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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

yaayaa: (o-oh of course there is)

MY FOX

[personal profile] yaayaa 2016-05-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ah....nakigitsune and fox both let out a surprised "ah" when she picks him up, though the fox's is the only one that's actually audible. the next reaction would obviously be to protest, but suddenly headpats!? their weakness...!! nakigitsune doesn't know what to doooooo he just ends up following her and sitting down when she tells him to...on the sandy floor. maybe she'll give fox back if he's good?? Staring back at her, as silent as ever, looking a lot more lost than he did five minutes ago.]

Er--Nakigitsune is capable of speech, but has trouble interacting with others on his own. We would both be especially grateful if you were to return me to him...!
rosaichthys: (Default)

BUT YOURE BOTH MY VASSAL :(

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Then when will he let me hear his voice? Cease, fox! I want to hear the boy before me now.

( now that is a command! she eyes the other and is waiting for his response. ) I gave you both a home inside of this castle because of the praise given, the fox gifted me but you.. you hide them from me. I want to hear your voice on my grand work.

( she's not going to return the fox right now!! she's gotta hear what he can say!! she's gotta hear him say some words first before doing so!! but she does continue to stroke the animal's back, she's not gunna hurt him! )
yaayaa: (i'm so sorry)

BUT MY FOX ;~;

[personal profile] yaayaa 2016-05-04 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[wwhhyyyyyy is she angrryyyyyyy she's scary? he doesn't understand!! watch as nakigitsune awkwardly fidgets in his seat, looking around for some sort of nonexistent escape route. aaahh but there's no way out of this? he's gotta...he's gotta say something...his answer comes out really quiet though.]

........It's.......good. [somehow that period sounds a little bit like a question mark?]
rosaichthys: (Default)

... :( YOU HAVE A CUTE FOX!

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-05 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...

( watch that serious look on nero's face slowly disappear at his words. ) So it is so.. an angelic voice that hides behind that mask and you wish to not speak it to those lesser than you. Mm. It sounds nice!

( releasing the fox so that he may trot back to nakigitsune with ease. ) You should speak more often, it's a fleeting song that leaves from your lips. An art! Now, may I receive your names.
yaayaa: (oh thank goodness)

the best fox ever always forever

[personal profile] yaayaa 2016-05-05 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[a song...his voice is a song? gosh this lady's hard to follow. but aah reunited at last! naki hugs the fox close like it's his long-lost security blanket back from the wash, why must mother be a blanket-stealer, why is life unfair--]

--Ah. This is Nakigitsune, and I am an accompanying fox...I do not have a name, but you may call me whatever you like. [should he speak up again...maybe he should speak up again, he wants to keep his fox.]

Nice...to meet you.