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//TESTDRIVE15.EXE

//testdrive15.EXE



The clock strikes twelve. The gong of the grandfather clock in the foyer tolls out the time in slightly unnecessarily obnoxious loud noises. The ambiance of this old mansion demands respect, care, awe --

Okay, no, wait, why are you even in this stupid dusty house?

No reasons are forthcoming, because everyone knows that people just end up in places like this sometimes. That's just how the narrative device works. The hows and the whys don't matter -- all that matters is that you're all here, so you'd better get cracking and start exploring, because it's not like you can leave yet.

Or ever, maybe.


Good day, sirs and madams. Might I interest you in a nice glass of blood...y mary?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 02:15 ] All you see is white. The crash of thunder hits your ears next, punctuated by the piercing pitch of white noise in the background. After a few blinks, your vision comes back to you. Oh good, glad that you’ve joined us in the land of the living. Unlike the nondescript corpse at your feet – it looks like… a butler? Oh dear. You’ve already killed Murder Suspect Number One in most situations. How terribly ironic.

After all, who could’ve killed him but you? You might not remember, but there is definitely a murder weapon in your hand. It’s probably a knife or a poisoned glass of wine or-

Wait, is that a toaster? A full on toaster? Or maybe it’s a taser. Maybe you bludgeoned this poor guy with an entire encyclopedia. Either way, it looks like your murder weapon is a little unconventional, whether it’s a stranger’s pair of underwear or a hair curler. Are you really supposed to believe you committed a murder with these? (Yes.)

That said in the next second the double doors will be opening up. It’s pretty clear you’re not alone. Think quick!

PHASE II

[ 06:00 ] Exploring more around the compound, you’ll find plenty of those tall, oil portraits of people hung around the walls. When you start walking, they’re all strangers. However by the time that you feel like you’re wandering around for an hour, two hours, they might start looking a little bit more… familiar? Mom? Is that you?

You don’t have time to think about that, though. You were clearly framed! You don't’ have a motive for killing some random NPC –

“Or do you?” a portrait will ask.

Oh. Holy shit. Well it’d just be rude to leave, right? Whether you stick around for conversation or not, you’ll find that was just the beginning. The portraits are going to start grilling you. Welcome to CERES Central’s Roast of You. What was your motive? Don’t you know you should respect the servants? How would you feel if you were caught like that? Careful turning your back on them though, because if you ignore them for too long, the subjects in the portraits may just reach out and snatch you to join them in their portrait world.

At that point, the only way to get out is to swap places with some other poor, unsuspecting soul wandering around.

PHASE III

[ 10:45 ] You know what makes me hungry? Murder.

What’s the point of making a mansion this big anyway? Who’s even here? Either way, whether you’re looking for the kitchen to make a fine post-homicide sandwich or just trying to escape, you’ll eventually make it to a stairwell. The most finicky stairwell ever. Is that a trail of bloody footprints leading up the steps? What? No. Stop it, just climb.

Or well – don’t climb too quickly now. The staircases apparently have a mind of their own, swapping from one doorway to another. You definitely haven’t seen this before. It would seem that these stairs might even be interested in keeping you in a circle forever, no concern for whether or not you’re hungry or, god forbid, need to use the restroom.

However the portraits in the stairwell will provide a little tip: “The stairs are gossips, you know. Why don’t you tell us a little something about yourself? Make it good!”

Weirdly enough, sound advice – that is, if you’re interested in shouting out your most embarrassing secrets into the void so a mansion can keep talking shit about you. Oh well. Your alternative is just being a stair golem. There are worse fates.

PHASE IV

[ 14:30 ] This hall is oddly quiet.

Well, until you hear it – the soft sniffles coming from down the hall, the broken sobs. It sounds like someone’s crying. For one reason or another, your footsteps take you forward – there’s really no point in going back now after all, right? Yet as you continue to walk… walk… walk… the crying becomes louder and louder. More desperate, more despaired. In time, it’s clear that this person is wailing, screaming, “How could this happen?!”

Within the span of a breath, all the lights in the hallway go out, leaving you in pitch black.

It occurs to you then that you hear a second set of steps. When did you stop walking? A cold chill runs down your spine and you find yourself running then, despite the fact that it feels like this pitch black hallway goes on forever. The other footsteps pick up, remind you that you’re not alone. No, certainly not.

Best hope that you find some assistance soon – otherwise it looks like the Butler Association is going to ignite some righteous vigilante justice on your ass.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] You’re in the grand ballroom now, ready to present your case. Armed with a cob pipe (don’t smoke inside, it’s rude), a detective hat, and a single spotlight aimed right at you, you now have to explain how you came to the conclusion about the True Killer that is Obviously Not You. Rather, it’ll just be the character of whoever tags into this prompt – yes, you are suddenly so very sure that they’re the ones who are the ultimate mastermind of this entire game and… you’re just going to have to bullshit the reason why even if you know virtually nothing about them. It’s a dog eat dog world out there, you know?

