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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Why?

[ that catches her off guard and she looks away for a moment as she considers how to answer. it seemed obvious to her, after all. ]

Because of what you said. It sounds like things haven't been the greatest for you so I want to help. [ she'll laugh nervously and scratch the back of her head. ]

Is that weird?

[ IT'S DEFINITELY WEIRD...but this is how kururu sees things and if there's any way she can help anyone else, she will. money was never a concern to her one way or another. ]
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[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's definitely weird! [yep] Most people don't decide to help other people without knowing them! You and I are strangers, aren't we? I mean, I could be a horrible person, like a murderer, or pervert, or something!

[um. you are a pervert, Osomatsu]

You know absolutely nothing about me!
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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-01 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, isn't that how everyone is before you get to know them? Everyone is a stranger until you get to know them.

[ kururu will relax in her stance and cross her arms in front of her. she doesn't seem to be too bothered by how he calls her weird. it was a reasonable reaction, after all. ]

And are you a horrible person? Or a murderer? Should I be afraid to be around you?

[ she asks him this but even if osomatsu did come out saying that he was any or all of those things, she probably just going to accept that anyway. (also all men are perverts. this is a constant in life she knows.) given how he's reacting, she doubts that he's truly a bad person. ]
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[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[well, now she just sounds like a Disney Princess, or some shit. she confuses him so much!]

I'm not... a murderer... [was he a horrible person? yeah, maybe. but not murderer-horrible] And I'm not gonna do anything to you, so I don't think there's a reason to be afraid of me.
Edited (well well) 2016-05-01 06:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-01 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's a very straight-forward person, osomatsu!! there's nothing confusing about her at all. ]

Okay, then there's nothing for me to worry about. [ she states proudly and standing as straight as possible before giving him a proper, deep, bow. could he be lying to her? sure, but that didn't matter. and while manners might not mean anything here, it didn't mean she'll forget them. ]

I'm Sumeragi Kururu; it's a pleasure to meet you.

[ once her introduction is done, she'll lift her head a bit to see what he'll do next. honestly, given how he was reacting she just felt increasingly bad for him. was he so unused to kindness? ]
relieable: (he went to fight wars)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[kind... of? but he doesn't have it bad! he's living off of his parents, with five other brothers. they're not rich, but they're not really poor, either. though when it comes to kindness...

ah, she was introducing herself. he stares at her for a moment or two, still quite perplexed. and then he bows his head, which is pretty respectful for him, honestly]
Matsuno Osomatsu.

[it doesn't hurt to have friends, even if they are confusing friends! his brothers aren't here, so he's got to make it on his own. that means he has to play nicely with other people... hard work, bleh]
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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-01 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ kindness is important osomatsu. may you learn that during your stay in cerealia. and in terms of friendship, at least he lucked out with this one here. she'll probably do most of the heavy lifting between the two of them. ]

Now we're not longer strangers, Matsuno-san.

[ she'll announce it with every bit of peep and feeling that she can muster. kururu's honestly feeling a little proud of herself for all of this, even though it's was probably a little pushy... though now that was all out of the way, she holds up the lamp again and gently offers it to him. ]

Are you sure you don't want to make a wish? We'll probably need to do something with this to exit this place.
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[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Matsuno-san sounds so... formal. he's not used to anyone calling him that. has a nice ring to it, though. huh.

his eyes flick down to the lamp, and he inhales deeply before letting out a sigh. he looks up at Kururu again, searching her eyes and he can only find goodness in them. geez, what a weird encounter. but look at her smile. and she referred to him respectfully.

after what seems like a long while, he finally gives her a grin]
I guess it doesn't hurt to give it a shot.
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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-01 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that's the spirit!!

she definitely liked this a lot better than how he was previously. it might be weird to hear someone be so formal but you best get used to it mister. kururu won't stop just because of his awkwardness.
]

Then would you like to summon the genie? [ the lamp is still held out towards him to take and rub himself. he was the one who wanted it originally, after all. granted, whether he was going to make the wish that she was talking about or not...

well, this was just a game anyway. maybe there were multiple ways to win.
]
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[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[right, let's bring back that genie. with a nod, he reaches for the lamp. in a matter of seconds, the genie reappears, looking annoyed... probably because Osomatsu threw the lamp on the ground. that was his home, man]

Okay, I'm ready to make my wish! [the genie spins his hand, as though he wants Osomatsu to hurry. rude] I wish to get out of this desert!

[the genie shrugs and begins to focus. suddenly, the ground beneath them trembles, debris crumbling off from the walls and roof of the temple]

Hang on! [to what, Osomatsu? there is nothing safe in this temple right now. he braces himself, ready to be deposited elsewhere. somewhere, anywhere but the desert, please! hopefully near an exit]
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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay so kururu doesn't have a lot of experience with genies but what comes out of the lamp isn't what she was expecting in the slightest. but do they really get deposited outside of the desert or even closer to the exit? wasn't the genie really some rude jerk who was going to treat them like garbage and...

Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley

ah.

the note had fluttered into kururu's hand after the genie disappeared depositing them...back into the desert. they didn't even have their car anymore and quite honestly, after the entire show that kururu made previously she feels honestly terrible. surely osomatsu might feel cheated once again, right?

this was just like another kick in the teeth for him...

when she thinks about that, she can't help but forget the note and quickly run up and grab his hand with both of her's.
]

I, it'll be okay Matsuno-san! Don't worry... We... We'll figure this out. Maybe this is a short-cut in reality.
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[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-04 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[this... this place looks familiar. Osomatsu realizes that they have been dropped right back in the beginning of the level. WHY? WHAT IS HIS LIFE.

he's about to shout in anger when Kururu takes his hand. and... that is new? a girl who is touching him on purpose? and it's not a punch? he's so shocked by this action that his anger melts away for the time being. and he stares at her, a light blush creeping on his cheeks]


Uh. [give him a moment. he doesn't know what to say to her. he tears his eyes from their joined hands and clears his throat] Y-yeah... maybe...?
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[personal profile] skypsalms 2016-05-06 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ osomatsu's life is hard and literally no one understands; not even his brothers.

and kururu's going to be rather oblivious to the whole blush things; physical connections has always been something she was taught and encouraged to do...with the right people of course and for the right circumstances.

still yet she'll give his hand a bit of a squeeze hoping to keep his spirits high before looking around and seeing if there's nothing around them that she can use to better help their situation. was this really the start? there's no way, right? surely all of that progress wouldn't have been undone..?!
]

This is a video game, right? Don't video games have special secrets and short-cuts that bypass all of the other stuff? [ she doesn't have too much experience with video games, honestly but she does remember a few things from what her cousin has told her and shown her. ]

Maybe...there's something like that around here!
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[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-06 08:05 am (UTC)(link)

[NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.

oh, he should probably stop standing there like an idiot and say something. carefully, he takes back his hand, because it's easier to focus when she is not holding it]


Yeah... Yeah! There has to be a secret shortcut. What about up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right?

[nothing]

Maybe there's a hidden pipe around here?

[he hasn't played a video game in a while]