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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

rosaichthys: (Default)

UMU! you speak my language! its ok oso is so cute, hes going to be neros son.

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Space? Do you mean the Moon Cell? ( so it must be true, she must be in it all over again but there are more opponents than there were last time she was here. maybe it's because of her time during chaldea, she believes it can't be helped. but his next phrase doesn't catch her off guard. she is no fool to these compliments so she takes it as they come.

now what's one way to get on nero's good side? it seems like osomatsu was graced by buddha because he'll win a few brownie points for his words. now he may believe himself to be a smooth operator, but the servant tilts her head at him before )


But how admirable, you aren't much of a fool that you make yourself out to be, are you? ( the blade in her hand lowers down to her side as she gives a big grin towards the raven. ) I think there may be a unique brain covered by these raven tufts. ( extending a hand so that she can curl her index finger in his hair, a bit of the sand falling out which does catch her attention and make her hum in curiosity. )

Though, you should fix that sand in your hair problem, it could cloud your judgement and when one's eyes are on me, I cannot deny how much that makes me happy.
relieable: (white lace and feathers)

oh my gosh

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . .

she... she actually touched him. without punching him. she even complimented him! this was... something of a miracle.

he must be dead. he died and went to heaven. that's the only explanation for this.

except... he's certain he would not have gotten into heaven. so he must still be alive! alive, and in the presence of a goddess.

he turns away, grinning like an idiot, and ruffles his hands through his hair to get the sand out. it's everywhere. in his hair, his ears, his clothes. but he could care less about how itchy it is, or how hot those three blazing suns are. no, all that matters is this woman, and the fact that she's not repulsed by him]


You don't have to worry. My eyes aren't on anyone else. [once he's gotten most of the sand away, he turns back to face her, rubbing his nose. he's... actually never gotten this far with a woman, really. even with Totoko-chan, she had rejected his advances once he'd grown up. so he's kind of winging it!]
rosaichthys: (Default)

i hope youre ready, hes pure? hes red? one of neros roman people

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
( did he look away from her? alright, she's taking back some of these brownie points but she is too busy thinking about being called an angel to call him out on it. watching him smack away the dust from his hair that just seems rather barbaric, most would move away and make sure they were tidy before turning back towards her — but, she guesses — that'll be alright. )

Are you acting out in such a manner that you like what you see?

( what makes this worse is that the bottom-half of her dress is see through and she does hold the air of someone important, though she had been ready to cut away the male's body not too long ago for this car. ) It'd be worrisome if you became a wandering eyed scoundrel, but it can't be helped that you're enraptured by my appearance, but for now I want you to place your attention on the vehicle we have at hand.

( pointing towards the ride before demanifesting her sword. ) Do you mind doing me a favor, it's just a simple one. ( hopefully osomatsu will do it for a cute girl. do it for her.png )
relieable: (a gold covered mattress)

hahaha pure......

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[he only turned away because he wanted to fix himself up a bit! she shouldn't worry, though, because he's going to ogle the heck out of her, at every opportunity, her and her see-through dress]

Depends on the favor, milady. [he grins again, eyes sweeping over the car. he's being honest... Osomatsu may be interested in women, but he's also lazy. so if she's going to put him to work, he might have to decline. he wasn't Choromatsu, after all]
rosaichthys: (Default)

listen... hes pure enough.. in neros standards..

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Depends? Well, who knew that someone with such a high caliber as yourself would only do something that depends on the request. To know that you give such attention to me, I want you to direct that towards the car. Since you were so keen on acquiring it for yourself, perhaps you can use that same motivation and prompt it to move. If you do that, I'm sure I'll return a favor for you.

( maybe, though she is an emperor and will most likely stand by her word, she just wishes for this male to perhaps drive and she'll sit in the other side. i mean, who wouldn't want a cute girl by their side and driving as if they own the place? )

What do you say, you won't turn away such a request, would you?
relieable: (he had white horses)

i suppose he would be, by her standards

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[he gives her a slow blink. okay, he could get behind this. drive the red car, with the pretty lady in red at his side. yeah, why not?

his grin becomes a bit mischievous, and he leans in towards Nero]


I'll, uh.... I'll see what I can do. [if he were Karamatsu, he might wink at her here. but that's even too painful for him. so he just moseys on over to the little car, and crouches down. HMMMMM.

well, there's a plastic key in the ignition, so maybe...

he reaches in and turns it on. the car comes to life, not moving anywhere because it's still in park]


Heh! Awesome! [wow, you moron, you managed to turn on a toy car. good for you, don't get too proud of yourself]
rosaichthys: (Default)

see? it all works out! even if hes trying to be a smooth operator around her

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
( well! that works enough for her because she has no complaints. allowing her sword to dematerialize away so that she doesn't have to hold it anymore, she goes to the other side of the car and staring at where she's suppose to be sitting, she's not shocked that the other had gotten it to work. but what does catch her attention is the small bear sitting in her seat, picking it up so that she can sit in place; she looks towards the other. )

Umu! It seems that you were able to do what I had requested of you, because of that! If there's anything that you would need done, you may ask me. But only once!

