[It's a good thing he's not a rock or a fatass oodachi, because then Okita couldn't have wielded him. And that wouldn't have been good, not one bit.

But dad-headpats (it counts) are nice, and he just smiles up at him.]

Mhm! Ah- but not always this place. It's not always this weird.

[A+ best explanation here.]

It's always a little weird, though, so don't let your guard down, ever.