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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

fingerbanged: ((whoo))

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-05-05 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Boy, does Yusuke ever know about that. Osomatsu probably has him beat on that end, though, which makes one wonder what sort of free pass he and his brothers have in the after-life to keep coming back so much.

Yusuke's car lurches forward once Osomatsu releases his foot, throwing him for a loop momentarily. He releases his foot from the pedal, having the car roll to a stop, craning his neck over to see where this other guy was heading off too. Was it all a bluff after all? Or did he just come to his senses and decided to drop it? It was weird (and kind of suspicious) that he just dropped this after all the fuss he kicked up.]


Hey, don't feel too bad! Green's an awesome color! I'm sure it'll be just as good!

[... if that's the case WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK THAT ONE INSTEAD YUSUKE, you troublesome asshole??]
relieable: (his blood ran as he cried)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-05 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu continues, wordlessly getting into the car, and starting it up.

as soon as the car is powered on, his head snaps up, eyes blazing with determination and anger, and he guns it straight for Yusuke]


GREEN IS NOT MY COLOOOOOOORRRR!
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1/2

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-05-05 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, we can move on from this matter like the mature adults we pretend to be, and--

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS ASSHOLE DOING]
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[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-05-05 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yusuke scrambles to get his car into drive, hoping to get it out of Osomatsu's path before it was too late, but!! Alas, before he can move it a foot forward, the impact of the green buggy into his own sends the vehicle crashing onto it's side, wheels still turning pitifully.]

WHAT THE HELL?! You stupid dick, you nearly killed me!

[Not that it matters in ViViD, but it's the principal of the thing, okay.]
relieable: (his blood ran as he cried)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-05 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)

[mature adults. the word mature is not in Osomatsu's dictionary. adult only matters when it comes to drinking and gambling. he doesn't cheer when he knocks over the car, but he is pleased. he backs up, only preparing to ram into it again]

That's what you get for stealing my car, you fucker! I'm gonna tear you a new one!

[here he comes again!]
fingerbanged: (make it or break it)

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-05-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh jeez, it's WAY too hot for this sort of nonsense.

He hears the sound of Osomatsu backing up, but he's not naive enough to assume he got all of his rage out in that one hit. Moving quickly, he squirms his way out of his seat and pushes himself to stand on top of the toppled car. The material of the vehicle was far from strong enough to support his weight, but maybe, with what he had planned, it was to his advantage.]


You dumbass! Now you're just destroying it!

[Once Osomatsu tears forward again, Yusuke leaps from his perch on his car and onto the hood of the green buggy, landing heavily on top of it.

... this could either wind up really cool, or really, really terrible for everyone involved.]
relieable: (for his country and his king)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-06 08:05 am (UTC)(link)

[the weight of the jump is enough to tip the front of the green car into the sand. Osomatsu lurches forward, but doesn't go anywhere. the car's not going anywhere, either]

Get off! [he finally says once he's stopped reeling. that was enough to give a person whiplash!]
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[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-05-07 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes Yusuke a moment to regain his bearings as well, nearly slipping off the front of the car once he fell upon it. (It looked a lot cooler in his head, okay?)

Once he finds his footing again, however, he scrambles to the hood, taking a hold of the windshield before reaching over and landing a blow on top of Osomatsu's head. All things considered, he was letting him off easy with that.]


Like hell I am! You're just gonna go and try to turn me into roadkill, dammit! And trust me, that's not an experience I want to relive again!