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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Considering he barely knew her, the complaints were kept to a minimum, though the quiet intakes of air when they zoomed over a bump may have been enough of a complaint that she didn't want to hear.

She was quick to dismiss it, but given what he knows about surviving in hard conditions when journeying, sometimes nothing can become something useful.

He's cautious as he presses a gloved finger against the liquid, raising it to give it a careful sniff. ]


It isn't blood. [ He explains, which should be expected. ]
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[personal profile] ingenii 2016-05-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
( It's his luck that he didn't throw up on her from the bumping. Then she probably would have kicked him out of the car.

Still, as much as nothing can be useful - and as useful as water is in a desert - it's still a worm to Miranda, and only a small amount of water. She's also seen a lot of nasty things come out of the sand - she doesn't want to wait around for anything bigger )


It's a worm. Not all species shed blood the same.
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[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-01 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look he probably has a stomach of steel, it's fine.

Her stubbornness at a time when they need water is almost exasperating though. While she might be eager to die of thirst, he has more of a sense of duty, of needing to keep going to make sure the others are all alright.

He takes a tiny taste of the liquid, appearing confused after. Or at least he frowns at his hand for a moment. ]
You can't mean to tell me that you aren't thirsty?
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[personal profile] ingenii 2016-05-02 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
You think that one worm is enough to satisfy us?

( It might help but it's still a pretty small worm, and how much water was there in it? Was it even water? She was thirsty, but she also had a pretty high level of self preservation )

We don't even know what effects it might have on us. It could be toxic to our systems.
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[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now, now, Miranda. You won't be saying that in an hour or two when you're hallucinating all sorts of things. ]

There seem to be plenty more in the sands. [ Case and point the few wiggling around near where his knee is pressed down. He drops his hand to the same leg, using it to push himself up. ] I've ingested a small part of it now. If anything happens, you're more than welcome to say you said so. We can't hold on without water forever, however.

[ Be reasonable??? ]
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[personal profile] ingenii 2016-05-07 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you can collect some to prove me wrong then.

( She'd still rather wait a little just to see. Or not see. Maybe there's something better out there )

If we carry on we may find an actual source of water. Or a place.
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[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-08 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
We might, [ That he won't contest ] but there might also be nothing out there. I'd rather take precautions just in case.

[ Especially in an unforgiving land like this seems to be.

He does seem to be collecting a few up though, tugging off his glove and turning it inside out to hold the creatures for now. They keep trying to bite and nibble through, but the leather should be sturdy enough if he shakes them around a bit to disorientate them. ]


Are we still going to use...? [ He looks back towards the car, clearly not comfortable with it, but it did move them quicker than walking would. ]