Sorry about that.

Should you actually provide enough of a compelling case or they take pity on you, having a villainous breakdown for the sake of the plot, you’ll be awarded with a coupon that’ll give you three free scoops at your local ice cream parlor! (Note: you must buy the first two scoops in order to qualify.) Of course, if you’re not able to nail them down as the killer, you are obviously the killer yourself (citation needed).

From there, you’ll be dragged off to face your punishment: for six grueling hours you will be tickled mercilessly.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fifteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

empireofmymind: (but but but....)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-16 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm...

[ She's not a witness. What a relief. Ken bends down to speak more at her level. ] I'm going to look around. You can wait outside if you want....

[ ...to not be in a room with a dead body. He picks up Wormmon, who has been clinging to his leg in fright this whole time, and offers him to her. ] With my friend.

[ That way she has a "guard" if the murderer is still out there, and Wormmon doesn't have to be in the same room as a corpse, either. ]

Ken-chan...
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802648)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-16 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[She had been all set to tell him that, no, it was alright, she could manage, when--]

["Ken-chan..."]

[A glance down, and she realized the cute little creature at the boy's foot wasn't just some ViViD-created monster. More than that--]


Ah! You...is that a digimon?

[Curiosity won over, and she knelt down in attempt to meet his gaze. Smiling brightly.]

Hello, there. I'm Hikari. What's your name?
empireofmymind: (what the?)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wormmon seems startled to be addressed, but since Ken-chan has offered him to this girl, he bobs his head politely. ] I'm Wormmon.

[ Ken is also startled, but for different reasons. Can it be...? ] Who...are you?

[ "What's your name" is the non-rude and weird way of putting that, but it hasn't occurred to him, apparently. Despite the fact this girl just said those exact words herself.

He's having a trying day, okay. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802688)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-17 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[She glanced up, genuinely surprised by the reaction. Was there...something about her name? Did he recognize her?]

I'm Hikari. Yagami Hikari.

Why do you ask?
empireofmymind: ([w] fret)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-17 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yagami...Hikari.

[ That shouldn't be possible. Did he go back in time somehow? Or she move forward? Come to think of it, since neither of them are sure how any of this happened, it's entirely possible both of them were summoned to this room from different points along their own timelines....

Ken stares down at the corpse now with more dread than fright. ]
What's going on?

[ What does it all mean. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9720568)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[What does it all mean, indeed?]

[Because...Hikari was fairly certain there was something about his name the boy recognized. It read all over his face. She supposed part of the shock could be where they were. If he didn't know they were inside a game, she could understand.]


I...think that's what we have to find out. [ViViD wouldn't really kill a real person, right? And even if someone died inside, they always woke up back in the city. The others had told her that. Which meant...this body had to be an NPC. The first clue. Like one of those detective shows on television.] We win the game when we solve the mystery of how the person died.
empireofmymind: (thoughtful worry)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Game....?

[ Ken looks around them. No. No, no. Did someone lie to Hikari, too - this younger Hikari - the way he was lied to? This all looks real. He doesn't want to be tricked into avoiding harsh truths again. No, he can't even say he was tricked. He'd wanted to believe, back then. No more.

But the Hikari he knows is too perceptive to be tricked. He trusts the judgment of the Hikari he knows more than he trusts his own. So he just stares at her like the responsible older boy that he is. ]
This isn't real.

[ Yes, that's what "game" implies, Ken. Good job. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9720556)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah.]

[That answered one of her biggest questions, and explained a lot of the poor boy's current anxiety.]


It's okay. I was confused the first time, too. [She offered what she hoped was a reassuring smile.] I know it's a little scary, but nothing inside of ViViD can actually hurt you. It's a virtual world. But not like the digitial world. This one's completely fake. It's just a game.

[...which would absolutely explain why she wasn't freaking out more. Besides her usual Hikari-ness.]
empireofmymind: (neutral stern)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-18 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ken thinks this through, taking in the details around them. He kneels to touch the butler's skin: it's cool, and seems to be getting cooler. Uncanny. They don't have this kind of technology in Japan of 2002. But Hikari had said "the first time", which means.....1999? That's even less possible.

Which proposes a third option. ]


Hikari-s.... [ No. That would just confuse her. ] -chan.

[ Ken smiles at her, trying to calm himself. She's being so helpful. He'll have to impose one last time. ] When we beat the game....where will we wake up?
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802662)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Momentarily confuse her, yes, but...not enough to raise any (more) alarms quite yet; Koushiro referred to her as Hikari-san even though he was older. Quite possibly one of the only Chosen Children she knew of that was more proper than she.]

In a big city.

