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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

mythopoeic: (When the moon hits your eye)

[personal profile] mythopoeic 2016-05-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Neither do I. [It's said softly, her expression downcast. She want's to believe they'll succeed, but the destruction had seemed inevitable. If they can't win, then what can they do? Even she can't keep rewinding and twisting time forever.

Kaguya shakes her head briefly to clear those thoughts away and straightens up a little more. No, nope! She has her duty to fulfill, and she will fulfill it. Even if failure's a possibility, she can't think of it as one.

She has to quicken her steps to catch up with him (his legs are much longer than hers', she realizes) but she's not even breathing hard when they reach the car.
]

This is... [Kaguya trails off, tilting her head with a slightly furrowed brow. It's sort of familiar, in the same way most things are to her. Since she has control over literally all time and all, she has a passing familiarity with most technology and future things, and can take nearly all of it with stride. It doesn't mean she actually knows what it is or how to use it, but still.]

A carriage, of some sort? [It's as good a guess as any. She walks around to examine the giant care bear with amusement]
ordaining: (11)

[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a silent walk in the meanwhile, but really it's best he not talk when there isn't water in sight. He slows his steps when he notices she isn't keeping up, not wanting her to push herself too hard in this heat. Neither of them should be out in this kind of heat, but there really doesn't seem to be shelter in sight.

At least until they reach the not!toy car. ]


It's nothing I've seen before. [ His voice is already starting to sound hoarse from thirst though. ]

It's been abandoned, so it may not be of use to us.
mythopoeic: (One of the bamboo sticks broke)

[personal profile] mythopoeic 2016-05-14 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[She takes note of the change in his voice and gives him a worried look. If only she could make an oasis appear too, but alas, her powers don't work that way. she doubts bamboo stalks could help much either.]

Hmm, maybe... [Kaguya trails off uncertainly, moving around the car to examine it carefully. The keys are in the ignition and she leans over to poke at them curiously] Oh...! I think it's one of those 'horseless carriages.' I know little of them, but there were some people I met who knew of them. I... am not certain as to how they work, exactly, but it can be of use to us if we can figure it out.

[She leans over to play with the wheel curious and--

BEEEEEEEPPP

goes the horn.

Kaguya leaps away, eyes comically wide, and she stares at Cullen like some kid that got caught with their hand in a cookie jar or something
] I-- That is, I-- ....Oops?
ordaining: (59)

[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-15 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ They'd only offer shelter really, but... the car itself might be useful, as she said, as a means of transport. There are wheels and what appear to be seats. There's also a means of directing the vehicle as well but ... how do you power it? ]

If you're more famili-- [ Well he'd been about to offer her the wheel when she makes it beep. For a moment, there's a worry it might work like a grenade, but nothing else happens. So, he clears his throat. ]

We could keep walking if you're uncertain?