them when they arrived, certainly.] Where did you learn that- that there were other people here before?
bigstick: (Default)

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ waving a hand dismissively in your direction, patchouli. get on out of here with that negative thinking, yo.

and by "negative", i mean "correct and logical" but whatever. ]


I would. I mean, if this is supposed to be some kind of sexbot -- which, duh, totally is, are you kidding me? -- then you would think it'd have some sort of ... empathy whatevers built in to pick up on the [ getting high pitched and hitting the robot again now ] Total! Distress! Of their target!

[ and yet the robot seems unfazed. america slumps down again against it. ]

This is stupid. I'm gonna break the robot.
allweather: (freak)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oz you have a problem.

Anyway, he does take it to take a look, and hm it isn't that heavy at all. Perhaps it's a paperweight for a few pieces of paper only...]


Oh- it isn't. Well, I haven't the slightest idea what it's supposed to be. Does it open, right here-?

[And now it is Reim's turn to try and wrench open this sexy tube thing.]
sunshade: pixiv id 104409 (➺ casting)

1/2

[personal profile] sunshade 2014-11-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ She says nothing while turning it over in her hands, examining it thoroughly and--

oh that sure is button let's press it ]
sunshade: pixiv id 149719 (➺ sunshine reflector)

[personal profile] sunshade 2014-11-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ ANDDDDDD THAT SURE IS A VIBRATOR ]

...it seems I've made a tactical error.

[ patchy no don't just stand there with a vibrator in your hands in front of a thirteen year old this is awful parenting even by murderparenting standards ]
nyet: <user name="nyet"> — ᴅɴᴛ (Default)

[personal profile] nyet 2014-11-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ ha ha ha 'subtle'

and of course, russia does follow, because that's what russia does—though he keeps in step with america instead of lagging behind, matching his strides despite the bustle of... everything. the option to leave america alone doesn't even occur to him, though to be fair, this is not an option russia often considers. with anyone.

the condom machine is definitely still following them.
]

Who was it who threw the apple in the first place?
sunshade: pixiv id 166247 (➺ silent selene)

[personal profile] sunshade 2014-11-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow, I feel hypoallergenic food warnings are too much to ask of these people. [ rolling her eyes

but she'll put her funnel cake down for a moment sorry about that marcie ]


Marcie? [ ... ] I am Patchouli.
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-05 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT, PENS MCGEE...

But he will totally invade Reim's personal bubble to peer upward, trying to see if he has more success with unlocking the magic of cheap prizes than Oz had.]


Do you think it's a token instead of a prize? Like if you collect a certain number, you can redeem them? [Maybe for one of those gel geckos that sticks to walls...]
bigstick: (Default)

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ get off his dick. but seriously, this guy is super unsurprised russia's following him because it's not like the guy has a... life... or any friends or social competence to make it through life. he's pitiable is what he is, america pities him.

that fucking machine though. ]


Okay, sure, I committed the action but you were definitely the impetus. Like, dude, have you ever seen your fuckin' face? God damn horrifying is what it is. Stuff of nightmares.

[ shooting a look over at russia and cringing dramatically. ]

Eurgh.

[ and then it's followed by a full body shudder before he bites into his new apple and keeps walking. ]
cantbewalled: (Fufufufufu--)

iii?

[personal profile] cantbewalled 2014-11-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Prussia had been laughing at America at first, because he's acting like getting hit on by a sexbot is the worst thing ever. Big baby! But then the thing sweeps him up and tries to drag him off and maybe this is getting a little out of hand.]

Just punch it in the head already! [He reaches out to grab America by the hand and pull him free since he's obviously not doing it himself.]
sunshade: pixiv id 104409 (➺ akiba summer)

[personal profile] sunshade 2014-11-05 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
'Sexbot'? [ just gonna float up and start observing the robot currently 'persuading' him. and. not still really helping him escape good lord. ] Robots designed for sexual behaviors? I wasn't aware there was such a thing.

Be my guest. But they don't go down easily.
cheats: (nO no no)

keywords

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ciel has regrets, and those regrets include opening his big stupid mouth. He sputters, stumbles over his words, then looks down because he can't look him in the face... ]

N— No, they aren't quite that big. They are, um... um.....

[ He trails off, mustering up the will to say it, then whispers the truth harshly into Oz's ear, and I'm not typing that out because I don't want to go to jail ]
allweather: (getting mad about notes)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-05 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He knows that reaction well, too... one-eyed losers are a dime a dozen.]

Ah— more often than not, yes. [Casually skirting the "everyone I know is depressed" issue.] It's... admirable, you know.

[He waves a hand, like, youths. Ciel is clearly an old man like himself, he can already tell.]
allweather: (getting mad about notes)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-05 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[PENS ARE USEFUL?? How often do you sneeze.