It's called Cerealia. It looks a little like Tokyo--[Assuming Ken was even from Tokyo, but his accent was similar to hers.]--and it has some similar shops. There's even a Ramen place.
empireofmymind: (it's okay)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-18 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Cerealia." They've done it again, then. They've slipped between worlds. But why? Is there something about Chosen Children that makes them particularly susceptible to this phenomenon? Ken will have to look into that.

Once he beats this game. Wormmon tugs on his pant leg: real or not, that butler is creeping the Digimon out. ]
Ken-chan, let's go....

[ Ken shakes his head. All right. A game. A murder mystery game. They have to solve the mystery to beat it. And then get Hikari back to her city with a ramen shop.

He smiles, addressing her. ]
That sounds nice.

Will you help me?
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802715)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[She nodded with child-like enthusiasm.]

Un!

I promise to do my best to help, Ken-san. With whatever you need.
empireofmymind: (bashful)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ken's smile both brightens and softens simultaneously. ] Thank you.

[ And then he's all business, surveying the "crime scene". ] If it's a game, they have to have left us clues. Look for anything out of place.

[ Like this jump rope. Is it the murder weapon? Ken steels himself to examine the corpse. Wormmon tries to help, but when Ken kneels by the "body", Wormmon ends up squeaking in fear and climbing up Ken's back to bury his head in Ken's jacket.

Poor Wormmon. Ken vows to be quick. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802675)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-18 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Hikari couldn't help being impressed. A little. Once the uncertainty of the situation was dealt with, Ken looked so...almost professional in the way he approached the 'body'. Or he would have, if poor Wormmon hadn't panicked with the movement.]

[That gave Hikari an idea.]


If you're scared... [She addressed the little digimon directly.] I can hold you. If you want, of course. I'll make sure you don't have to see it.
empireofmymind: ([w] pleading <3)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-18 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not scared!

[ Ken presses his lips together so he won't smile out of turn. Wormmon is patient with him when Ken gets like this, isn't he? Wormmon always gives him space to accept his own weaknesses at his own pace. So he has to do the same for Wormmon.

Picking up his partner, he offers him to Hikari. ]
Why don't you look together?

[ This seems to placate Wormmon, who is fine with this if Hikari is. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802719)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[More than fine! She accepted Wormmon happily, holding the little digimon to her chest.]

You're even lighter than Tailmon!
empireofmymind: (neutral stern)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-19 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Mm!

[ Things seem managed on that end. Ken turns his attention to the body, trusting Hikari and Wormmon to comb the area for other clues. Ascertaining the cause of death should direct the rest of the investigation, shouldn't it....?

...He checks the neck first. Maybe it's paranoia, but even in a game, he doesn't like waking up holding a rope weapon next to a "dead body". ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802653)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
What are you doing?

[She asked out of genuine curiosity. He was hovering over the body, looking for something, but beyond that, she couldn't begin to guess.]
empireofmymind: (srs important)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-19 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking for clues.

[ Ken's fingerprints are already on the jump rope, and it fell due to his dropping it, so he doesn't feel bad about disturbing this part of the crime scene. He holds it up for Hikari to see the pattern of the weave on the rope part. ] If he'd been hurt by this, it'd leave a mark, right?

[ And the man's skin is unburned. Hence - this is a red herring, not the murder weapon!

What a relief. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802663)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-19 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[She stepped around the body, coming to stand on the opposite down. Peering down at both the rope and the area of skin which Ken indicated towards. He was right. There was no mark.]

So...that's not the murder weapon.

Does he have any mark on him? Umm...like a stab wound? Or gunshot? Maybe he was poisoned?

[Trying to think back to all the murder mystery tropes. For all they knew, it could have been a candlestick.]
empireofmymind: (angst - nervous)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-21 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I've seen....

[ And thus, very close inspection of the "corpse" is necessary. Ken has to pause, steeling himself to lift the body and look at it close-up. If this is a game, it's very good at simulating reality.....better than reality had been when he'd thought it was a game.

He swallows, hating himself for pausing. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9720564)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Hikari, meanwhile, hung back. Without any immediate wounds, she was leaning towards poisoning. Assuming the person was actually murdered. Maybe they had a heart attack or something?]

...you're very brave, you know.

[To get so close.]
empireofmymind: (super blush)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-21 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh?

[ Ken blinks, solving the mystery of what the word "brave" means in this context first.

He's pretty sure the detective isn't supposed to color and blink and avert his eyes upon solving it, but here he is. ]
Ah.....
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802662)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-07-22 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot of other kids would be scared.

[To elaborate on her reasoning.]
empireofmymind: (bashful)

[personal profile] empireofmymind 2016-07-23 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

How to explain? It's not that he isn't scared, it's just that he....And besides, she's plenty brave herself - the only time they spent any extended time in danger together, he'd been mostly useless...but this Hikari hasn't experienced that yet...

So Ken's shoulders twitch and he almost smiles, but not quite. ]
W-we have to solve the mystery, right...?

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