( setting the bear down in her lap, she hums softly while playing at the fabric of the small doll. )

Now, you should speak to me of your name, what is it that you go by? Unless you adore being called an "unwashed savage". ( oh nice! first name bases it seems! looks like someone is lucky for being able to make this weird toy car work. )
relieable: (oh what a lucky man he was)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-01 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[gosh, she's too cute! and it sounds like she is going to let him make a request. HNNNG WHAT TO REQUEST FROM A SEXY SWORD LADY? if he's too forward, she might cut off his hand, but he can't waste this opportunity! ugh, he'll have to think about it.

he squeezes into the driver's side of the car as best as he can. good thing he's not very tall! or big! he's an average Japanese man. he nearly dies when their hips become flush. how the heck is he going to concentrate with this attractive girl pressed up against him?]


Unwashed savage has a good ring to it. [a joke, and he winks here, actually, since he's feeling mighty fine!] But no, my name is Osomatsu.
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-02 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
( if only nero knew how much osomatsu is losing his mind over this, she believes everyone in their life would have had a good time but alas, she doesn't know his painful hardships with all his brothers. now she doesn't mind how much he looks at her because she lives for this attention, so she can't help but have a smile as she sits down and listen to his content attitude with being an unwashed savage. as much as she's willing to let him keep that name.. maybe she will! )

Umu! If you like it so much! It can remain your name! You shall be Unwashed Savage. ( think of it as a nickname! maybe if osomatsu didn't play a joke with an emperor who makes up her name. maybe he needs to request to her to use his other name and not this one, but would he let a request like that be used for something so small! as her legs brush up against osomatsu's own, the female raises a hand to pull at the fabric around her chest as she sighs softly from the heat. )

How much I desire a bath, do you think there's any place like that? I'd like one with rose petals swimming upon the water's surface.
relieable: (he went to fight wars)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...she really is going with Unwashed Savage. Osomatsu can only laugh to himself, because... well, that's just his life. things like this constantly happen to him. rather than get angry about it, he's just going to go with the flow. she's not being malicious, he doesn't think. he can't complain. he's squished in a little red car next to his ~*Dream Girl*~ ... who would be angry about that?

he gulps as Nero pulls at the fabric on her dress and instead focuses on getting the car moving. there's a lever to pull up the brakes and then they're off, puttering along through the sand]


I'm not sure we'll be able to find a bath in the desert, especially one with rose petals.
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-02 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
( once the car begins to move and the emperor fans herself from the heat, in all honesty, it doesn't bother her. she just really wants her bath. she doesn't suffer like normal humans so she can't help but wonder why her and various others are trapped within some desert. )

Why do you act as if that's the inevitable? I'm sure there has to be one around here, so do not fret, I'm sure I'll have a grandiose bath soon.

( a nod and finally letting go of the fabric of her clothes, she takes a look at the other. ) So tell me, Unwashed Savage, what are you doing out here so far in this desert. Though, I don't know if I believe what I see here. There's something twisted yet comical towards the despair of others who suffer in this heat.
relieable: (they made up his bed)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-02 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[they're in a desert, sweetheart. there's not going to be water. then again, this is supposed to be a game, right? so maybe there is a hidden oasis somewhere. Osomatsu will hold onto that hope! because, if there is an oasis, they can take a bath together. oh, crap. don't get a boner now, you idiot.

he presses his foot to the gas, trying to get the little car to move just a bit faster, but it's not. this is about as fast as it can go, 15 miles an hour. geez]


I was just checking out the game. [which is the truth. he shrugs] I've never played a virtual reality game before, and people were talkin' about how high-tech it was, so I thought I'd see for myself. Gotta say, I'm impressed! It really feels like I'm in the middle of a desert.
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
( @ rome, please guide nero in what to do if this savage next to her got a boner. @ rome hear her plea. now, what osomatsu says does interest her, he doesn't seem like a master of the holy grail but a virtual world sounds all too familiar. )