Reim is having no more luck than Oz did, despite being the puzzle master... The future is too difficult for him to conquer alone. Now he's just frowning at it, like it's definitely the cause of so many problems.]


You must need to collect a great deal, then, as I haven't seen anyone carrying around something incredibly different.
bigstick: (Default)

OH MY GOD

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-05 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh, shut up! he doesn't need a sexbot to get laid unlike CERTAIN OTHER RED EYED WHITE HAIRED INDIVIDUALS IN THIS THREAD. so there. ]

I didn't wanna break it! I'm trying to be good about that kind of thing! My therapist said unwarranted destruction's probably bad for me!

[ but yes he is going to take that hand and try and get pulled off. except the bot won't let go and just... tugs back. please don't play tug of war with the america though. ]
mermaiding: (whoever you may be)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-05 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. That is Julius. Or Julien? [look how much she cares ha.]

When first arrived. Hmm. [She hums thoughtfully as she tries to remember more details, speaking slower and more deliberately now.] Creatures called Fle-- Fleming? Flemines? Alien things. Attacking homes, destroying them. Ceres here, in this place, called it a colony? Shut off this place, so creatures could not get in. Do not know if different creatures or same ones.

That is all I remember. Assumed 'colony' meant they settled here and drove off who was here first. Maybe creature you saw one of the alien creatures.
cheats: please do not take! (pic#8436220)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Reim's assessment is correct, since Ciel laughs, like, youths in response. ]

It is quite remarkable, in the very least. His optimism was either incredibly heroic or incredibly stupid. I am still undecided as to which.

[ It's both. ]
harepiece: (HHHHhhahaha nope......)

im cryin

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-05 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[HIS VICTORIAN SENSIBILITIES ARE SCANDALIZED. He is also looking at the vending machine like it has personally offended him and is now holding his prized apples more like a shield than a bludgeon.]

Why is it following you—?! What did you do!!
bigstick: (Default)

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-05 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ your indifference is causing mass suffering.

mass suffering in his heart. ]


Have you not even touched the Internet once? Good god, lady. Sexbots -- totally a thing!

[ can someone look so disapproving of someone else while being carted off by a sexbot? america's certainly taking a crack at it as he looks over at her. for shame, patchouli. for shame. ]

Eh, they're not that cool.

[ and he's just going to push himself up, get his hands around the head of the robot and-- ah, yes. yes he sure did just rip the head off the thing. why didn't you do that ten minutes ago, america? why. ]
nyet: <user name="nyet"> — ᴅɴᴛ (Default)

[personal profile] nyet 2014-11-05 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ at that, russia's sweet and guileless smile freezes on his face. with a long stride, he steps up in front of america to just stand there, stopping him in his tracks, casually looming. all casual. ]

Oh? You have nightmares about my face?

[ strangely, still managing to sound pleasant! so pleasant. ]

Would you like some more?

[ rhetorical question. probably. ]
cantbewalled: (What you think you know)

I HOPE I WASN'T INTRUDING

[personal profile] cantbewalled 2014-11-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[he could get laid a hundred times in one night if he wanted! HE'S NOT OBSESSED WITH SEX LIKE CERTAIN BLOND HAIR BLUE-EYED FOUR-EYED PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN FIGHT OFF A ROBOT.]

Do you want to upset your therapist or get carried off like the spoils of a war you didn't even fight?

[Seriously America what is wrong with you. He tugs back when the robot doesn't let go and it's not doing much good. He's going to have to get closer. He goes for the arm first, tugging at it and trying to break it's hold on America.]

What the hell are these things made of?!
bigstick: (Default)

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-05 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ you're probably expecting some sort of scared reaction here, right? some sort of like "whoa, big guy, calm down" or whatever. that's, uh.

not gonna happen.

instead, america's going to give him a flat look, bite into his apple again and then sniff the air. after, his face twists into disgust and he waves a hand in the space between them. ]


God, nightmares about your breath, more like. When's the last time you brushed your teeth? 1917? Jesus flippin' Christ, dude.

[ and then he's just going to casually step around russia and keep walking. he's got places to go! people to see! soviets to fuck off! ]
allweather: (his head looked huge in this panel)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-05 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[This is how they bond, two people acting decades older than they actually are. Youths. Demonstrated by Reim whipping out this old man phrase:]

His heart is in the right place. Not many people can stay so upbeat, even in day to day activities...

[yeah it is both though]
harepiece: (you heathens)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-05 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Oz probably sneezes as much as he uses pens lbr

THIS IS A DIRE SITUATION, THOUGH. If not even Reim can solve this puzzle than it is clearly not a puzzle, or if it is, it's probably the sort of puzzle that unlocks something very important like the code to a nuclear launch pad or something.]


Neither have I... Oh, but some of them have little stuffed toys! Maybe that's the prize you get? It still seems like a lot of trouble for a little trinket, but they were cute. [#priorities]

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