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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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phase iv.

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? Could it be that you understand true beauty!?

( her words are covered in happiness as there's a smile on her features, the easiest way to win nero's heart is to compliment her. though there's something about the way he does that brings the servant to remove her hand from his grasp. ) But even so, I'll have to decline. You seem like nothing more than an unwashed savage and yet, you speak as if you know what true beauty is. I like your words but not enough to risk my life.

( what she does next is pick up the lamp that he had previously before putting it back in his hands. ) You should ask for another wish, try two more times. I have heard that three times is the charm, but not as charming as me. Hm? What are you waiting for, do it now.

( she's helping you. )
Edited 2016-05-01 03:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nolongerhuman 2016-05-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, I know a beauty when I see one.

[ please, Nero. Dazai is an expert at sniffing out the perfect double suicide companions. but oh no, he feels slightly hurt being called an unwashed savage! luckily, that isn't enough to let him down and not to mention Kunikida isn't here to stop him, beat him up, and yell at him.

he's unstoppable (mostly).

but he sets down the genie lamp and shakes his head. ]
Say, if I asked you if you strangle me with your delicate fingers instead... Would you agree?

[ just... wondering. ]
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[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
( with his question again, she can't help but wonder if he had hit his head when appearing in this place. though the same is somewhat soft, it can harden and get rid of those who are nothing buy annoying. ) Do not be an idiot, to die here would be cowardice! You have no idea where you are and you wish to rot away here, with the worms to eat away at your flesh.

( you'd think people would try to find a better way to die. ) These hands are for more important matters, besides, you requested a double suicide, did you not? It'd only be you dying and at one squeeze of my hands if I was the one handing our your execution. Why must you act as if you're at the bottom of the barrel nasty, at least have some shame for yourself.
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[personal profile] nolongerhuman 2016-05-01 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ looks like plan B failed. he wanted to try though? but true, his number one plan is to commit a double suicide with a beauty! looks like Nero isn't the beauty today... so he'll have to try somewhere else. ]

Well, that does sound pretty undignified when you say it.

[ but when has Dazai been a dignified person. ha! what happens to his body after death doesn't matter, as long as he has that painless and clean suicide... yes, everything is perfect. then he answers prettyyyy nonchalantly: ]

Well, if I had any shame that'd be easier...
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[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-01 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
( today is not the day, but maybe tomorrow. (five nights at freddy voice) tomorrow is another day. )

Hold some shame for yourself! It'd be disgraceful to die in this heat!

( what follow next is that nero turns from this male. )

Do not act shameless around me unless you can't help but shower me in compliments, it's the only act of shamelessness I'll accept. Now get to your feet, you shall not die here! ( luckily, she won't let his worthless ass die here. it's rude to die in front an emperor if they're not handing out the execution. )

Come now, rapscallion.