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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

[personal profile] stellacrinita 2016-05-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ The fact that the buggy isn't moving after she gets in is a little troubling, but his muttering is even more so. She reaches over to poke him to see if that will get him out of his daze. ]

Are you okay?
heiro: (39)

[personal profile] heiro 2016-05-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ He startles at the poke, jumping in place with wide eyes. ] Ah--!

[ Oh, crap, it's a girl. This knowledge dawns on him as soon as his undignified squawk is out of his mouth, and he sinks down a little into his seat. But then he starts to talk: ] I mean--yeah, I'm fine, I was just--thinking. [ And keeps talking... ] Uh, about whether this thing is safe or not, I mean, it seems kind of suspicious to me?

[ At least his experience in crisis and immunity through daily exposure has made talking to girls a little bit easier? ]

[personal profile] stellacrinita 2016-05-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ She tilts her head as he seems much more nervous than before. What's wrong? What did she do? He looks scared. ]

A vehicle can be suspicious?
heiro: (255)

[personal profile] heiro 2016-05-01 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe not in the classic sense, but the circumstances... I know this is a game, but this wouldn't be the first game that provided something without any visible drawbacks, just to highlight the fine print later, would it...? Even something like this would do some damage if it were rigged with e-explosives, you know? Or maybe it has a tracker in it...?

[ He trails off uncertainly. Looking the gift horse in the mouth might be unwise in this stage of the game, but he can't help it. ]

[personal profile] stellacrinita 2016-05-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's got a point. A machine like this could definitely have something in it. Explosives, she remembers, are usually tied to the ignition or the driver's seat, but as for a tracker. who knows. ]

If someone's tracking us with it, I'll fight them. But if it's an explosive... [ She pauses, thinking. ] Well...I would be alright. I'm not sure about you though...
heiro: (68)

[personal profile] heiro 2016-05-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ He rubs at his chin. A durability Quirk, huh? ] Usually, if there's an explosive, there should be a moment of warning? I think I can escape in time.

[ And with that, he presses the button that seems to have taken the place of the ignition.

He's tense for fifteen seconds, but nothing. He breathes out a sigh of relief.
] I... guess I was worrying for nothing!

[ He looks at her, pressing carefully on the - gas? He thinks it's the gas. The thing moves, anyway. ] Ah, I'm Izuku Midoriya. Nice to meet you.