A game...? Interesting, what happens if someone here dies, have you found out that? ( this is like that one horror game movie with frankie muniz where they die in real life or.. is that the one of the twists and turns in /extra, pretty sure it is. )

So are the other people around us NPCs.. would you happen to be one as well? ( she would touch his forehead to find out but when she's about to, the bear in her arms squeaks unhappily. maybe this carebear plays a bigger role here than they think. )
relieable: (on which he was led)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[he is still driving, so he doesn't see what Nero is trying to do. then again, focusing on the road seems a little stupid, when there is no road in front of you. still, Osomatsu's keeping his eyes peeled. he feels he's not doing too badly with this little plastic car]

I'm not an NPC, and I haven't died yet. I don't think we'll die outside if we die in the game, but who knows? I only just arrived yesterday.
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-04 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Should we test that, do you care about dying?

( so this is.. the same. thinking of her previous masters, she looks to the male next to her. ) Are they.. here too? ( normally it isn't right for servants to remember their previous summons but this place is all too familiar. )

I demand that you stay by my side, we will go in search of someone. ( that's a command from the emperor! well, not like osomatsu knows that. ) Were there any others that you met while here? Perhaps.. someone with brunette tufts and stars that glitter in their eyes.
relieable: (all dressed in satin)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-04 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[what a strange woman. first she asks him if he cares about dying, and then she says she wants him to stay by her side. MAKE UP YOUR MIND]

Don't worry, baby. I'm not going anywhere. [he brings the one arm that is closest to Nero up and around the back of the seat, keeping his other hand on the wheel] Haven't seen anyone with stars in their eyes, though. They a friend of yours?
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-04 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
( LISTEN! it's hard to make up minds in such hot weather? )

Umu! Excuse yourself, do not belittle my name to just a mere child. I am an emperor, nothing more and nothing less! ( now that's something she's got to correct, a serious look on her features as she places a hand to her chest. ) Make sure you do not falter again.

( they really don't have stars in their eyes, it's just nero's elegant way of speaking. sadly, this might just make osomatsu's job even harder. when it comes to her friend, she hums lightly before speaking. ) They are someone important and if you find them, you must tell me. Though.. how will we contact each other if you do.
relieable: (he went to fight wars)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[.........she... she doesn't know what "baby." means, and she called herself an emperor. oooookay maybe his dream girl is a little crazy. Osomatsu slowly moves his arm so that both hands are on the wheel]

Didn't you get one of those communicators when you got here? God, what are they called? CERES Devices? We can communicate with that, like a cellphone, I think.
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-04 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
( watching his arm go back to the wheel, she raises a brow not understanding why it was off in the first place. )

CERES Device? I have an understanding of what you mean, but I had not been gifted one. Where is it that I should retrieve such a device, is it for all people or.. I inquire to know this information! Do share it with me.

( she's waiting to be shown!!! )

I'll give it back just as swiftly if you hand it over.
relieable: (the people would sing)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-04 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's kind of driving here... but Osomatsu reaches between them to find his pocket, and then pulls out the CereVice. right now, it is folded up so that it looks like a simple business card. he hands it to her, still keeping his other hand on the wheel, eyes forward]

I thought all newcomers got one. You'll probably have to ask that Mosley guy when we get out of here.
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-04 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Mosley.. You know much about this world and its inhabitants! All I've met is some sort of mystical creature, a false deus ex machina! He stated he'd grant my wish but all he gave me was snow. ( there's a small frown on her features before she shakes it off. )

Anyway.

( taking the device, she eyes it as he drives but oh no! it seems there's a little bump in the road and she drops his CereVice right on the sand.. outside of the car. WHOOPS!! )
relieable: (all dressed in satin)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[he doesn't notice, just keeps on driving. geez, this car bumps a lot in the dunes. it's a choppy ride]

Hold up. What creature was this? I haven't seen any wish-granting creatures. [he glances at Nero, then back to the road] Was it in here?
rosaichthys: (Default)

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-05 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
( damn... looks like they both have to get one. ) Mosley.. is the name, correct? It seems that you must get yourself a new device. Since yours is now lost to the sand.

( but! it seems he's yet to find one. )

Mm. Yes, it was. Something that grants only lies, sadly. Even I was fooled. ( there's such an upset look in her eye but she hides it well by looking at the carebear. ) But it is fine, since I've learned it's secrets.
relieable: (his blood ran as he cried)

[personal profile] relieable 2016-05-05 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[wait. wait wait wait. Osomatsu screeches the car to a halt so that he can focus on Nero]

What do you mean my device is lost?