reparator: (Default)
C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] ioculus2016-04-30 05:55 pm
Entry tags:

//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

tamamoe: (You should know what you're falling for)

[personal profile] tamamoe 2016-05-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm not talking to the sand, now am I? That would just be ridiculous! [ She laughs, then flaps her hand a bit to wave her over. ] Now, come be a darling and sit and drive.
sunnymerc: (005)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-02 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
( She is not one to turn down a request from a girl, so she runs right over without a second thought. But once she settles into the seat, a realization dawns on her. )

...I have no idea what you're asking me to do.
tamamoe: (And here you are)

[personal profile] tamamoe 2016-05-02 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, this is certainly a pickle. She thought all humans knew how to drive cars these days. ]

You don't know how to drive a car? [ She pouts, staring at the steering wheel with disdain. Oh, bother. Now she'll have to drive herself. ] Disappointing.
sunnymerc: (015)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-02 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
( Oh no, oh no. She cannot bear to disappoint the cute fox girl. She isn't going to give up quite so easily. )

Wait, wait, I can try. Um, show me what I need to do and I'll do it.

( She's seen somewhat similar devices, but nothing she has actually used. She pokes a few things, but thankfully she does not see the foot pedals. How this ends depends entirely on how low Caster's standards are for chauffeurs.

She hits the horn and scares herself.
)
tamamoe: (hah!)

[personal profile] tamamoe 2016-05-04 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The horn going off makes the fox girl burst into hysterical laughter, tail all a-wag and ears twitching. That's really just too funny! She's not good at cars either, but that! That takes the cake! ]

Turn the key in the ignition. [ She has the decency to point to it, at least, in between fits of giggles. ]
sunnymerc: (026)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-04 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
(Her face turns red and she laughs nervously. Making a girl laugh is great and all, but she hopes the next time it happens won't involve embarrassing herself. She is distracted by the ears and tail for a moment before she grabs the key. She doesn't know what to expect so she braces herself as she turns it. The engine turns on.)

Whoa, what's that? It sounds like there's an angry bear inside.

(She isn't following how this is supposed to help.)

Now what?
tamamoe: (2)

[personal profile] tamamoe 2016-05-06 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Caster stares intently at the little car's steering wheel, and one can actually see the gears turning in her head as she parses how to drive this thing. Her ears are even a bit flat as she considers what to do, and her tail swishes from side to side. ]

Now, uh... [ Floor it ] There's a pedal there for feet. Press on it and use the wheel thingy to steer!
sunnymerc: (063)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
( Again, she is distracted by those ears...and that tail. As she stares at them, her foot blindly searches for the pedal and pushes it down with all the force she can muster the moment she finds it. The vehicle accelerates with a jolt and with a yelp, Soleil panics. )

What do I do now?!

( Her hands are gripping the wheel tightly, but they are going faster and faster as she is flooring it. Thankfully there is nothing to run into in the middle of a desert. )
tamamoe: (you're so cute!)

[personal profile] tamamoe 2016-05-08 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ FLOOR IT ]

Just keep your eyes on the road [ what road??? ] and don't hit anything!

[ Really, she should be panicking like nuts right now, but Caster's too busy laughing at the faces Soleil is making while trying to drive. ]
sunnymerc: (053)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-08 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's great, because there's nothing to hit!

( If Soleil is good at anything, it's keeping her cool when in danger. But that doesn't help as much as one would think here as she has no idea what she should be doing. All she manages is to put two and two together to realize the vehicle moved when she put her foot on the pedal. So, the initial panic gone, she moves her foot from the pedal and the vehicle ever so gradually decelerates. )

Um. That was something.

( She will need to take a moment to get her heart under control. )
tamamoe: (main heroine for sure!)

[personal profile] tamamoe 2016-05-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ As the car slows to a stop, Caster's giggling and overall mirth slow along with the speed, and she pouts a little as the car finally stops. ]

Well, let it continue to be something! We've got places to go, people to see, food to eat, stuff like that!
sunnymerc: (032)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-10 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
We do? Alright, you're the boss.

( This lady seems to know what she is talking about, so Soleil goes with the flow and does as she says. Eventually. She has some concerns to lodge with the fox-girl, but she can't muster any of them in the face of her chipper attitude and fluffy ears. So with a few moments to collect herself, Soleil places her foot on the pedal and presses down. )

Here we go!

( The pedal is barely depressed at all. They are going an intense five miles an hour with Soleil's hands gripping the steering wheel with white knuckles. )